\u00c9g er a\u00f0 gleyma einhverju. \u00c9g hef ekkert lesi\u00f0 \u2013 varla liti\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00f3k \u2013 svo \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00fea\u00f0. En \u00e9g er a\u00f0 gleyma einhverju. *** \u00c9g las upp sj\u00e1lfur \u00ed Madrid \u00e1 f\u00f6studag \u2013 me\u00f0 \u00d6nnu Axfors, Adam Horovitz og Gaiu Ginevri Giorgi. \u00c9g held talsvert upp \u00e1 \u00d6nnu, sem er s\u00e6nsk og \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00fdtt, en \u00feekkti ekki Adam og Gaiu fyrir. Hann er breti, fr\u00e1 Stroud, og h\u00f3f ferilinn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lesa upp \u2013 \u00e1tta \u00e1ra gamall \u2013 me\u00f0 Allen Ginsberg. Pabbi hans var st\u00f3rbokki \u00ed ensku performanssenunni \u00ed gamla daga og \u00feetta \u00e6xla\u00f0ist bara einhvern veginn. Hann var a\u00f0 hluta til me\u00f0 m\u00fas\u00edk undir, sem ger\u00f0i l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir mig, en lj\u00f3\u00f0in voru g\u00f3\u00f0. Gaia, sem er \u00edt\u00f6lsk, var l\u00edka me\u00f0 m\u00fas\u00edk og looper \u2013 t\u00f3k upp og tala\u00f0i ofan \u00ed sj\u00e1lfa sig. \u00c9g skildi ekki lj\u00f3\u00f0in og \u00fea\u00f0 var engin \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ing (ekki heldur \u00e1 sp\u00e6nsku) en heyr\u00f0ist \u00feau vera \u00ed r\u00f3mant\u00edskari kantinum (\u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g skildi). \u00deetta var hluti af Versopolis-dagskr\u00e1 \u2013 sem er evr\u00f3pskt lj\u00f3\u00f0apr\u00f3jekt og samstarf milli h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0a \u2013 og einsog hef\u00f0i b\u00fd\u00f0ur voru gefin \u00fat hefti me\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0unum okkar \u00e1 frumm\u00e1li, ensku og markm\u00e1li h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0arinnar. Heftin hj\u00e1 Poetas h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni voru mj\u00f6g falleg og \u00feegar \u00feeim var ra\u00f0a\u00f0 saman \u00e1 bor\u00f0inu myndu\u00f0u fors\u00ed\u00f0urnar bor\u00f0spil \u2013 og vi\u00f0 fengum kalla og teninga me\u00f0 til a\u00f0 spila. *** Seinna kv\u00f6ld Poetas h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0arinnar var Griotskv\u00f6ld. Griot er vestur-afr\u00edskt hugtak yfir lj\u00f3\u00f0sk\u00e1ld og s\u00f6gumenn og h\u00f6fundarnir \u00e1ttu \u00fea\u00f0 allir sameiginlegt a\u00f0 vera af afr\u00edskum uppruna \u2013 en \u00e1 \u00f3l\u00edkan h\u00e1tt. Sumir voru fr\u00e1 Ghana, a\u00f0rir svartir katal\u00f3nar og enn a\u00f0rir fr\u00e1 Jamaica. \u00c9g kom inn \u00feegar Mutombo da Poet var a\u00f0 flytja s\u00f6gur og leist eiginlega ekkert \u00e1 blikuna. Hann var mj\u00f6g upptekinn af internetinu og \u00e1 k\u00f6flum var \u00feetta eiginlega meira einsog a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 einhvern r\u00f6fla um samf\u00e9lagsmi\u00f0la \u2013 hva\u00f0 \u00feeir v\u00e6ru fr\u00e1b\u00e6rir og hva\u00f0 \u00feeir v\u00e6ru samt h\u00e6ttulegir \u2013 og \u00e9g s\u00e1 ekki alveg hva\u00f0 \u00fearna var sagnamennska e\u00f0a sk\u00e1ldskapur. \u00c1 eftir honum kom Koleka Putuma fr\u00e1 S-Afr\u00edku. H\u00fan byrja\u00f0i ofsalega sterkt \u2013 kannski spila\u00f0i inn hva\u00f0 sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 \u00e1 undan var lei\u00f0inlegt, kannski spila\u00f0i inn hva\u00f0 h\u00fan er ung (tuttuguogeitthva\u00f0l\u00edti\u00f0) \u2013 en m\u00e9r lei\u00f0 n\u00e1nast einsog \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 s\u00f6gulegt. H\u00fan h\u00e9lt svo ekki alveg dampi og seinni helmingur upplestrarins var ekki jafn svakalegur, textinn ekki jafn sterkur \u2013 en alltaf g\u00f3\u00f0ur. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaupa b\u00f3kina hennar, Collective Amnesia, og langar a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a a.m.k. 1-2 lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00far henni. D\u2019Bi Young Anitafrika var n\u00e6st. Fr\u00e1 Jamaica. H\u00fan las bla\u00f0laust einsog Mutombo en var jafn gr\u00edpandi og hann var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u2013 kalla\u00f0i \u00feetta dub-lj\u00f3\u00f0list, las, tala\u00f0i, s\u00f6ng, \u00e6pti, hv\u00edsla\u00f0i. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00fea\u00f0 var nokku\u00f0 vari\u00f0 \u00ed textann \u2013 sem lj\u00f3\u00f0list \u2013 h\u00fan var einfaldlega of t\u00f6frandi og f\u00e6r, of mikill ofsi \u00ed henni til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur g\u00e6ti lagt nokku\u00f0 yfirvega\u00f0 mat \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0. En svo skiptir \u00fea\u00f0 kannski ekki neinu m\u00e1li \u2013 ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 gefa bla\u00f0s\u00ed\u00f0unni \u00feetta \u00e6\u00f0islega v\u00e6gi. \u00c1 svi\u00f0inu birtust b\u00f3kmenntirnar sem flutningur og h\u00fan negldi salinn me\u00f0 s\u00f6gum. \u00c9g \u00feoli yfirleitt ekki neitt sem minnir of miki\u00f0 \u00e1 slamm \u2013 og \u00feetta ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 sannarlega \u2013 en \u00feetta var ep\u00edskt. *** Casa de Papel \u2013 \u00feri\u00f0ja \u00fe\u00e1ttar\u00f6\u00f0. \u00deetta er n\u00fa lj\u00f3ta sorpi\u00f0! Fyrsta ser\u00edan byrja\u00f0i skemmtilega en \u00feynntist hratt \u00fat. \u00d6nnur ser\u00edan hra\u00f0sp\u00f3la\u00f0i \u00fat \u00ed mel\u00f3drama og \u00f3d\u00fdrar lausnir \u2013 en \u00feri\u00f0ja er alveg gersamlega \u00fat \u00far k\u00fa. Pr\u00f3fessorinn er alltaf b\u00fainn a\u00f0 hugsa fyrir \u00f6llu en lausnirnar eru gersamlega s\u00e9rt\u00e6kar. Plottholurnar eru \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 budgeti\u00f0, t\u00f3nlistin er gener\u00edskt stemningsrokk (\u00e9g f\u00edla alveg Black Keys, en \u00e9g meina kommon). Leikararnir eru alltaf me\u00f0 t\u00e1rin \u00ed augunum. Af hverju er \u00e9g a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 \u00feetta! Af hverju er ekki b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 cancela \u00feessu! *** Brooklyn 99 \u2013 fimmta \u00fe\u00e1ttar\u00f6\u00f0. Jafn mikil d\u00e1semd og Casa de Papel. Rosalega n\u00e6s, fyrirsj\u00e1anlegt en fyndi\u00f0. Jafn gott og meinstr\u00edm-skemmtisj\u00f3nvarp getur or\u00f0i\u00f0. Og eitthva\u00f0 svo heiln\u00e6mt \u2013 PC og millennial en heiln\u00e6mt. Ef Bill Cosby hef\u00f0i ekki reynst vera Bill Cosby v\u00e6ri Cosby-show l\u00edkingin vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi h\u00e9rna. S\u00f6gupers\u00f3nurnar eru mj\u00f6g m\u00f3ta\u00f0ar og fyrirsj\u00e1anlegar og kunnuglegar og \u00feetta er stundum einsog a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 f\u00e6ribandi \u2013 en bara of vel gert til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur geti haft neitt \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00fev\u00ed. *** \u00c9g horf\u00f0i loksins \u00e1 Roma. M\u00e9r fannst h\u00fan fr\u00e1b\u00e6r \u00feegar \u00e9g sl\u00f6kkti \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarpinu. En svo situr eiginlega f\u00e1tt eftir. Sagan \u2013 um \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00falku r\u00edka f\u00f3lksins sem ver\u00f0ur \u00f3l\u00e9tt eftir einhvern d\u00f3lg \u2013 er b\u00e6\u00f0i falleg og \u00e1takanleg og real\u00edsk. T\u00f6kurnar eru \u00f3tr\u00falega vel ger\u00f0ar \u2013 upphafssenan \u00fear sem v\u00e9lin starir lengi ofan \u00ed poll af sk\u00faringavatni sem skolast til og fr\u00e1 og svo birtist flugv\u00e9l sem speglast af himninum \u2013 er einsog svona konfektmolalistaverk. Eitt af \u00fev\u00ed sem trufla\u00f0i mig \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g var a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 hana \u2013 sennilega \u00fea\u00f0 eina \u2013 var einmitt hva\u00f0 h\u00fan var falleg. \u00dea\u00f0 skygg\u00f0i n\u00e1nast \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfa s\u00f6guna, \u00e1 harminn \u2013 setti hana \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 instagram-filterbox af \u00f3raunveruleika. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 bara vandam\u00e1l \u00ed samt\u00edmanum a\u00f0 allt er or\u00f0i\u00f0 listgert \u2013 allt er st\u00edl\u00edsera\u00f0 \u2013 og \u00fear me\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur jafnvel mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0 st\u00edl\u00edsering h\u00e1lfgert kits. Samt fr\u00e1b\u00e6r mynd, einhvern veginn. Svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega miklir st\u00e9tt-me\u00f0-st\u00e9tt straumar fyrir s\u00f3s\u00edalistann \u00ed m\u00e9r \u2013 en samt fr\u00e1b\u00e6r mynd. Segjum \u00fea\u00f0 bara. *** \u00c9g heiti Bl\u00ed\u00f0finnur en \u00fe\u00fa m\u00e1tt kalla mig B\u00f3b\u00f3 eftir \u00deorvald \u00deorsteinsson er sennilega bara ein af bestu barnab\u00f3kum \u00ed heimi. H\u00fan er ofsalega falleg, sorgleg, dj\u00fap og d\u00e1samleg \u2013 og \u00e1 \u00feannig m\u00e1li a\u00f0 \u00e9g skil varla a\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin m\u00edn, s\u00e9rstaklega \u00fea\u00f0 yngra, hafi enst \u00ed a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 mig lesa hana alla \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 kvarta yfir lj\u00f3\u00f0r\u00e6nu or\u00f0f\u00e6rinu. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega fullt af or\u00f0um og or\u00f0asamb\u00f6ndum sem \u00fe\u00fa skildu ekki. En b\u00f3kin er einhvern veginn alveg fullkomlega d\u00e1lei\u00f0andi og vi\u00f0 vorum \u00f6ll sprengfull af h\u00f6fgi \u00feegar lestri lauk. *** Ace Ventura. \u00dea\u00f0 var Ace Ventura sem \u00e9g var a\u00f0 gleyma. \u00daff. Fr\u00e1b\u00e6r mynd. En \u00faff. Meistaraverk \u00ed slappstikk \u2013 Jim Carrey er magna\u00f0ur. En jes\u00fas alm\u00e1ttugur hva\u00f0 h\u00fan er h\u00f3m\u00f3f\u00f3b\u00edsk. Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki muna \u2013 e\u00f0a hafa ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 hana \u2013 gengur plotti\u00f0 (spoiler alert!) allt \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00f6frunga\u00fej\u00f3furinn er ge\u00f0sj\u00fakur f.v. f\u00f3tboltakappi sem hefur breytt s\u00e9r \u00ed konu \u2013 \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tvast eru allir sp\u00fdtandi \u00ed s\u00edfellu af vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0i. \u00c9g velti a\u00f0eins v\u00f6ngum yfir nokkru. Sameiginlegt einkenni minnar kynsl\u00f3\u00f0ar og sambands okkar vi\u00f0 barnamenningu foreldra okkar er a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 tengdum l\u00edti\u00f0 \u2013 hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 var Roy Rogers e\u00f0a \u00c1rmann Kr. Einarsson \u2013 og \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an var \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega eitthva\u00f0 sakleysi. Samband mitt og minnar barnamenningar vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin m\u00edn er svo \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi \u2013 yfirleitt finnst \u00feeim \u00feetta allt mj\u00f6g skemmtilegt (og Aram var \u00ed sk\u00fdjunum me\u00f0 Ace Ventura). Vi\u00f0 foreldrarnir erum hins vegar stundum einsog kleinur yfir \u00feessu. \u00c1 a\u00f0ra h\u00f6ndina er miki\u00f0 af mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0u st\u00f6ffi \u00fearna og \u00e9g er 100% talsma\u00f0ur \u00feess a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur hafi inns\u00fdn inn \u00ed a\u00f0ra t\u00edma en s\u00edna eigin \u2013 \u00f6nnur vi\u00f0mi\u00f0. \u00c1 hina h\u00f6ndina fylgja au\u00f0vita\u00f0 allir ford\u00f3marnir me\u00f0. Anna\u00f0 sem \u00e9g velti s\u00ed\u00f0an v\u00f6ngum yfir var hvort \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed grunninn nokku\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gagnkynhneig\u00f0um karlmanni \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt a\u00f0 kyssa (\u00f3vitandi) annan karlmann. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki sj\u00e1lfum en \u00e9g held \u00e9g skilji alveg tendensinn (og hugsa a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ekki s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 blekkingarnar). Tendensinn er svo n\u00e1tt\u00farulega l\u00edka til sta\u00f0ar me\u00f0 breyttum gerendum \u2013 lesb\u00eda sem l\u00e9ti karlmann plata upp \u00e1 sig keler\u00edi \u00e1 f\u00f6lskum forsendum v\u00e6ri sennilega ekkert \u00ed sk\u00fdjunum me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. En \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0allega ekki samb\u00e6rilegt vegna p\u00f3lit\u00edskra a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0na (sem b\u00f6rn eru sem \u00e1horfendur a\u00f0 einhverju leyti stikkfr\u00ed fr\u00e1 \u2013 \u00feau hafa n\u00e6gan t\u00edma til a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0last s\u00f6gulega vitund seinna og hluti af \u00fev\u00ed er a\u00f0 \u00feekkja heiminn einsog hann hefur veri\u00f0). \u00deri\u00f0ja var s\u00ed\u00f0an bara hva\u00f0 \u00feetta var landl\u00e6gt \u00ed gr\u00edni \u00e1 t\u00edunda \u00e1ratugnum og hva\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur sp\u00e1\u00f0i l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed. \u00deetta var samt ekki einhl\u00edtt \u2013 \u00feetta er l\u00edka \u00e1ratugur Priscillu og Rocky Horror gekk endalaust \u00ed leikh\u00fasum \u2013 og ef ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6rir f\u00f3kusinn yfir \u00ed drama\u00f0 erum vi\u00f0 me\u00f0 allt fr\u00e1 Philadelphia til Fresa y Chocalate til Fucking \u00c5m\u00e5l og svo framvegis og svo framvegis. \u00c9g held \u00fea\u00f0 hafi margt opnast og kannski var ekki alveg tilviljun a\u00f0 gr\u00edni\u00f0 hafi l\u00edka veri\u00f0 meira risk\u00ed \u2013 kannski f\u00f3r \u00fea\u00f0 bara \u00e1g\u00e6tlega saman a\u00f0 Andrew Dice Clay hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1 fullu \u00e1 sama t\u00edma (og \u00e9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 \u00feetta hafi veri\u00f0 p\u00f3lit\u00edskir kontrastar beinl\u00ednis, heldur einhvers konar undarlegir samfer\u00f0armenn \u2013 ma\u00f0ur \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 ja\u00f0rinum og Dice og My Own Private Idaho uppfylltu \u00feau skilyr\u00f0i. *** G\u00edtarleikari vikunnar er The Surrealist. 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