\u00c9g sit \u00e1 ansi f\u00ednu h\u00f3telherbergi \u00ed Katowice. \u00c9g \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 lesa nein lj\u00f3\u00f0 fyrren \u00e1 morgun. Daginn \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 mestu a\u00f0 nota til \u00feess a\u00f0 vinna. En akk\u00farat n\u00fana sit \u00e9g og hlusta \u00e1 r\u00e6stit\u00e6knana \u00fer\u00edfa herbergin \u00e1 ganginum og hef \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir banki og trufli mig \u00ed mi\u00f0ri setningu til \u00feess a\u00f0 spyrja hvort mig vanti handkl\u00e6\u00f0i (mig vantar ekki handkl\u00e6\u00f0i en \u00e9g g\u00e6ti \u00feegi\u00f0 meira instant kaffi). \u00deessar \u00e1hyggjur eru n\u00f3gu miklar til \u00feess a\u00f0 trufla mig einar og s\u00e9r en ekki n\u00e6gar til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g standi upp og hengi do not disturb skilti\u00f0 \u00e1 hur\u00f0arh\u00faninn. Enda er \u00fea\u00f0 einsog eitthvert skarlatsmerki sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir eiginlega bara a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 \u00feunnur. Og \u00e9g er ekki \u00feunnur. \u00deess vegna er \u00e9g a\u00f0 blogga. Til a\u00f0 drepa t\u00edmann \u00fear til r\u00e6stit\u00e6knarnir hafa loki\u00f0 s\u00e9r af. \u00c1 tveggja til \u00feriggja \u00e1ra fresti fer mig a\u00f0 langa til \u00feess a\u00f0 eiga r\u00famg\u00f3\u00f0a heimas\u00ed\u00f0u … og \u00ed \u00feessum or\u00f0um skrifu\u00f0um banka\u00f0i r\u00e6stit\u00e6knirinn upp \u00e1 og gaf m\u00e9r meira kaffi. Nema hva\u00f0, j\u00e1, r\u00famg\u00f3\u00f0a heimas\u00ed\u00f0u \u2013\u00a0\u00e9g l\u00e6t ekki sta\u00f0ar numi\u00f0 fyrst \u00e9g er byrja\u00f0ur \u2013\u00a0\u00fear sem finna m\u00e1 uppl\u00fdsingar um \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef gert en \u00fear sem m\u00e1 l\u00edka finna eitthva\u00f0 af verkum m\u00ednum. Hlj\u00f3\u00f0alj\u00f3\u00f0in, v\u00eddj\u00f3lj\u00f3\u00f0in, einhver d\u00e6mi, \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingar og svo framvegis. S\u00ed\u00f0u einsog \u00feessa. Einu sinni \u00e1tti \u00e9g enn r\u00fambetri s\u00ed\u00f0u \u00fear sem m\u00e1tti l\u00edka finna allar meira alv\u00f6ru greinar sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0. Svo l\u00ed\u00f0a tv\u00f6-\u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1r \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t og \u00fe\u00e1 fer \u00feessi s\u00ed\u00f0a a\u00f0 fara \u00ed taugarnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Einsog \u00feetta s\u00e9 alltsaman bara til marks um \u00f3\u00feolandi hybris, \u00fatbl\u00e1si\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf mitt, ekki sk\u00e1rra en hver \u00f6nnur upp\u00e1\u00ferengjandi \u00fevottaefnisaugl\u00fdsing, hvert anna\u00f0 product placement. Og \u00fe\u00e1 langar mig a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a \u00feessu \u00f6llu og opna bara einhverja blogspot s\u00ed\u00f0u. Satt best a\u00f0 segja hefur \u00feetta l\u00edka me\u00f0 blankheit a\u00f0 gera. \u00c9g borga helling fyrir a\u00f0 halda \u00feessu \u00fati \u2013\u00a0og anna\u00f0 eins fyrir a\u00f0 halda Starafugli \u00ed loftinu, \u00fear sem ekkert gerist lengur. Og svo hafa \u00feessar heimas\u00ed\u00f0ur yfirleitt ekki heldur liti\u00f0 \u00fat e\u00f0a virka\u00f0 einsog \u00e9g vildi helst a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r ger\u00f0u. \u00deegar \u00e9g hef fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0ra til a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r hafa hlutir sem virka einfaldir \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 m\u00e9r reynst illgerlegir og \u00feessi s\u00ed\u00f0a er eitthva\u00f0 wix-m\u00f3del sem er tregt til a\u00f0 hl\u00fd\u00f0a m\u00e9r, \u00edhaldssamt, ekki \u201eint\u00fait\u00edft\u201c og satt best a\u00f0 segja ekki mj\u00f6g fallegt. En n\u00e6rt\u00e6kast af \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g fann fyrir mann sem kann ekki a\u00f0 forrita nema allra einf\u00f6ldustu skipanir. \u00c9g er samt ekkert a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 henda \u00feessu. En \u00e9g kannski endurhugsa \u00feetta blogg svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u2013\u00a0h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 vesenast me\u00f0 myndir, h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 senda \u00fat tilkynningar um f\u00e6rslur, h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 deila \u00e1 facebook og skrifa oftar og minna \u00ed einu. \u00dea\u00f0 er allavega plani\u00f0. *** Og samt l\u00e6t \u00e9g ekki sta\u00f0ar numi\u00f0. M\u00e9r s\u00fdnist j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 drukkna \u00ed hamfarafl\u00f3\u00f0i j\u00f3lakosningabar\u00e1ttunnar. Og \u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00e1nar varla h\u00e9\u00f0an af \u2013\u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur kannski ekkert j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0 fyrren \u00ed desember. \u00deanga\u00f0 til lesum vi\u00f0 bara kosningab\u00e6klinga. E\u00f0a r\u00e9ttara sagt tilkynnningar og yfirl\u00fdsingar \u00e1 net- og samf\u00e9lagsmi\u00f0lum. \u00c9g hef enn ekki lesi\u00f0 neina af sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gunum \u2013\u00a0bara Hn\u00edf Rushdies og Karlmann RHV \u2013\u00a0en \u00e6tla a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \u00far \u00fev\u00ed flj\u00f3tlega eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g kem heim. Annars \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e9g l\u00edka a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 lesa Gravity’s Rainbow og R\u00famm\u00e1lsreikningana hennar Solvej Balle. Telst b\u00f3k II \u00ed \u00feeim flokki vera \u00ed j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0inu? H\u00fan kom \u00e1byggilega \u00fat \u00ed \u00e1r \u2013 en kannski var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed vor? Annars er afsta\u00f0a m\u00edn til j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0sins mj\u00f6g tv\u00edbent. Ef ekki \u00fer\u00ed- e\u00f0a fj\u00f3rbent. \u00deetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 marka\u00f0sh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0. Og dregur stundum fram \u00ed f\u00f3lki … kannski ekki \u00fea\u00f0 versta en \u00fea\u00f0 grynnsta. Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 grynnsta er flj\u00f3tast a\u00f0 skila s\u00e9r. Rith\u00f6fundar m\u00e6ta \u00ed einl\u00e6g vi\u00f0t\u00f6l og tala beint inn \u00ed e\u00f0luheilann \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum \u2013 yfirleitt meira um sj\u00e1lfa sig e\u00f0a einhver d\u00e6gurm\u00e1l en \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00feeir voru a\u00f0 skrifa. Menningarfj\u00f6lmi\u00f0larnir gera yfirleitt betur \u2013\u00a0Lestin, V\u00ed\u00f0sj\u00e1, Kiljan, b\u00f3kabl\u00f6\u00f0in \u2013\u00a0en \u00fear er temp\u00f3i\u00f0 samt stundum \u00feannig a\u00f0 yfirvegu\u00f0 vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0 mega v\u00edkja svo allir komist a\u00f0. Sj\u00e1lfum finnst m\u00e9r \u00feetta \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt \u00feegar \u00e9g er me\u00f0 b\u00f3k \u2013 a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af velgengni hennar. \u00deetta er kannski ekki hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt \u2013\u00a0ekki vi\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0ulaust kv\u00ed\u00f0akast \u2013\u00a0kannski meira svona einsog \u00feegar barni\u00f0 manns kemur ekki heim \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum t\u00edma og \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e6st ekki til \u00feess.\u00a0\u00c9g treysti b\u00f6rnunum m\u00ednum og \u00feau skila s\u00e9r alltaf en \u00e9g er samt ekki r\u00f3r r\u00e9tt \u00e1 me\u00f0an. J\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 er tveir m\u00e1nu\u00f0ir af \u00feessu (j\u00e1j\u00e1 \u00e9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 er asnalegt a\u00f0 l\u00edkja b\u00f3kum vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rn; taki\u00f0 l\u00edkingunni vinsamlegast me\u00f0 saltkl\u00edpu). Ma\u00f0ur vill vera \u00e1 mets\u00f6lulistunum og ma\u00f0ur vill f\u00e1 tilnefningar og ver\u00f0laun og \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingar \u2013 og peninga! \u2013 en \u00ed \u00f6llum \u00feeim sirkus \u00fearf ma\u00f0ur l\u00edka a\u00f0 hafa fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 minna sj\u00e1lfa sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 b\u00f3kmenntir eru eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0; a\u00f0 velgengni \u00e1 marka\u00f0i, \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0um, ritd\u00f3mum og hj\u00e1 ver\u00f0launanefndum, segir ekkert um eiginleg g\u00e6\u00f0i \u00feess sem ma\u00f0ur hefur gert. \u00dev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er enginn annar a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 minna mann \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 fyrren \u00ed fyrsta lagi \u00ed jan\u00faar. Kannski er \u00fev\u00ed jafn \u00e1g\u00e6tt fyrir b\u00f3kmenntirnar a\u00f0 f\u00e1 fri\u00f0 \u00ed skj\u00f3li kosningabar\u00e1ttunnar og \u00fea\u00f0 er vont fyrir b\u00f3kamarka\u00f0inn. Og kannski hrynur b\u00f3kamarka\u00f0urinn s\u00ed\u00f0an og tekur me\u00f0 s\u00e9r b\u00f3kmenntirnar og \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri ver\u00f0ur bara tik-tok-j\u00f3lafl\u00f3\u00f0. *** \u00deetta er sem sagt s\u00ed\u00f0asta f\u00e6rslan sem \u00e9g deili \u00e1 facebook e\u00f0a sendi \u00fat tilkynningu um \u00ed bili. \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur samt \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega meira skrifa\u00f0 h\u00e9rna n\u00e6stu vikurnar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g sit \u00e1 ansi f\u00ednu h\u00f3telherbergi \u00ed Katowice. \u00c9g \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 lesa nein lj\u00f3\u00f0 fyrren \u00e1 morgun. Daginn \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 mestu a\u00f0 nota til \u00feess a\u00f0 vinna. En akk\u00farat n\u00fana sit \u00e9g og hlusta \u00e1 r\u00e6stit\u00e6knana \u00fer\u00edfa herbergin \u00e1 ganginum og hef \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir banki og trufli mig \u00ed mi\u00f0ri … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Hamfara- og j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 2024<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}