Kvikmyndakl\u00fabbur barnanna ger\u00f0i s\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni og f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 \u00ed Cinemark \u00ed City Mall. VIP-s\u00e6ti \u2013 s.k. letipiltsst\u00f3lar. \u00dea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g vel loftk\u00e6lt og vi\u00f0 illa kl\u00e6dd. Myndin sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um var endurger\u00f0 hinnar s\u00f6gufr\u00e6gu Lion King. \u00c9g s\u00e1 hana sennilega oft me\u00f0 fr\u00e6ndsystkinum \u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtill en l\u00edklega a\u00f0eins of gamall til a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1huga \u00e1 henni sj\u00e1lfur sem barn. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum l\u00edka s\u00e9\u00f0 hana uppsetta sem s\u00f6ngleik \u00ed M.\u00cd. Ekki er brug\u00f0i\u00f0 neitt \u00fat af s\u00f6gunni svo \u00e9g hafi teki\u00f0 eftir og sumar senurnar eru ramma fyrir ramma n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega einsog \u00ed teiknimyndinni. \u00deetta er \u00f3ttalegt r\u00fank og r\u00fanka\u00f0 \u00ed allar \u00e1ttir. Ef kj\u00f3sendur Obama og kj\u00f3sendur Trumps geta m\u00e6st einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessari mynd \u2013 og sennilega allir gengi\u00f0 gla\u00f0ir e\u00f0a rei\u00f0ir \u00fat eftir \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00feeir voru stemmdir \u00feegar \u00feeir komu inn. \u00deetta er b\u00e6\u00f0i algert PC Gone Mad d\u00e6mi og h\u00e1lfger\u00f0ur pr\u00f3t\u00f3fas\u00edskur \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur. Rep\u00fablikanarnir geta fagna\u00f0 test\u00f3ster\u00f3nbo\u00f0skapnum (ef \u00fe\u00fa drepur k\u00f3nginn ertu k\u00f3ngur) og \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00fatlenda hyskinu (h\u00fdenunum) er haldi\u00f0 \u00fati. Dem\u00f3kratar geta fagna\u00f0 \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ri fyrir skord\u00fdra\u00e1ti og vin\u00e1ttu me\u00f0al spend\u00fdra og \u00e1kve\u00f0num svona fj\u00f6lbreytileikabo\u00f0skap. \u00de\u00e1 eru au\u00f0vita\u00f0 woke-hetjur \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Beyonc\u00e9 og Donald Glover \u00ed a\u00f0alhlutverkum. Rojalistar f\u00e1 e\u00f0li m\u00e1lsins samkv\u00e6mt l\u00edka talsvert fyrir sinn sn\u00fa\u00f0. Glover er l\u00e9legur \u00ed s\u00ednu hlutverki. \u00c9g hugsa\u00f0i \u00edtreka\u00f0 hvers vegna \u00feau hef\u00f0u ekki bara fengi\u00f0 Kanye. Hann er mj\u00f6g sannf\u00e6randi \u00ed mikilmennskubrj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0i s\u00ednu. Donald Glover er fr\u00e1b\u00e6r gamanleikari og \u00f3huggulega snjall handritsh\u00f6fundur en hann hefur ekkert \u00ed svona dramat\u00edskt hlutverk a\u00f0 gera (hann leikur Simba). Virkar aldrei sannf\u00e6randi. M\u00e9r fannst Svarth\u00f6f\u00f0i heldur ekki g\u00f3\u00f0ur sem M\u00fafasa \u2013 hann var l\u00edka \u00ed fyrri myndinni og \u00e9g man bara ekki hvernig hann var \u00fear. Restin st\u00f3\u00f0 sig \u00e1g\u00e6tlega. Endurger\u00f0ir laga voru allt\u00edlagi \u2013 enginn Elton samt. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edka eitthva\u00f0 sj\u00faklega miki\u00f0 kits vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra svona teiknimynd yfir \u00ed \u201eraunverulegri\u201c mynd. Og antrop\u00f3morf\u00edseringin kominn \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 level. Og er vi\u00f0eigandi \u00fev\u00ed Lion King er myndin sem h\u00f3f \u00feessar Aes\u00f3psku trakteringar \u00ed anna\u00f0 veldi \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma (og b\u00f6rnin sem \u00f3lust upp vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 hana eru \u00f6ll veganar). *** Kvikmyndakl\u00fabbur fullor\u00f0na f\u00f3lksins missti \u00far s\u00ed\u00f0asta sunnudag. Vi\u00f0 komum dau\u00f0\u00fereytt heim fr\u00e1 Cop\u00e1n seint a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi og \u00e6tlu\u00f0um a\u00f0 taka \u00feetta bara daginn eftir en svo langa\u00f0i okkur a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra \u00feri\u00f0ju ser\u00edu af Fargo. Vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum a\u00f0 n\u00e1 okkur aftur \u00e1 strik \u00ed kv\u00f6ld (veit ekki hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 gengur; Nadja er \u00e1 k\u00f6funarn\u00e1mskei\u00f0i \u00ed allan dag og ver\u00f0ur sennilega mj\u00f6g \u00fereytt). \u00c9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja eitthva\u00f0 um sj\u00f3nvarpsser\u00edur \u00feegar \u00e9g kl\u00e1ra \u00fe\u00e6r. Dokumentera \u00e1horfi\u00f0 (\u00e9g veit a\u00f0 h\u00e9r eru f\u00e1ir lesendur en \u00feetta er ekki beinl\u00ednis skrifa\u00f0 fyrir neinn nema sj\u00e1lfan mig; \u00e9g bi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sem r\u00e1\u00f0a ekki vi\u00f0 sig a\u00f0 lesa l\u00edka \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00feeim finnst lei\u00f0inlegt velvir\u00f0ingar og ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki n\u00f3g fer \u00e9g bara aftur a\u00f0 blogga l\u00edkamshita m\u00ednum og innbyrtum kal\u00f3r\u00edum og hanan\u00fa). Fargo var mj\u00f6g f\u00edn. Hugsanlega besti \u00e1rgangurinn hinga\u00f0 til. Einsog fyrri ser\u00edur og b\u00ed\u00f3myndin er \u00feetta b\u00e6rilega plotta\u00f0 farart\u00e6ki fyrir g\u00f3\u00f0a leikara til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta lj\u00f3s sitt sk\u00edna. Ewan McGregor, \u00ed hlutverki tv\u00edbura, er sm\u00e1stund a\u00f0 venjast en n\u00e6r s\u00e9r \u00e1 flug \u00e1\u00f0ur en yfir l\u00fdkur \u2013 Carrie Coon (\u00far Leftovers) er fr\u00e1b\u00e6r \u00ed a\u00f0alhlutverkinu og Mary Elizabeth Swango l\u00edka. David Thewlis er hins vegar ekkert minna er st\u00f3rkostlegur; \u00e9g man varla eftir \u00f6\u00f0rum eins performans \u00far sj\u00f3nvarpsser\u00edu, ekki fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed Omar Little var skotinn. *** \u00c9g las The Green Mile eftir Stephen King. \u00deetta er mikil plebbavika (e\u00f0a n\u00e6stum tv\u00e6r fr\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu skrifum) og ef J\u00f3hann Helgi les \u00feetta kj\u00f6ldregur hann mig sennilega. \u00c9g var nefnilega byrja\u00f0ur \u00e1 A Tale of Two Cities og nennti svo ekki a\u00f0 lesa hana. Aram er svo miki\u00f0 me\u00f0 kindilinn minn (kominn \u00ed Hungurleikana ofan \u00ed s\u00e6nsku fantas\u00edurnar) a\u00f0 \u00e9g ney\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta mig vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 takmarka\u00f0a \u00farval b\u00f3ka sem h\u00e9r er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 keyptar. Gr\u00e6nu m\u00edluna s\u00e1 \u00e9g au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 fyrir \u00fearna 20 \u00e1rum e\u00f0a hven\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 var og \u00fe\u00f3tti sosum ekkert merkileg og b\u00f3kin er \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ekki heldur ein af betri b\u00f3kum Kings. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00ed henni svipu\u00f0 stemning og \u00ed Shawshank (sem \u00e9g man samt sem nokku\u00f0 betri b\u00f3k). En \u00fea\u00f0 er einbeitingarskortur \u00ed m\u00e9r \u00feessa dagana \u2013 stundum held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 \u00e1rst\u00ed\u00f0abundin athyglisbrest \u2013 og \u00fe\u00e6gilegt a\u00f0 lesa eitthva\u00f0 \u00fear sem \u00e9g \u00feekkti s\u00f6guna og ger\u00f0i ekki miklar kr\u00f6fur \u00e1 mig. Sagan, einsog oft hj\u00e1 King en ekki alltaf, er fyrst og fremst bara saga. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki \u00ed henni nein s\u00e9rst\u00f6k \u201es\u00f6gn\u201c \u2013 h\u00fan er ekki a\u00f0 leitast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kryfja hi\u00f0 mannlega e\u00f0li e\u00f0a gera neinar byltingar \u00ed f\u00e9lags- e\u00f0a fagurfr\u00e6\u00f0i. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti \u00e1byggilega lesa eitthva\u00f0 mj\u00f6g ras\u00edskt \u00ed hana og hefur sj\u00e1lfsagt veri\u00f0 gert af f\u00f3lki me\u00f0 fleiri h\u00e1sk\u00f3lagr\u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g, en h\u00fan er eiginlega of meinlaus til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 taki \u00fev\u00ed \u2013 e\u00f0a, or\u00f0i\u00f0 er kannski ekki meinlaust heldur \u201edecent\u201c. Stephen King, og miki\u00f0 af a\u00f0als\u00f6guhetjum hans, virka \u00e1 mann sem svo almennilegt f\u00f3lk a\u00f0 jafnt \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 beri me\u00f0 s\u00e9r alls konar ford\u00f3ma tekur ma\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 ekki alvarlega. *** H\u00e9r er sennilega r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 taka fyrir uppistand Aziz Ansaris. Sem vi\u00f0 Nadja horf\u00f0um \u00e1 \u00ed vikunni. Right Now, heitir \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er mj\u00f6g skemmtilegt og Aziz virkilega naskur \u00ed \u00e1t\u00f6kum s\u00ednum vi\u00f0 woke-stemninguna. Hann er blj\u00fagur gagnvart sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r og fort\u00ed\u00f0inni og fer \u00ed gegnum g\u00f6mul listaverk \u2013 \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Hangover-myndina \u2013 og hvernig \u00feau myndu ekki \u00feykja \u00e1s\u00e6ttanleg \u00ed dag, \u00e1ratug s\u00ed\u00f0ar, en l\u00edka hvers vegna vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum ekki a\u00f0 leggja woke-m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a 2019 \u00e1 alla hluti. Gr\u00e6na m\u00edlan er 20 \u00e1ra g\u00f6mul og ma\u00f0ur tekur strax eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem v\u00e6ri \u201evi\u00f0kv\u00e6mt\u201c \u00ed dag \u2013 fyrst og fremst noble savage frumsk\u00f3garf\u00e1bj\u00e1ninn me\u00f0 l\u00e6kningam\u00e1ttinn sem stendur \u00ed mi\u00f0ri mynd. Vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin l\u00e1sum l\u00edka \u00c6vint\u00fdri \u00far \u00fe\u00fasund og einni n\u00f3tt \u2013 og ekki veit \u00e9g hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gerir vi\u00f0 hana ef Hangover er yfir striki\u00f0. \u00c9g f\u00e9kk allt heila klabbi\u00f0 \u00ed j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f fr\u00e1 \u00f6mmu minni \u00feegar \u00e9g var 9, 10 og 11 \u00e1ra \u2013 \u00ferj\u00fa hnaus\u00feykk og falleg bindi sem \u00e9g g\u00faffa\u00f0i \u00ed mig fyrir \u00e1ram\u00f3t \u00e1 hverju \u00e1ri og \u00e1 enn \u00ed dag. \u00c9g k\u00edkti \u00e1 \u00feetta fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum og \u00feetta er sannarlega ekki miki\u00f0 barnaefni \u2013 ekkert nema sifjaspell, kl\u00e1m og ofbeldi ofan \u00ed vafasaman bo\u00f0skap. \u00deessi b\u00f3k sem vi\u00f0 l\u00e1sum er bara nokkur \u00e6vint\u00fdri og alls ekki \u00feau verstu \u2013 en t.d. bara \u00fe\u00e1 koma konur varla fyrir nema sem gjaldmi\u00f0ill. \u00c6vint\u00fdri af \u00feessu tagi eru b\u00f6rn s\u00edns t\u00edma og bla bla bla en \u00feetta eru l\u00edka s\u00f6gur sem b\u00f6rn \u00ed dag spegla sig \u00ed og \u00fea\u00f0 er p\u00ednu \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt. Af \u00fev\u00ed, einsog Aziz bendir \u00e1, n\u00fa er 2019 og \u00e1 \u00feeirri sp\u00fdtu hangir eitt og anna\u00f0. \u00c9g myndi heldur ekki lesa Hans Bl\u00e6vi fyrir 9 \u00e1ra transbarn. \u00c9g held reyndar vel a\u00f0 merkja ekki a\u00f0 b\u00f6rn s\u00e9u svo vi\u00f0kv\u00e6m a\u00f0 \u00feau bara molni ni\u00f0ur og ver\u00f0i aumingjar e\u00f0a rasistar e\u00f0a kvenhatarar af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lesa \u201erangar\u201c b\u00e6kur \u2013 e\u00f0a svona. Almennt held \u00e9g a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 vanmetum b\u00f6rn og ofmetum fullor\u00f0na. \u00de\u00fasund og ein n\u00f3tt fer ekki n\u00e6rri jafn illa me\u00f0 barnsheilann og Gr\u00e6na m\u00edlan fer me\u00f0 fullor\u00f0insheilann. E\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0. \u00c9g er h\u00e1lft \u00ed hvoru a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast og veit aldrei alveg hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst um \u00feessa hluti. En \u00feeir brj\u00f3tast um \u00ed manni. \u00cd lok uppistands s\u00edns fer Ansari a\u00f0 tala um hversu gla\u00f0ur hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 standa \u00fearna og tala vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u2013 hversu \u00feakkl\u00e1tur hann s\u00e9 fyrir forr\u00e9ttindast\u00f6\u00f0u s\u00edna og svo framvegis. Hann var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 metoo-a\u00f0ur \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 var frekar miki\u00f0 diet-d\u00e6mi, hann var fyrst og fremst saka\u00f0ur um a\u00f0 vera svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00e6rg\u00e6tinn \u00e1 stefnum\u00f3ti \u2013 en \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera afbo\u00f0a\u00f0ur eftir mikla grein \u00ed einhverju st\u00f3ru bla\u00f0i en f\u00e9kk svo aftur a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0. A.m.k. ef eitthva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 marka vins\u00e6ldir uppistandsins. \u00deetta er a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgu leyti mj\u00f6g \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gileg sena, \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan hafi \u00e1tt a\u00f0 vera huglj\u00faf. Ansari er a\u00f0 \u00feakka heiminum fyrir a\u00f0 hafa ekki teki\u00f0 sig af l\u00edfi (fyrir h\u00e1lfger\u00f0an tittlingask\u00edt). \u00de\u00e1 er l\u00edka \u00e1hugavert a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt hann r\u00e6\u00f0i talsvert afbo\u00f0unark\u00falt\u00farinn \u00ed uppistandinu \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00e6tur hann vera \u00f6ll \u00feau m\u00e1l sem hugsanlega v\u00e6ri h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 verja. Hann tekur bara gr\u00f3fustu m\u00e1lin \u2013 Jackson kemur fyrir, R. Kelly, Cosby \u2013 en ekki t.d. kollegar Ansaris, Louis C.K. e\u00f0a Woody Allen. \u00dea\u00f0 er eitthva\u00f0 ma\u00f3\u00edskt vi\u00f0 alla \u00feessa au\u00f0m\u00fdkt og \u00feakkl\u00e6ti. *** \u00c9g byrja\u00f0i svo aftur A Tale of Two Cities. Las h\u00e1lfan en hugsa a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e1ti bara gott heita \u00ed bili. Engar a\u00f0finnslur sem g\u00e6tu ekki \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0a Dickensb\u00f3k sem er \u2013 hann er or\u00f0margur (look who\u2019s talking) og \u00feetta er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1 k\u00f6flum miki\u00f0 mel\u00f3drama. En mig langar bara ekki a\u00f0 lesa hana n\u00fana \u2013 hugurinn hafnar henni \u00ed s\u00edfellu \u2013 og vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 situr. Sorr\u00ed, J\u00f3i, segi \u00e9g af innilegri og ma\u00f3\u00edskri au\u00f0m\u00fdkt. EKKI HATA MIG. *** G\u00edtarleikari vikunnar er Eddie Van Halen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kvikmyndakl\u00fabbur barnanna ger\u00f0i s\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 \u00feessu sinni og f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 \u00ed Cinemark \u00ed City Mall. VIP-s\u00e6ti \u2013 s.k. letipiltsst\u00f3lar. \u00dea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g vel loftk\u00e6lt og vi\u00f0 illa kl\u00e6dd. Myndin sem vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um var endurger\u00f0 hinnar s\u00f6gufr\u00e6gu Lion King. \u00c9g s\u00e1 hana sennilega oft me\u00f0 fr\u00e6ndsystkinum \u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtill en l\u00edklega a\u00f0eins … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: createdTimestamp““:““2024-05-19T11:58:23.677Z““<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}