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\u00deau vilja ekkert rugl \u00ed Evr\u00f3pusambandinu. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er d\u00e6migert fyrir landsbygg\u00f0aheimsborgarann a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 heiman eldsnemma \u00e1 m\u00e1nudegi til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera kominn \u00e1 \u00e1fangasta\u00f0 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudagskv\u00f6ldi. \u00der\u00edr fer\u00f0adagar, takk fyrir og g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ger\u00f0ist eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed dag? \u00c9g t\u00f3k skutluna \u00fat \u00e1 v\u00f6ll. Rakst \u00e1 Au\u00f0i \u00d6vu sem var a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 b\u00f3kamessuna \u00ed Leipzig. Bor\u00f0a\u00f0i morgunmat og skrifa\u00f0i Aram mitt vikulega lettersbr\u00e9f \u00e1samt me\u00f0fylgjandi mixteipi. Horf\u00f0i \u00e1 Mj\u00f3lkurbrautina eftir Luis Bunuel \u00ed fluginu til Frankfurt. Las svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed dagb\u00f3kum Gombrowicz \u2013 sem eru endalausar, b\u00f3kin er 800 s\u00ed\u00f0ur me\u00f0 sm\u00e1u letri, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a kominn fj\u00f3r\u00f0ung \u00ed gegnum \u00feetta. Hann er misskemmtilegur og oft a\u00f0 tala um einhver p\u00f3lsk m\u00e1lefni sem \u00e9g hef ekkert vit \u00e1 og eru l\u00f6ngu, l\u00f6ngu li\u00f0in hj\u00e1 (dagb\u00e6kurnar voru birtar jafn \u00f3\u00f0um \u00ed dagbla\u00f0i \u00ed P\u00f3llandi \u2013\u00a0\u00feetta er eiginlega h\u00e1lfgert pr\u00f3t\u00f3blogg). \u00dea\u00f0 var gaman a\u00f0 l\u00fdsingum, sem \u00e9g las \u00ed dag, af matarbo\u00f0i hj\u00e1 Bioy-Casares \u00fear sem Borges var l\u00edka. Hann vir\u00f0ist f\u00edla b\u00e1\u00f0a en \u00fea\u00f0 sem heillar hann vi\u00f0 Argent\u00ednu er samt eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 \u2013 \u00e6skan \u2013\u00a0\u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00feeir kump\u00e1nar eru me\u00f0 hugann \u00ed Par\u00eds, finnst Gombrowicz, sj\u00e1 ekki g\u00e6\u00f0in heima fyrir. \u00deeir s\u00e9u of uppteknir af heimsborgaraskapnum, sem s\u00e9 bara Par\u00edskur pr\u00f3vinsialismi. Raunar segir hann l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekkert vi\u00f0 Borges sem krefjist \u00feess a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 argent\u00ednskur, hann v\u00e6ri alveg sami ma\u00f0urinn \u00ed Montparnasse (Gombrowicz meinar \u00fea\u00f0 ekki sem h\u00f3l, held \u00e9g). Svo eru \u00feeir Virgilio Pi\u00f1era \u2013 k\u00fabaninn sem Krist\u00edn Svava hefur \u00fe\u00fdtt, \u00deunga eyjunnar \u2013\u00a0a\u00f0 berjast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a saman Ferdydurke eftir Gombrowicz. Sem Gombrowicz segist ekki \u00ed neinu sambandi vi\u00f0 lengur (sj\u00f6 \u00e1rum eftir \u00fatg\u00e1fu), \u00feetta s\u00e9u bara b\u00f3kstafir. En eitthva\u00f0 ver\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa fyrir stafni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mj\u00f3lkurbrautin var skemmtileg. Einsog Life of Brian fyrir g\u00e1fumenni. M\u00e9r fannst \u00e1 textanum \u00ed endann a\u00f0 Bunuel hlyti a\u00f0 hafa hata\u00f0 tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0in af mikilli \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0u. \u00dea\u00f0 var predikunart\u00f3nn \u00ed honum. Samt fannst m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert endilega \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 myndina. \u00dea\u00f0 er margt l\u00edka fallegt \u00ed \u00feessari tr\u00fa allri saman. Einhver sk\u00e1ldskapur. Eitthva\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g var sex t\u00edma \u00ed Frankfurt. \u00c9g hef aldrei vani\u00f0 mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 fara ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00e1i svona lengi milli fluga. Myndi langa \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 bakalei\u00f0inni \u2013\u00a0\u00fe\u00e1 fer \u00e9g \u00ed gegnum Amsterdam, sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 og er mj\u00f6g n\u00e1l\u00e6gt flugvellinum \u2013\u00a0en \u00fe\u00e1 hef \u00e9g ekki t\u00edma. En nennti \u00fev\u00ed ekki \u00ed Frankfurt. Hef bara einu sinni gert svona svo \u00e9g muni \u2013\u00a0allavega \u00ed seinni t\u00ed\u00f0 \u2013 og \u00fea\u00f0 var bara fyrir \u00ferj\u00f3skuna \u00ed Ragnari J\u00f3nassyni \u00ed einhverju sk\u00e1ldafer\u00f0alagi til Frakklands. Og \u00fea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g gaman. Algerlega \u00feess vir\u00f0i. En sennilega bara \u00ed f\u00e9lagsskap. Allavega f\u00e9kk \u00e9g m\u00e9r bara a\u00f0 \u00e9ta \u00e1 flugvellinum og vann svol\u00edti\u00f0 og skrifa\u00f0i \u00ed dagb\u00f3kina m\u00edna. Og svaf fram \u00e1 bor\u00f0. Flaug svo \u00ed sard\u00ednud\u00f3s me\u00f0 hn\u00e9n upp undir kj\u00e1lka \u00feessa r\u00edflega klukkustundarlei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Frankfurt til Zagreb. T\u00f3k flugr\u00fatuna ni\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00e6 og fylgdi svo kortinu sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i prenta\u00f0 \u00fat til a\u00f0 finna h\u00f3teli\u00f0 \u2013 t\u00e9kka\u00f0i mig inn, f\u00f3r \u00fat og \u00e1t kebab, og skrei\u00f0 svo aftur upp \u00e1 h\u00f3telherbergi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deegar ma\u00f0ur er sj\u00e1lfur snjalls\u00edmalaus ver\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur ofsalega me\u00f0vita\u00f0ur um hva\u00f0 f\u00f3lk starir miki\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edmana s\u00edna. S\u00e9rstaklega \u00e1 st\u00f6\u00f0um \u00fear sem f\u00f3lki lei\u00f0ist annars einsog \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llum. Allir bara. Einstaklingar. P\u00f6r. Fj\u00f6lskyldur. \u00c9g vil ekki hlj\u00f3ma einsog einhver Sverrir Norland h\u00e9rna en f\u00f3lk talar ekki einu sinni lengur saman. Eina manneskjan sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 eiga \u00ed samr\u00e6\u00f0u \u00ed Frankfurt var a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuna \u2013 sk\u00e6pa vi\u00f0 einhvern. \u00dea\u00f0 les enginn \u2013\u00a0kannski einn og einn \u00ed v\u00e9linni en enginn \u00e1 flugv\u00f6llunum sj\u00e1lfum, \u00fear sem er net. Og \u00f3tr\u00falega margir b\u00fanir a\u00f0 hla\u00f0a d\u00f3ti ni\u00f0ur \u00ed s\u00edmann fyrir flugi\u00f0. \u00deegar flugfreyjan \u00ed Zagrebfluginu tilkynnti a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri wi-fi \u00ed v\u00e9linni f\u00f3ru allir a\u00f0 fikta vi\u00f0 s\u00edmana s\u00edna \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 hafi sj\u00e1lfsagt allir pr\u00f3fa\u00f0 svona flugv\u00e9lawi-fi \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 viti allir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er vita gagnslaust. Og \u00feegar vi\u00f0 lentum f\u00f3ru allir s\u00edmarnir aftur \u00e1 loft. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annars voru \u00f3keypis bl\u00f6\u00f0 og t\u00edmarit \u00e1 flugvellinum \u00ed Frankfurt. \u00cd bo\u00f0i Lufthansa. \u00c9g hirti New York Times og Stern. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sl\u00f3 mig annars l\u00edka s\u00fa kenning a\u00f0 ein \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir \u00f3tr\u00falegum vins\u00e6ldum v\u00ed\u00f0avangshlaupa og gusufer\u00f0a s\u00e9 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf a\u00f0 b\u00faa s\u00e9r til mj\u00f6g s\u00e9rstakar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur til \u00feess a\u00f0 geta sleppt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00ed s\u00edmanum. Gera eitthva\u00f0 sem er ekki of lei\u00f0inlegt \u2013\u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vera \u201eeitthva\u00f0\u201c, \u00e1 me\u00f0an flugvellir og r\u00fatur og allt hitt er \u201eekkert\u201c \u2013\u00a0svo ma\u00f0ur lifi \u00fea\u00f0 af a\u00f0 vera ekki \u00ed s\u00edmanum, \u00e1 sta\u00f0 \u00fear sem ma\u00f0ur getur eiginlega ekki veri\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edmanum. A.m.k. ekki r\u00e9tt \u00e1 me\u00f0an. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c1 morgun var plani\u00f0 a\u00f0 litast um eftir Ulysses \u00e1 kr\u00f3at\u00edsku. \u00dea\u00f0 er eiginlega h\u00e1lf vonlaust. \u00dea\u00f0 eru engar n\u00fdlegar \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingar og \u00fe\u00e6r g\u00f6mlu \u2013\u00a0tv\u00e6r \u2013\u00a0vir\u00f0ast ekki f\u00e1anlegar \u00ed helstu ant\u00edkvar\u00ed\u00f6tum, a.m.k. ekki skr\u00e1\u00f0ar \u00e1 netlagerinn. \u00dat um gluggann \u00e1 flugvallarr\u00fatunni s\u00e1 \u00e9g einhvers konar listasafn sem augl\u00fdsti s\u00fdningu me\u00f0 Picabia og Magritte en m\u00e9r tekst ekki a\u00f0 g\u00fagla \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var. \u00c9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 t\u00fdna netfanginu hj\u00e1 eina manninum sem \u00e9g \u00feekki \u00ed b\u00e6num \u2013\u00a0editor og rith\u00f6fundi sem vann hj\u00e1 forlaginu sem gaf \u00fat Illsku \u00e1 kr\u00f3at\u00edsku. Okkur kom fjarska vel saman. \u00c9g er me\u00f0 hlaupask\u00f3na me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og aldrei a\u00f0 vita nema a\u00f0 \u00e9g hlaupi. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega bara \u00e1 morgun sem gefst t\u00edmi til \u00feess. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00dea\u00f0 er d\u00e6migert fyrir landsbygg\u00f0aheimsborgarann a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 heiman eldsnemma \u00e1 m\u00e1nudegi til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera kominn \u00e1 \u00e1fangasta\u00f0 \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudagskv\u00f6ldi. \u00der\u00edr fer\u00f0adagar, takk fyrir og g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt. Ger\u00f0ist eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed dag? \u00c9g t\u00f3k skutluna \u00fat \u00e1 v\u00f6ll. Rakst \u00e1 Au\u00f0i \u00d6vu sem var a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 b\u00f3kamessuna \u00ed Leipzig. Bor\u00f0a\u00f0i morgunmat og skrifa\u00f0i Aram … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Sk\u00fdrsla, fer\u00f0adagur 3 (KEF-FRA-ZAG)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6380,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6378\/revisions\/6380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}