Ode to an anabolic steroid

May 22, 2008 in The New Illiterati

I’m sweating pure anabolic steroids,
& my balls smell like shit.

There’s shit on my path
and it smells like
the dehydrated apples of Kong
on my monkey balls.

You look for me in the bathtub
but I’m already there, dripping.

There’s sun in my face
– & youth is 4ever.

The sun dresses like a greek
philosopher peeing himself.