Facebook. Sk\u00e1ldsaga barst \u00ed tal. F\u00f3lk var \u00f3samm\u00e1la ekki bara um g\u00e6\u00f0i b\u00f3karinnar heldur um \u00fea\u00f0 hvort h\u00fan v\u00e6ri \u00f3\u00feolandi vegna amer\u00edsks ritlistarst\u00edls e\u00f0a hvort s\u00e1 st\u00edll v\u00e6ri einfaldlega ekki til sta\u00f0ar \u2013 kannski var jafnvel gefi\u00f0 til kynna a\u00f0 sl\u00edkur st\u00edll v\u00e6ri ekki til, heldur einhver fantas\u00eda, uppnefni til \u00feess a\u00f0 afskrifa eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3\u00feol sem ma\u00f0ur kann ekki a\u00f0 nefna \u00f6\u00f0ru or\u00f0i. Einsog me\u00f0 m\u00f6rg hugt\u00f6k \u2013 woke, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00feig \u2013 er ritlistarfnykur (MFA-st\u00edll) v\u00e6ntanlega hugtak \u00ed einhvers konar m\u00f3tun og hugsanlega meinar f\u00f3lk \u00f3l\u00edka hluti \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 talar um sl\u00edkan st\u00edl og sumir hreinlega sj\u00e1 hann sem eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0. Segja: er \u00feetta til? Er \u00feetta \u00ed alv\u00f6ru til? Nei, \u00ed alv\u00f6ru, ef \u00feetta er til, bentu \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 or\u00f0i\u00f0. Hvar er or\u00f0i\u00f0? Hvar eru setningarnar? Sem gera \u00feetta a\u00f0 ritlistarst\u00edl? Amer\u00edskum ritlistarst\u00edl? \u00dat me\u00f0 sproki\u00f0. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00dea\u00f0 var ekki spurt. Ekki \u00ed alv\u00f6ru (er Facebook alv\u00f6ru? eru b\u00e6kur alv\u00f6ru?) En \u00e9g spur\u00f0i mig. (\u201eHva\u00f0 er amer\u00edskur ritlistarst\u00edll? \u00dat me\u00f0 sproki\u00f0!“) \u00dev\u00ed \u00feefurinn af honum getur alveg gert mig vitlausan en \u00feetta er kannski svol\u00edti\u00f0 svona you know it when you see it d\u00e6mi. \u00c9g hef ekki lista\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat, ekki lagt \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 mig \u2013 get ekki bent \u00e1 neitt tilteki\u00f0 nema almenna tilhneigingu til \u00e1kve\u00f0innar f\u00e1gunar. A\u00f0 b\u00f3k hafi veri\u00f0 ritst\u00fdrt \u00feannig a\u00f0 hver setning \u00ed henni \u201e\u00fej\u00f3ni tilgangi\u201c \u2013\u00a0manni finnist einsog hver myndl\u00edking hafi veri\u00f0 r\u00e6dd og henni hafna\u00f0 ef h\u00fan er of klisjukennd e\u00f0a of \u00f3lj\u00f3s. Setningarnar eru sennilega yfirleitt frekar lj\u00f3sar. Alltaf \u201es\u00fdnt en ekki sagt\u201c \u2013\u00a0s\u00f6gupers\u00f3nur segja jafnvel sjaldnast sj\u00e1lfar hva\u00f0 \u00feeim finnst um neitt, heldur segja eitthva\u00f0 sem gefur \u00fea\u00f0 til kynna. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edti\u00f0 um l\u00fdsingaror\u00f0 og engin atviksor\u00f0 \u2013\u00a0atviksor\u00f0 eru b\u00f6nnu\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 marglesa textann og ganga \u00far skugga um a\u00f0 hann innihaldi engin atviksor\u00f0, s\u00e9rstaklega engin sem enda \u00e1 -ly \u00e1 ensku, -lega \u00e1 \u00edslensku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g held a\u00f0 margir myndu hreinlega kalla \u00feetta \u201eg\u00f3\u00f0an texta\u201c. En \u00feetta er g\u00f3\u00f0ur texti \u00e1 svol\u00edti\u00f0 sama m\u00e1ta og mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 pr\u00f3d\u00faseru\u00f0 t\u00f3nlist er \u201eg\u00f3\u00f0 t\u00f3nlist\u201c. T\u00f3nlist \u00fear sem bassinn er sk\u00fdr og snerillinn \u00fe\u00e9ttur og \u00f6ll hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6rin eru \u00e1 sinni eigin t\u00ed\u00f0ni, ekkert rekst \u00e1 \u2013 temp\u00f3i\u00f0 er algerlega st\u00f6\u00f0ugt alveg \u00ed gegn \u2013 b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 lagf\u00e6ra t\u00f3nh\u00e6\u00f0ina hj\u00e1 s\u00f6ngvaranum. Lagi\u00f0 er aldrei of langt og aldrei of stutt og br\u00fdtur ekki reglur um vers-k\u00f3rus-vers-k\u00f3rus-br\u00fa-k\u00f3rus-(k\u00f3rus endurtekin). \u00dea\u00f0 er ris \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0. Spenna \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0. R\u00e1\u00f0g\u00e1ta \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0. Ef \u00fea\u00f0 gerist eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3v\u00e6nt finnur ma\u00f0ur alltaf sterklega fyrir h\u00f6fundar\u00e6tlun \u00ed hinu \u00f3v\u00e6nta \u2013 \u00feetta var \u00f3v\u00e6nt en aldrei \u00f3vart, aldrei uppg\u00f6tvun, aldrei \u201efokk it, hlj\u00f3mar bara f\u00ednt\u201c. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sj\u00e1lfum finnst m\u00e9r b\u00e6kur (og texti) vera bestar ef \u00e9g hef \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 tilfinningunni \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g er a\u00f0 lesa \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 alls ekkert gefi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta gangi upp. Og raunar finnst m\u00e9r oft h\u00e1lfgert aukaatri\u00f0i a\u00f0 hlutirnir gangi upp \u2013 plott er plott og \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e1g\u00e6tt eins langt og \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e6r en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem st\u00fdrir s\u00f6gunni \u2013 og tilviljanir og agn\u00faar og f\u00edflal\u00e6ti og st\u00e6lar og einl\u00e6gir \u00fat\u00fard\u00farar, allt finnst m\u00e9r \u00feetta d\u00e1samlegt. H\u00f6fundar sem halda a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 sni\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 \u201ekill your darlings\u201c til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nusta einhverja \u00f3lj\u00f3sa hugmynd um vilja einhvers lesanda \u2013 sem vilji \u00fe\u00e1 helst bara lesa b\u00e6kur sem minna hann \u00e1 a\u00f0rar b\u00e6kur, me\u00f0 jafn steindau\u00f0um darlingum \u2013 eru ekki a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nusta einhvern eiginlegan lesanda, ekki manneskju, heldur bara \u201emarka\u00f0inn\u201c. Og marka\u00f0urinn vill kunnuglega pr\u00f3d\u00fakt en listin b\u00fdr \u00ed \u00f6llu hinu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Svo finnst m\u00e9r l\u00edka bara mj\u00f6g vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00f6gum s\u00e9 sagt en ekki bara s\u00fdnt. S\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 er auglj\u00f3slega veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja manni eitthva\u00f0 tilteki\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessum \u201es\u00fdningum\u201c \u2013 ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki alltaf a\u00f0 skrifa \u201eSigga gekk \u00feungst\u00edg um \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina \u00e1 h\u00f6r\u00f0um klossum sem skildu eftir sig far \u00ed \u00feykku g\u00f3lfteppinu og d\u00e6sti \u00ed hverju skrefi milli \u00feunnra \u00f3m\u00e1la\u00f0ra vara sem h\u00f6f\u00f0u ekki brei\u00f0st \u00fat \u00ed bros fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan missti m\u00f3\u00f0ur s\u00edna\u201c , stundum er miklu hreinlegra a\u00f0 segja bara \u201eSigga var f\u00fdlutrunta\u201c og halda svo \u00e1fram. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Og sennilega sn\u00fdst \u00feetta meira um ritstj\u00f3rn en MFA-pr\u00f3gr\u00f6min \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum. Og er \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ekkert \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u00ed \u00edslenskri e\u00f0a franskri ritlist. \u00c9g upplifi \u00feetta oftast sem rembing \u2013 en einmitt svona rembing \u00feess sem rembist mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1tast ekki rembast neitt. Svo temur ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mni fyrir \u00feessu \u2013 fer a\u00f0 finna lyktina af \u00feessu alls sta\u00f0ar. \u00deefa hana uppi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
En \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki a\u00f0 hlutir megi ekki vera \u201eskrifa\u00f0ir\u201c \u2013 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur megi ekki finna fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 st\u00edla, \u00fev\u00ed s\u00ed\u00f0ur \u2013 heldur er \u00feetta tiltekinn st\u00edll og tiltekinn t\u00f3nn. Og \u00feessi rembingslausi rembingur sl\u00e6r mig sem yfirl\u00e6tislegur. \u00de\u00e1 finnst m\u00e9r einl\u00e6g og gr\u00edmulaus tilger\u00f0 \u2013 tilger\u00f0 sem b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00ed dans \u2013 miklu \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g \u00feoli heldur ekki gagnr\u00fdni sem gengur \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 hlutir eigi a\u00f0 vera styttri. L\u00f6g eigi a\u00f0 vera 3 m\u00edn\u00fatur. Pl\u00f6tur 12 l\u00f6g. Sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gur 300 s\u00ed\u00f0ur. Lj\u00f3\u00f0 ein s\u00ed\u00f0a. Okkur liggur ekki svona miki\u00f0 \u00e1 og ef ma\u00f0ur nennir ekki a\u00f0 lesa \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur bara a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir b\u00ed\u00f3myndinni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Annars fannst m\u00e9r b\u00f3kin sem barst \u00ed tal (Audition eftir Katie Kitamura) a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgu leyti mj\u00f6g f\u00edn \u2013 en h\u00fan var \u00fea\u00f0 sem sagt \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri af henni svona fnykur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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