\u201eEr \u00feetta mag\u00f0alenukakan \u00fe\u00edn?\u201c spur\u00f0i Lise fr\u00e1 forlaginu mig \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1tum inni \u00e1 Le P\u2019tit Fr\u00eare kebabb\u00fallunni \u00ed Strasbourg um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt og \u00e9g tr\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed mig mat sem var alls ekkert pl\u00e1ss fyrir. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i sagt henni a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00ed Strasbourg s\u00ed\u00f0ast, fyrir sext\u00e1n \u00e1rum, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 besta kebab \u00e6vi minnar. M\u00e9r l\u00e1\u00f0ist a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00feetta hef\u00f0i l\u00edka veri\u00f0 einn af fyrstu keb\u00f6bum \u00e6vi minnar og a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 b\u00faa \u00e1r \u00ed Berl\u00edn og a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma hef\u00f0i \u00e9g bor\u00f0a\u00f0 r\u00edflega kebab \u00e1 dag allan t\u00edmann. \u00cd f\u00e6\u00f0ingarborg kebabsins. Og kebabinn \u00e1 Le P\u2019tit Fr\u00eare var l\u00edka \u00e1kve\u00f0in vonbrig\u00f0i, svona sext\u00e1n \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar, heilli Berl\u00edn s\u00ed\u00f0ar, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00e6ki mig nokkra daga a\u00f0 gangast vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u2013 kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 allt\u00edlagi, en s\u00f3san \u00f3merkileg og n\u00e6stum ekkert gr\u00e6nmeti. Frakkar bor\u00f0a ekki gr\u00e6nmeti nema sem salat og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9r. Annars bor\u00f0a \u00feeir a\u00f0allega bara kj\u00f6t, brau\u00f0 og sykur, og drekka me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed kaffi og v\u00edn. En \u00fea\u00f0 er fleira sem vekur upp minningar en g\u00f3\u00f0g\u00e6ti. \u00c9g h\u00e9kk \u00ed viku \u00ed Strasbourg \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma \u00e1 me\u00f0an bandar\u00edsk k\u00e6rasta m\u00edn var \u00e1 r\u00e1\u00f0stefnu. Kynntist tveimur str\u00e1kum, austurr\u00edkism\u00f6nnum \u00e1 interrail-fer\u00f0alagi, sem voru \u00e6skuvinir og h\u00e9tu tv\u00ednefnum sem r\u00edmu\u00f0u. Hans og Franz voru fyrrin\u00f6fnin, en \u00e9g man ekki lengur \u00feau seinni \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 stendur \u00ed dagb\u00f3kinni minni en h\u00fan er \u00e1 \u00cdslandi. Hans Peter og Franz Dieter. \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki \u00fea\u00f0 samt. Heilla r\u00edm. \u00c1 hverju kv\u00f6ldi \u00e1t \u00e9g kebab \u00e1 Litla br\u00f3\u00f0urnum, undir d\u00f3mkirkjunni, \u00feessari sturlu\u00f0u d\u00f3mkirkju. Vi\u00f0 Lise spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um a\u00f0eins vi\u00f0 eigandann, sem er fr\u00e1 K\u00fardistan og hefur reki\u00f0 sjoppuna \u00ed 22 \u00e1r. Hann mundi samt ekkert eftir m\u00e9r. \u00deessutan \u00e1t \u00e9g mestmegnis einhvern f\u00ednan franskan mat \u00e1 f\u00ednum fr\u00f6nskum veitingast\u00f6\u00f0um og \u00feurfti aldrei a\u00f0 taka upp veski\u00f0, hvorki \u00e1 b\u00f6rum n\u00e9 mats\u00f6lust\u00f6\u00f0um (sem er \u00e1g\u00e6tt \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hv\u00ednandi blankur einsog venjulega). Spjalla\u00f0i um b\u00f3kina \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0um, svara\u00f0i miki\u00f0 til s\u00f6mu spurningunum og \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e9kk ekki s\u00f6mu spurningarnar d\u00e6ldi \u00e9g samt \u00fat s\u00f6mu sv\u00f6runum, \u00e1rita\u00f0i einhver lifandis \u00f3sk\u00f6p af b\u00f3kum, skokka\u00f0i nokkra hringi \u00ed kringum L\u00faxemborgargar\u00f0inn, svaf \u00ed lestum, ger\u00f0i j\u00f3ga \u00e1 h\u00f3telherbergjum og stakk loks af til Katowice \u00ed P\u00f3llandi, sem er h\u00f6fu\u00f0borg h\u00e9ra\u00f0sins \u00fear sem Bytom liggur, en \u00fear ger\u00f0i N\u00fdhil g\u00f3\u00f0an leik fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum, \u00ed samstarfi vi\u00f0 Crymo galler\u00ed \u2013 festivalbarinn h\u00e9rna er n\u00e1kv\u00e6m eftirl\u00edking af barnum sem vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ngum \u00e1 \u00ed Bytom, og sami eigandi skilst m\u00e9r. \u00cd kv\u00f6ld les \u00e9g upp lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 Ars Cameralis h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 muna\u00f0i a\u00f0 v\u00edsu minnstu a\u00f0 \u00e9g yr\u00f0i strand \u00ed Dusseldorf, \u00fear sem \u00e9g millilenti, vegna seinkana \u2013 en sem betur fer var l\u00edka seinkun \u00e1 tengifluginu. Nadja er farin heim. \u00c9g kem til \u00cdslands \u00e1 m\u00e1nudagskv\u00f6ld \u2013 n\u00e6 \u00ed vi\u00f0tal \u00ed Kiljunni og r\u00e6\u00f0i Heimsku \u00ed Gunnarsh\u00fasi \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g fer til Riga til a\u00f0 tala um Illsku. Heim kemst \u00e9g l\u00edklega sj\u00f6unda desember og ver\u00f0 \u00ed verkfalli fram \u00ed seinnipart jan\u00faars. E\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta farbanni. \u00dearf a\u00f0 sinna m\u00f6gulegri kvikmyndun Heimsku og einhverri skriffinnsku, ritstj\u00f3rn, d\u00f3mnefndarst\u00f6rfum og s\u00ed\u00f0an er \u00e9g kominn \u00e1 kaf \u00ed n\u00fdja b\u00f3k \u2013 t\u00f3k me\u00f0 m\u00e9r (v\u00e9lrita\u00f0ar) s\u00ed\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00fatkrota \u00ed alls kyns hugmyndum sem \u00fearf a\u00f0 \u00fatf\u00e6ra strax og \u00e9g kemst aftur \u00ed sk\u00farina m\u00edna. J\u00e1 og svo er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja Illsku til Grikklands. H\u00fan \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 allavega eftir a\u00f0 koma \u00fat \u00fear og \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum og Bretlandi. Heimska kemur \u00fat \u00ed Frakklandi og Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0, l\u00edklega strax \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri \u2013 svo \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki endilega \u00fatlit fyrir a\u00f0 flakkinu lj\u00faki neitt br\u00e1\u00f0lega. \u00c9g er heldur ekki b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kynna Illsku \u00ed Frans \u2013 \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi n\u00fa fari\u00f0 fj\u00f3rum sinnum, \u00e1 \u00e9g l\u00edklega a.m.k. \u00ferj\u00e1r fer\u00f0ir eftir. Alltaf \u00feegar \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00ed dagbl\u00f6\u00f0 \u2013 sem eru full af fr\u00e9ttum um skert borgaraleg r\u00e9ttindi, har\u00f0ari reglur um innflytjendur, f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 drekkjum \u00e1 dyra\u00ferepinu, f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 sendum til baka \u00ed opinn dau\u00f0ann, \u00fat \u00e1 gu\u00f0 og gaddinn, fleiri loft\u00e1r\u00e1sir og einstrengingslegri ford\u00f3ma; \u00fea\u00f0 er einsog einhverjar fl\u00f3\u00f0g\u00e1ttir heimsku s\u00e9u n\u00fa endanlega a\u00f0 opnast og mann\u00fa\u00f0legri raddir megni varla lengur a\u00f0 halda aftur af \u00feeim \u2013 ver\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feunglyndur og svo ver\u00f0 \u00e9g lei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00feunglyndi\u00f0 skuli ekki gera neitt gagn og langar a\u00f0 skrifa eitthva\u00f0, en finnst \u00e1 sama t\u00edma a\u00f0 helv\u00edtis fuglabjargi\u00f0 \u2013 \u00feetta einr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00fev\u00e6lunnar, \u00fear sem rifrildi\u00f0 er n\u00e1nast fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 sn\u00faast um sj\u00e1lft sig \u00ed narsiss\u00edskum slagsm\u00e1lum um hver s\u00e9 besti bjargv\u00e6tturinn \u2013 s\u00e9 l\u00edka beint og \u00f3beint valdur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e1standi\u00f0 er einsog \u00fea\u00f0 er. Vonleysi, vonleysi! Og ekki gerir \u00fea\u00f0 meira gagn en \u00feunglyndi\u00f0. Vonandi rennur \u00feetta af m\u00e9r flj\u00f3tlega, vonandi r\u00f3ast umr\u00e6\u00f0an \u00e1\u00f0ur en fasistar hafa n\u00e1\u00f0 undirt\u00f6kunum alls sta\u00f0ar, \u00e1\u00f0ur en mann\u00fa\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur tab\u00fa fyrir aumingja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201eEr \u00feetta mag\u00f0alenukakan \u00fe\u00edn?\u201c spur\u00f0i Lise fr\u00e1 forlaginu mig \u00fear sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1tum inni \u00e1 Le P\u2019tit Fr\u00eare kebabb\u00fallunni \u00ed Strasbourg um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt og \u00e9g tr\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed mig mat sem var alls ekkert pl\u00e1ss fyrir. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i sagt henni a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00ed Strasbourg s\u00ed\u00f0ast, fyrir sext\u00e1n \u00e1rum, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 besta kebab … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Helstu t\u00ed\u00f0indi<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}