Aftur \u00e1 Joe & the Juice, undir rith\u00f6fundamyndunum \u00ed Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0, sem er n\u00e6stum t\u00f3m \u2013 \u00cdsland er greinilega ekki lengur \u00ed t\u00edsku, n\u00e9 \u00fatl\u00f6nd, \u00fea\u00f0 eru allir h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 fara nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut (nema allir s\u00e9u bara farnir til Par\u00edsar til a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a loftslagsm\u00e1lin, \u00fea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0). \u00cdsland kemst ekki til \u00fatlanda, \u00fea\u00f0 situr stjarft og starir \u00e1 nakinn listnema \u00ed glerkassa \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu \u00e1 netinu. Hann sag\u00f0i \u00ed vi\u00f0tali \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri skr\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 23 \u00e1ra ma\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i aldrei \u00e1 \u00e6vinni veri\u00f0 einn \u00ed viku. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort honum finnst hann n\u00fa hafa veri\u00f0 einn \u2013 \u00ed einhverjum skilningi er ma\u00f0ur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 aldrei eins einn og \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu \u00e1 netinu. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00feetta er narsissismi \u2013 \u00feetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 symb\u00f3l\u00edskur gj\u00f6rningur og hefur meira a\u00f0 gera me\u00f0 \u00e1horfi\u00f0 og sirkusinn \u00ed kringum manninn \u00ed kassanum en sj\u00e1lfan manninn \u00ed kassanum. Hann er minna a\u00f0 s\u00fdna sig og vi\u00f0 meira a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 hann. Einhver kalla\u00f0i hann tamagotchi n\u00fdrra t\u00edma \u2013 tamagotchi voru stafr\u00e6n lyklakippug\u00e6lud\u00fdr sem voru vins\u00e6l fyrir svona tveimur \u00e1ratugum, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feurfti a\u00f0 sinna \u00feeim annars \u201edr\u00e1pust\u201c \u00feau. F\u00f3lk situr og starir \u00e1 hann langt fram \u00e1 kv\u00f6ld. Kannski finnst \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann drepist ef \u00feau sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1 streyminu. \u00dea\u00f0 sem gerist ekki \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu gerist alls ekki. Andy Warhol sag\u00f0i einhvern t\u00edma a\u00f0 \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni yr\u00f0u allir fr\u00e6gir \u00ed fimmt\u00e1n m\u00edn\u00fatur og \u00e1tti v\u00edst ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 myndum skiptast \u00e1, einsog \u00fea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 t\u00falka\u00f0, heldur a\u00f0 einhverjar fimmt\u00e1n m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni \u2013 t.d. 12:43 til 12:58, 4. jan\u00faar 2016 \u2013 yr\u00f0u allir fr\u00e6gir samt\u00edmis. M\u00e9r s\u00fdnist stundum einsog \u00feessar fimmt\u00e1n m\u00edn\u00fatur s\u00e9u a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a fulllangar. \u00dea\u00f0 eru allir fr\u00e6gir vi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ulaust alltaf \u2013 Twitter og Facebook eru ekki bara marka\u00f0ssetningart\u00f3l fyrir listamenn heldur fyrir alla, \u00ed senn vinnan (skemmtiatri\u00f0in) og kynningin \u00e1 vinnunni (h\u00e6, sj\u00e1i\u00f0i mig, \u00e9g er a\u00f0 vera sni\u00f0ugur h\u00e9rna!). #nakinn\u00edkassa er einhvers konar komment \u00e1 \u00feetta \u00e1stand frekar en aflei\u00f0ing af \u00fev\u00ed. * * * \u00cd br\u00e9fi sem Mark Zuckerberg birti \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum \u00ed tilefni af f\u00e6\u00f0ingu d\u00f3ttur sinnar \u2013 \u00fear sem hann me\u00f0al annars tilkynnti a\u00f0 hann myndi gefa 99% af eigum s\u00ednum (45 milljar\u00f0a bandar\u00edkjadala) \u00ed nafni \u00feeirrar h\u00e1p\u00f3lit\u00edsku hugmyndafr\u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 styrkja \u201eeinstaklingsmi\u00f0a\u00f0a menntun\u201c, \u201esterkari samf\u00e9l\u00f6g\u201c og vinna a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u201etengja f\u00f3lk\u201c og \u201el\u00e6kna sj\u00fakd\u00f3ma\u201c \u2013 \u00ed \u00feessu br\u00e9fi st\u00f3\u00f0 me\u00f0al annars: Munt \u00fe\u00fa l\u00e6ra og upplifa 100 sinnum meira en vi\u00f0 gerum \u00ed dag? [\u2026] Getum vi\u00f0 tengt heiminn \u00feannig saman a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir a\u00f0gengi a\u00f0 hverri einustu hugmynd, hverri einustu manneskju og \u00f6llum heimsins t\u00e6kif\u00e6rum? Og \u00e9g bara svitna. Ef einhver gr\u00e6\u00f0gi \u00e1 eftir \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 ganga af okkur dau\u00f0um er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feessi; ef einhver ranghugmynd er b\u00f3kstaflega banv\u00e6n \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e1 gu\u00f0akomplex a\u00f0 nokkur manneskja geti hantera\u00f0 a\u00f0gengi a\u00f0 \u00f6llu, a\u00f0 nokkur manneskja r\u00e1\u00f0i vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 upplifa 100 sinnum MEIRA en n\u00fat\u00edmama\u00f0urinn \u2013 vi\u00f0 sem lifum \u00ed hyster\u00edskum nautnastormi, lifum vi\u00f0 nau\u00f0hyggju upplifana, tenginga, performans og afhj\u00fapunar. Og einn valdamesti ma\u00f0ur jar\u00f0r\u00edkis var a\u00f0 leggja 45 MILLJAR\u00d0A bandar\u00edkjadala \u00ed a\u00f0 koma \u00feessari draums\u00fdn sinni til lei\u00f0ar; a\u00f0 gera illt verra. \u00cd g\u00e6r las \u00e9g langa f\u00e6rslu um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar Dr. Gunni byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 fr\u00f3a s\u00e9r. \u00cd fyrradag las \u00e9g eitthva\u00f0 svipa\u00f0 \u00e1 blogginu hans Egils Helgasonar, sem s\u00ed\u00f0an daginn eftir skrifa\u00f0i um narkissismann \u00ed listheiminum og v\u00edsa\u00f0i \u00fear til Almars \u2013 j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 er stappfullt af sk\u00e1ld\u00e6vis\u00f6gum (og \u00fea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hef\u00f0 fyrir \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 \u00cdslandi a\u00f0 lesa meira a\u00f0 segja sk\u00e1ldskapinn einsog s\u00edmaskr\u00e1na). Berh\u00e1ttanir \u00e1 l\u00edkama og s\u00e1l eru or\u00f0nar a\u00f0 vikulegum marka\u00f0s\u00e1t\u00f6kum \u00e1 f\u00e9lagsmi\u00f0lum \u00ed nafni byltingarinnar. Fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar halda s\u00e9r \u00e1 floti me\u00f0 vi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ulausu pers\u00f3nulegu tr\u00e1ma \u2013 samf\u00e9lagsleg merking tr\u00e1mans er \u00ed besta falli sko\u00f0u\u00f0 \u00ed einhverri sk\u00fdringarteikningu \u00fati \u00ed kanti, st\u00f3ra samhengi\u00f0 er ne\u00f0anm\u00e1lsgrein vi\u00f0 einkam\u00e1lin, afhj\u00fapunina, og andk\u00f6fin sem okkur er f\u00e6rt a\u00f0 taka gagnvart ver\u00f6ldinni Og hva\u00f0. Og hva\u00f0. Hvernig tengist \u00feetta? Almar og Mark? Twitter\u00e1t\u00f6kin og j\u00e1tningab\u00e6kurnar \u00ed fl\u00f3\u00f0inu? \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 skrifa b\u00f3k um \u00feetta \u2013 Heimska fjallar um n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega \u00feetta. Um svitak\u00f6stin sem \u00e9g tek sj\u00e1lfur \u00e1 Facebook og Twitter \u00feegar \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skrolla vi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ulaust \u00ed heilan \u00e1tta t\u00edma vinnudag. \u00deegar \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 hafa sko\u00f0un \u00e1 d\u00f3mum \u00ed t\u00edu sakam\u00e1lum, hafa sko\u00f0un \u00e1 ve\u00f0rinu, sko\u00f0un \u00e1 sko\u00f0un annarra \u00e1 f\u00e6r\u00f0inni og uppeldi barnanna, \u00feegar \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 engjast um yfir forr\u00e6\u00f0ism\u00e1lum, d\u00e1narfr\u00e9ttum fr\u00e6ga f\u00f3lksins, kynl\u00edfsmyndb\u00f6ndum fr\u00e6ga f\u00f3lksins, hefndarkl\u00e1minu, hobb\u00edkl\u00e1minu, d\u00fdran\u00ed\u00f0i og rasisma, og enginn v\u00e1 er samt verri en loftslagsv\u00e1in og hvers vegna er allt \u00feetta f\u00f3lk \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 flj\u00faga til Par\u00edsar OG HVA\u00d0 ER \u00c9G EIGINLEGA A\u00d0 GERA \u00c1 LEIFSST\u00d6\u00d0 SJ\u00c1LFUR? Og h\u00fan fjallar um \u00feetta a\u00f0 s\u00fdna sig (n\u00fa les \u00e9g a\u00f0 Almar hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00f3a s\u00e9r \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi; hvar var \u00e9g? var \u00feetta me\u00f0an \u00e9g var a\u00f0 kynna b\u00f3kina \u00ed Gunnarsh\u00fasi e\u00f0a var \u00e9g kominn heim og sofna\u00f0ur), performa sig, afhj\u00fapa sig, nautnina sem er f\u00f3lgin \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0ra og s\u00fdna sig, jafnvel \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e1rasta, \u00fev\u00ed einkalegasta, \u00fev\u00ed yfirgengilegasta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Aftur \u00e1 Joe & the Juice, undir rith\u00f6fundamyndunum \u00ed Leifsst\u00f6\u00f0, sem er n\u00e6stum t\u00f3m \u2013 \u00cdsland er greinilega ekki lengur \u00ed t\u00edsku, n\u00e9 \u00fatl\u00f6nd, \u00fea\u00f0 eru allir h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 fara nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut (nema allir s\u00e9u bara farnir til Par\u00edsar til a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a loftslagsm\u00e1lin, \u00fea\u00f0 getur veri\u00f0). \u00cdsland kemst ekki til \u00fatlanda, \u00fea\u00f0 situr stjarft … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Almar, Zuckerberg og Heimska<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}