Gung Ho

July 20, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

Hot-shot Chinese businessman, millionaire poet and patron-of-the-arts Huang Nubo, recently decided to start a fund to promote the cultural relations between Iceland and China, inventively named “The China Iceland Cultural Fund”. Reminiscent of pure Icelandic small-town nepotism, one of the main catalysts for Huang Nubo’s interest in Icelandic culture was [...]

Cotery Poelumn: Pwoermds

July 8, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

It’s a poetic mouthful – a hard-to-perform sound poem in its own right – “pwoermd”. When you Google it the machine asks if you meant “powermad” and you’re half inclined to say “yes I am what are you gonna do about it?” beautyfault (Karri Kokko) fjshjng (Geof Huth) breathrough (Christopher [...]

Roskilde festival

June 29, 2010 in News

Dear friends. Tomorrow morning I fly to Roskilde festival to perform at ‘Ordets Område’ – the literature part of this famous rock festival. I’ll be performing as a part of a team on friday at 16.30 – playing around with the analogue text remixer RE ACT OR – and on [...]

Inscribed round the rectum of a Hollywood superstar

June 23, 2010 in Uncategorized

The Kindle, the iPad, the Nook, the Cybook Opus, the Sony Reader, the iLiad – and now: Megan Fox’s right flank. We’ve come to accept the fact that books are no longer just pages tied together. Just as we graduated from scrolls and tablets, we’re now in the process of [...]

The Icelandic Poetry Community

June 7, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

A reader recently asked, by way of my editor, that I share a few words on the Icelandic poetry community. My first response was a long-winded, athletic “boooooooring” while I rolled my eyes and pretended to gag. For a while I was very outspoken in my criticism of Icelandic poetry. [...]

Mad Skills

May 23, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

A few words about the surprising qualities of sucking really hard Recently I read on the news that a man, one Kenny Strasser, had successively duped the producers of numerous TV-programs into putting him on the air on the premise that he was a master in the art of the [...]

Left, Right and Center

May 10, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

– a self-righteous rant One of the greatest conservative projects in poetry is called New Formalism. In short it supports the return to rhymed metrical verse and classical themes. It’s a let’s-write-like-Keats kinda movement originally associated with the yuppie culture of the 1980’s, with that perverted type of pseudo-sophistication that [...]

Canon Fodder

April 15, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

I regularly read poetry to Aram, my infant son. He doesn’t “get it”, of course – no matter how I try to explain that he’s really not supposed to understand it – but rather “sense it”. But he seems to like the rhythms of it anyways (and/or his father’s theatrical [...]

Poland and 3:AM

April 5, 2010 in News, The New Illiterati

All is mostly work these days. That is to say, work that pays money. Which means less time for worthless occupations secretly intended to destroy capitalism (through the dickish laziness of poetry). Tomorrow I go to Warzaw, Poland, to meet with Political Critique, along with my comrades in Nýhil. We [...]

Segregating the poor

March 25, 2010 in Articles, The Grapevine

The Icelandic charity organization Fjölskylduhjálp (Family Aid) helps hundreds of families a month. Fjölskylduhjálp, like its sister organizations Hjálparstofnun Kirkjunnar (The Icelandic Church Aid) and Mæðrastyrksnefnd (Mother’s Support Committee) supplies the needy with food and at times other necessities, like clothing or diapers. For the poor of Iceland, these are [...]