\u00c9g s\u00e1 Star Wars. Flest sem sagt hefur veri\u00f0 um hana er einfaldlega r\u00e9tt. S\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0urinn er einsog \u00e1brei\u00f0a af g\u00f6mlu myndunum en h\u00fan er samt skemmtileg. \u00c9g las Ferdydurke eftir Gombrowicz. H\u00fan var einsog Keystone Cops \u00e1 sp\u00edtti. Me\u00f0m\u00e6list en krefst \u00e1kve\u00f0innar \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i. Best skrifa\u00f0i aulah\u00famor 20. aldarinnar. \u00c9g s\u00e1 Hr\u00fata. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 sagt a\u00f0 \u00edslenskar b\u00ed\u00f3myndir fjalli allar um skr\u00edtna karla \u00fati \u00e1 landi \u00ed tilvistarkreppu og einhverjir hafa heimf\u00e6rt \u00fea\u00f0 upp \u00e1 Hr\u00fata. Nema br\u00e6\u00f0urnir eru ekkert skr\u00edtnir og \u00feeir eru eina f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 lengi sem er alls ekki \u00ed neinni tilvistarkreppu. \u00deeir vita n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega hva\u00f0 \u00feeir vilja vera og hvernig \u00feeir eiga a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0, og gefa ekki \u00feumlung eftir \u00fe\u00f3tt l\u00edfi\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ist \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 af \u00f6llu afli. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er vo\u00f0alega l\u00edti\u00f0 um landbygg\u00f0arvorkunnina sem annars er svo algeng \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3heiminum. \u201eMeistarastykki um sigur mannsandans\u201c \u2013 segir ma\u00f0ur ekki svolei\u00f0is \u00feegar vinur manns gerir mynd? Fimm stj\u00f6rnur \u2013 e\u00f0a sex danskar. \u00c9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 Don Giovanni. Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1 Spotify er \u00e9g ekki viss hver s\u00f6ng e\u00f0a spila\u00f0i e\u00f0a stj\u00f3rna\u00f0i e\u00f0a hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 heitir allt saman. \u00c9g veit ekkert um \u00f3perut\u00f3nlist. Sem er \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e9kk gjafakort \u00ed \u00f3peruna \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f. E\u00f0a \u00ed H\u00f6rpu, r\u00e9ttara sagt. \u00dear sem Don Giovanni ver\u00f0ur settur upp \u00ed vor. \u00deetta er mj\u00f6g langt og \u00e9g \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 fylgja ekki s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e6\u00f0inum og \u00fearf l\u00edklega a\u00f0 hlusta betur \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g m\u00e6tti uppstr\u00edla\u00f0ur \u00ed t\u00f3nlistarh\u00fasi\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00f3ttast l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 vanti \u00ed mig borgaralegt sens\u00edb\u00edlitet, \u00e9g er \u00f3ttalegur rusti stundum. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i r\u00e6kjukokteil og eyddi h\u00e1tt \u00ed klukkustund bara \u00ed a\u00f0 smakka til s\u00f3suna. \u00cd henni var heimalaga\u00f0 majones, t\u00f3mats\u00f3sa, tabascos\u00f3sa, s\u00e9rr\u00ed, cayennepipar, s\u00edtr\u00f3nusafi og worcestershires\u00f3sa. \u00c1 endanum var\u00f0 h\u00fan himnesk. Meistarastykki um sigur mannsandans. \u00c9g \u00fe\u00fdddi leikrit eftir Jonas Hassen Khemiri. E\u00f0a, \u00e9g \u00fe\u00fdddi leikriti\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu en leikriti\u00f0 var svi\u00f0sett \u2013 \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 ekki enda var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki svi\u00f0sett \u00e1 \u00cdsafir\u00f0i. \u00deegar \u00e9g skila\u00f0i \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingunni var titillinn [\u2248um \u00fea\u00f0 bil jafn miki\u00f0 og] en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti einhverjum \u00ed leikh\u00fasinu alltof langt og klunnalegt svo \u00fea\u00f0 var stytt ni\u00f0ur \u00ed [\u2248um \u00fea\u00f0 bil] \u2013 \u00ed minni \u00f3\u00fe\u00f6kk. \u00cd dag birtist svo gagnr\u00fdni \u00fear sem \u00e9g var skamma\u00f0ur fyrir a\u00f0 stytta titilinn. Svona er l\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00f3sanngjarnt. \u00c9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 n\u00fdja pl\u00f6tu Leons Bridges. \u00deetta er f\u00ednt soul, snerti mig fyrst, en eftir nokkrar hlustanir var\u00f0 h\u00fan svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feunn. Af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00fa er r\u00edmlaus net\u00f6ld man \u00e9g ekki hva\u00f0 platan heitir. L\u00edklega s\u00e1 \u00e9g titilinn bara \u00e1 l\u00edtilli s.k. thumbnail mynd og \u00fea\u00f0 var sj\u00e1lfsagt b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 stytta hann. \u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 fyrstu tvo \u00fe\u00e6ttina \u00ed fyrstu ser\u00edu X-Files. St\u00edllinn er fr\u00edka\u00f0ur. Illa leiki\u00f0, illa skrifa\u00f0, og allt er \u00feetta mj\u00f6g \u00f3sannf\u00e6randi. En \u00fea\u00f0 er n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed einsog \u00fe\u00e6ttirnir hafi veri\u00f0 skrifa\u00f0ir me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir augum a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a k\u00f6lt. Og erfitt a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00feeirra ekki, krefst hreinlega \u00e1taks. \u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 fyrstu tvo \u00fe\u00e6ttina \u00ed n\u00fdrri (annarri) ser\u00edu af Fargo. \u00d3g\u00e6fa ofan \u00ed \u00f3lukkans \u00f3heppni. \u00dea\u00f0 er merkilegt hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur endist til \u00feess a\u00f0 nj\u00f3ta \u00f3fara annarra. \u00c9g hengdi st\u00f3rt plakat af \u00feessari mynd Louise Bourgoise \u00e1 stofuvegginn hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. Moderna Museet prenta\u00f0i og Dagn\u00fd \u00derastar ramma\u00f0i inn. Fimm stj\u00f6rnur, sex danskar, meistarastykki um sigur mannsandans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g s\u00e1 Star Wars. Flest sem sagt hefur veri\u00f0 um hana er einfaldlega r\u00e9tt. S\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0urinn er einsog \u00e1brei\u00f0a af g\u00f6mlu myndunum en h\u00fan er samt skemmtileg. \u00c9g las Ferdydurke eftir Gombrowicz. H\u00fan var einsog Keystone Cops \u00e1 sp\u00edtti. Me\u00f0m\u00e6list en krefst \u00e1kve\u00f0innar \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i. Best skrifa\u00f0i aulah\u00famor 20. aldarinnar. \u00c9g s\u00e1 Hr\u00fata. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 sagt … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: 30. desember: Menningarneyslan<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}