Sagan N\u00fdhils \u2013 t\u00f3lfta brot brotabrots brotabrotabrots <\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum b\u00e6kurnar \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat \u00far b\u00e6num. 2004 eftir Hauk M\u00e1 og Nihil Obstat, sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0. Sigurj\u00f3n \u00ed Letri prenta\u00f0i og fr\u00e6ddi okkur um allar \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00f6gufr\u00e6gu b\u00e6kur sem hann haf\u00f0i prenta\u00f0 \u00ed gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina \u2013 fyrir Dag Sigur\u00f0arson og fleiri. Sennilega fannst okkur vi\u00f0 vera einmitt \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0, \u00ed r\u00e9ttri r\u00f3mant\u00edk. En fyrst var \u00feessi lj\u00f3smynd tekin \u2013 \u00feetta er \u00ed tr\u00f6ppunum \u00fearna hj\u00e1 Gr\u00e6num kosti. E\u00f0a \u00fear sem Gr\u00e6nn kostur var a\u00f0 minnsta kosti einhvern t\u00edma, hinumegin vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tuna fr\u00e1 Mokka (\u00fear hittum vi\u00f0 lj\u00f3smyndarann). H\u00fan er k\u00f6llu\u00f0 B\u00edtlamyndin, \u00fe\u00f3tt vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um miklu fleiri en B\u00edtlarnir \u2013 kannski Lynyrd Skynyrd v\u00e6ri n\u00e6r lagi (\u00feeir voru sj\u00f6). En hver vill l\u00edkja s\u00e9r vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1? Fr\u00e1 vinstri, \u00d3feigur Sigur\u00f0sson, Steinar Bragi, Haukur Ingvarsson, \u00e9g, Bjarni Klemenz, Gr\u00edmur H\u00e1konarson og Haukur M\u00e1r Helgason. Myndin er tekin sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1\u00f0ur en Haukur Ingvars sag\u00f0i sig \u00far f\u00e9lagsskapnum og stofna\u00f0i Gamlhil. Og \u00fe\u00e1 voru bara sex (eftir \u00e1 myndinni). Auk \u00feeirra sem eru \u00e1 myndinni f\u00f3ru \u00ed \u00feennan fyrir hluta t\u00farsins \u00feau Halld\u00f3r Arnar \u00dalfarsson, Krist\u00edn Eir\u00edksd\u00f3ttir og B\u00f6\u00f0var Yngvi Jakobsson (B\u00f6ddi br\u00fatal \u2013 sennilega kom hann fram sem Oberdada von Brutal). Sennilega kom Haukur Ingvars reyndar alls ekki me\u00f0 \u00e1 fyrsta legginn. Hann hefur bara komi\u00f0 \u00e1 Mokka til a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00e1 myndinni (en \u00fear s\u00f6fnu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 l\u00edka saman \u00ed b\u00edlana). \u00c9g man eftir a\u00f0 hafa opna\u00f0 b\u00f3kakassann minn \u00e1 bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0 og fari\u00f0 yfir \u00ed n\u00e6sta b\u00edl til a\u00f0 gefa Hauki M\u00e1 sitt eintak og benda honum \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri tileinku\u00f0 honum. Einhvern veginn vorum vi\u00f0 farnir a\u00f0 renna svo miki\u00f0 saman \u00ed eitt eftir veruna \u00ed Berl\u00edn, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mundum ekkert hver haf\u00f0i hugsa\u00f0 hva\u00f0 (enda h\u00f6f\u00f0u flestar hugsanir sprotti\u00f0 upp \u00ed einhverjum samr\u00e6\u00f0um). \u00deess vegna, sums\u00e9, hann \u00e1tti alveg jafn miki\u00f0 \u00ed henni og \u00e9g, einhvern veginn. \u00c9g man eftir a\u00f0 hafa st\u00f6\u00f0va\u00f0 \u00ed R\u00edkinu \u00ed Selfossi og fyllt annan b\u00edlinn af \u00e1fengi. Eitthva\u00f0 var \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega drukki\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00e1\u00f0um b\u00edlunum, en \u00ed m\u00ednum kl\u00e1ra\u00f0ist allt og var b\u00fai\u00f0 \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00e1 Sey\u00f0isfj\u00f6r\u00f0 um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0, vi\u00f0 talsvert uppn\u00e1m \u00ed hinum b\u00edlnum, \u00fear sem menn h\u00e9ldu a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum a\u00f0 \u201espara okkur\u201c. \u00c9g man eftir a\u00f0 hafa gert hl\u00e9 \u00e1 fer\u00f0 okkar vi\u00f0 J\u00f6kuls\u00e1rl\u00f3n. \u00dear sem var ekki kjaftur \u2013 anna\u00f0 en ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 venjast n\u00fana. Og \u00feetta var vel a\u00f0 merkja \u00ed byrjun j\u00fal\u00ed. \u00c9g haf\u00f0i aldrei komi\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00e9g man ekki til \u00feess a\u00f0 n\u00e1tt\u00fara hafi orka\u00f0 jafn sterkt \u00e1 mig og \u00ed \u00feetta skipti. Ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g kunni a\u00f0 hafa um \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0, m\u00e9r hafa alltaf \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e6gilegar l\u00fdsingar \u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farunni vera hj\u00e1r\u00e6nulegt kl\u00e1m \u00ed besta falli og st\u00e6kur \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernisrembingur \u00ed versta falli. Og n\u00fa skilst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 einhver minnst sjarmerandi sta\u00f0ur landsins. Einhvers konar Niagara Falls \u00cdslands. M\u00e9r hefur a\u00f0 v\u00edsu alltaf \u00fe\u00f3tt Niagara Falls (b\u00e6rinn) mj\u00f6g sjarmerandi sta\u00f0ur, en \u00fea\u00f0 er s\u00e9r\u00e1lit. \u00c9g \u00e1 enga mynd af N\u00fdhil \u00e1 J\u00f6kuls\u00e1rl\u00f3ni \u2013 \u00fe\u00f3tt mig minni a\u00f0 \u00fear hafi veri\u00f0 tekin h\u00f3pmynd \u2013 en h\u00e9r er \u00e9g \u00ed Niagara Falls, \u00e1ri\u00f0 2006. Auk okkar var \u00ed b\u00edlnum Gunnar \u00deorri P\u00e9tursson, \u00fe\u00e1verandi starfsma\u00f0ur V\u00ed\u00f0sj\u00e1r. Hann ger\u00f0i nokku\u00f0 langt innslag um fer\u00f0ina og \u00e9g man a\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6ttinum, sem \u00e9g \u00e1 einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00e1 kassettu, segir hann fr\u00e1 s\u00edmtali \u00fear sem Danni \u2013 Dan\u00edel Bj\u00f6rnsson, myndlistarma\u00f0ur, Berl\u00ednarn\u00fdhilisti og \u00fe\u00e1verandi vert \u00e1 Skaftfelli \u2013 hef\u00f0i tilkynnt \u00feeim (\u00ed hinum b\u00edlnum) a\u00f0 \u00e1 Sey\u00f0isfir\u00f0i bi\u00f0i okkar heitur ma\u00f0ur. Allir voru uppve\u00f0ra\u00f0ir yfir heita manninum sem reyndist svo au\u00f0vita\u00f0 vera heitur matur. Svona var n\u00fa s\u00edmasambandi\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00ednu ungd\u00e6mi, b\u00f6rnin m\u00edn g\u00f3\u00f0. Einsog ger\u00f0ist gjarna \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma haf\u00f0i \u00e9g ekkert sofi\u00f0 um n\u00f3ttina. \u00c9g vann sem n\u00e6turv\u00f6r\u00f0ur \u00e1 H\u00f3tel \u00cdsafir\u00f0i og yfirleitt \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 fr\u00edhelgum, sem ger\u00f0ist \u00f3sjaldan, f\u00f3r \u00e9g beint af vaktinni su\u00f0ur. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum \u00e1 Sey\u00f0isfj\u00f6r\u00f0 var \u00e9g ekki bara rallandi fullur heldur me\u00f0 hv\u00ednandi h\u00f6fu\u00f0verk af \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri koff\u00ednskortur. \u00c9g vatt m\u00e9r beint a\u00f0 Danna og spur\u00f0i hversu margfaldan espresso hann g\u00e6ti gert \u2013 mig minnir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 t\u00f3lffaldur, \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta var glasi\u00f0 st\u00f3rt og v\u00f6kvinn \u00feykkur einsog s\u00edr\u00f3p. \u00c9g sturta\u00f0i \u00feessu \u00ed mig og h\u00f6fu\u00f0verkurinn margfalda\u00f0ist \u00e1 augabrag\u00f0i. \u00de\u00e1 f\u00e9kk \u00e9g park\u00f3d\u00edn forte og meira a\u00f0 drekka. \u00c9g veit ekki alveg \u00ed hva\u00f0a ver\u00f6ld \u00e9g var \u00feegar \u00e9g steig \u00e1 svi\u00f0 um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u2013 en \u00ed henni voru miklir \u00feokubakkar. \u00c9g man l\u00edka a\u00f0 Fri\u00f0rika Ben\u00f3n\u00fds var \u00fearna og kom til m\u00edn um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00feakka fyrir Heimsendapestir, sem h\u00fan haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 mj\u00f6g fallega um \u00ed DV (minnir mig). Og \u00fea\u00f0 var pakkfullt og mikil stemning. \u00c9g f\u00e6r\u00f0i einhvern t\u00edma uppt\u00f6kur af upplestrunum yfir \u00e1 t\u00f6lvuna og var me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ndina h\u00e9r um daginn \u2013 en svo skipti \u00e9g um t\u00f6lvu og \u00e9g hef sennilega asnast til a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a \u00feeim. Sem er leitt \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta var afskaplega gott efni. St\u00edna las \u00far Kj\u00f6tb\u00e6num og s\u00f6ng l\u00ednurnar \u00far Komu engin skip \u00ed dag. Offi var manna \u00f6lva\u00f0astur og urra\u00f0i st\u00f3ran hluta \u00far Ro\u00f0a \u2013 ma\u00f0ur skildi minnst nema a\u00f0 \u00feetta fjalla\u00f0i um \u201ehorgu\u00f0inn\u201c \u2013 og svo byrja\u00f0i hann a\u00f0 \u00fdta hlj\u00f3\u00f0nemanum a\u00f0 h\u00e1talaranum til a\u00f0 b\u00faa til f\u00eddbakk, aftur og aftur, aftur og aftur, \u00fear til einhver bar hann af svi\u00f0inu vi\u00f0 talsver\u00f0ar m\u00f3tb\u00e1rur. \u00c9g las hra\u00f0ar en \u00e9g var vanur (og var vanur a\u00f0 lesa hratt). \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g \u00e1 h\u00e9rna \u00e1 netinu \u2013 af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 hla\u00f0a \u00fev\u00ed upp \u2013 var \u00feetta: Oberdada von Brutal flytur Rax\u00f6 \u00f0iv an\u00e1 (\u00d6xar vi\u00f0 \u00e1na) \u00e1samt Halld\u00f3ri Arnari \u00dalfarssyni, sem leikur \u00e1 pr\u00f3t\u00f3t\u00fdpu af d\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3ni. \u00dea\u00f0 heyrist reyndar eiginlega ekkert \u00ed d\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3ninum \u00e1 \u00feessari uppt\u00f6ku. Hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6rinu l\u00fdsir J\u00f3nas Sen svo: Hva\u00f0 er eiginlega d\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3nn? \u00dea\u00f0 er hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6ri sem er hugarf\u00f3stur Halld\u00f3rs \u00dalfarssonar myndlistarmanns. \u00dea\u00f0an kemur nafni\u00f0; d\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3nn er stytting \u00e1 Halld\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3nn. \u00deetta er eins konar sell\u00f3, a\u00f0 hluta til rafkn\u00fai\u00f0 en me\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mbotni og strengjum. Hlj\u00f3mbotninn er fur\u00f0ulegur \u00ed laginu, manni dettur \u00ed hug plastsell\u00f3 sem einhver hefur r\u00e1\u00f0ast \u00e1 og lami\u00f0 \u00ed klessu. Notagildi d\u00f3r\u00f3f\u00f3nsins vir\u00f0ist vera mj\u00f6g sveigjanlegt. \u00c1 t\u00f3nleikum \u00ed Nor\u00f0urlj\u00f3sum \u00ed H\u00f6rpu \u00e1 t\u00f3nlistarh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni Tectonics var spila\u00f0 \u00e1 hann eins og sell\u00f3. En svo voru l\u00edka framk\u00f6llu\u00f0 me\u00f0 honum undarleg hlj\u00f3\u00f0 sem minntu b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 orgel og rafmagnsg\u00edtar. Vi\u00f0 sv\u00e1fum \u00ed t\u00f3mu h\u00fasi vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 Skaftfelli \u2013 en \u00fear m\u00e1tti held \u00e9g ekki vera me\u00f0 neitt part\u00edstand (\u00e9g hef sennilega veri\u00f0 of svartur, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g man ekkert hvort \u00fea\u00f0 var eitthva\u00f0 part\u00edstand, sennilega var samt part\u00edstand). Mig r\u00e1mar \u00ed a\u00f0 hafa eitthva\u00f0 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00e6last \u00fati me\u00f0 St\u00ednu og Offa (sem voru r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 \u201estinga saman nefjum\u201c \u2013 \u00e9g man ekki hvort vi\u00f0 uppnefndum \u00feau svo \u00feau heyr\u00f0u, en \u00feau voru oft k\u00f6llu\u00f0 Sid & Nancy, af auglj\u00f3sum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um). H\u00e9r er einhver t\u00edmalapsus. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum austur \u00e1 f\u00f6studegi \u2013 hugsanlega var upplesturinn \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 laugardegi. \u00dev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega sunnudagur \u00feegar vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum. Og \u00feann dag v\u00f6knu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00feunn og keyr\u00f0um \u00e1 H\u00f6fn \u00ed Hornafir\u00f0i. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0um keyrt austureftir var miki\u00f0 tala\u00f0 um yfirstandandi humarh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00e6num \u2013 og l\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00e1hersla \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri fj\u00f6lskylduh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0, ekki einhver fyller\u00edish\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0. Sem trufla\u00f0i okkur l\u00edti\u00f0, enda vorum vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar frekar volku\u00f0. A\u00f0 keyra inn \u00e1 H\u00f6fn var samt eftirminnileg reynsla. \u00dea\u00f0 var einsog \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i falli\u00f0 part\u00edkjarnorkusprengja \u00e1 b\u00e6jarf\u00e9lagi\u00f0. \u00dati um \u00f6ll t\u00fan voru t\u00f3mir bj\u00f3rkassar, yfirgefin tj\u00f6ld flaksandi \u00ed vindinum og h\u00e1lfkl\u00e6ddir timbra\u00f0ir h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0argestir a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 sk\u00f3num s\u00ednum og\/e\u00f0a b\u00edllyklunum, ringla\u00f0ir \u00e1 grasfl\u00f6tum. Vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00f3ku\u00f0 me\u00f0 upplestur \u00ed Bygg\u00f0asafninu, sennilega um 17 leyti\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 \u00d3feigur brug\u00f0um okkur \u00e1 veitingasta\u00f0 ni\u00f0ri \u00ed b\u00e6. \u00dear p\u00f6ntu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 okkur hvor sinn bj\u00f3rinn. \u00c9g man eftir uppgj\u00f6finni \u00ed augum afgrei\u00f0slukonunnar. \u00dea\u00f0 var einsog h\u00fan vildi spyrja hvort \u00feessu \u00e6tla\u00f0i aldrei a\u00f0 linna. Hvort \u00feessir part\u00edsturlu\u00f0u a\u00f0komumenn g\u00e6tu ekki bara drulla\u00f0 s\u00e9r heim. Vi\u00f0 Offi t\u00f3kum bj\u00f3rana okkar sk\u00f6mmustulegir og settumst \u00fat \u00ed horn til a\u00f0 spjalla og komum okkur s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00fat hi\u00f0 snarasta. \u00deegar vi\u00f0 komum s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 Bygg\u00f0asafni\u00f0 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 haf\u00f0i ekki upp \u00e1 neinn samkomusal a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u2013 og samanst\u00f3\u00f0 af m\u00f6rgum litlum herbergjum. Vi\u00f0 endu\u00f0um \u00e1 a\u00f0 lesa upp \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slukassann \u2013 sem var inni \u00ed svona kassalaga diskvirki sem t\u00f3k upp n\u00e6stum allt pl\u00e1ssi\u00f0 \u00ed herberginu. \u00dea\u00f0 var r\u00e9tt svo ein mannsbreidd utan um \u00fea\u00f0 \u2013 til a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 ganga \u00ed kringum \u00fea\u00f0. Og \u00fear var \u00e1heyrandinn. Sem var kannski tveir, \u00e9g man \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. En \u00feetta var sk\u00e1sta herbergi\u00f0 og kom au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 s\u00f6k, fyrst ekki m\u00e6ttu fleiri. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 Bjarni Klemenz hafi veri\u00f0 s\u00e1 N\u00fdhilistinn sem var \u00ed bestu formi \u00feennan daginn \u2013 og las a\u00f0 mig minnir einhvern brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islegan texta um alter-eg\u00f3i\u00f0 sitt, Deler\u00edum Klemenz, og George W. Bush. Eftir upplesturinn var debatera\u00f0 um hvort vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum a\u00f0 dveljast \u00ed H\u00f6fn um n\u00f3ttina, einsog var \u00ed bo\u00f0i, e\u00f0a dr\u00edfa okkur \u00ed b\u00e6inn og reyna a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00e1 Sirkus fyrir lokun. S\u00ed\u00f0ari valkosturinn var\u00f0 \u00far. Og r\u00e9tt n\u00e1\u00f0ist \u2013 \u00e9g held vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum n\u00e1\u00f0 einum bj\u00f3r (og kannski svo r\u00e1fa\u00f0 \u00ed eftirpart\u00ed einhvers sta\u00f0ar, sem var sennilega tilgangurinn me\u00f0 innlitinu). Lauk \u00fear fyrsta legg lj\u00f3\u00f0apart\u00edt\u00farsins 2003.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sagan N\u00fdhils \u2013 t\u00f3lfta brot brotabrots brotabrotabrots Vi\u00f0 s\u00f3ttum b\u00e6kurnar \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat \u00far b\u00e6num. 2004 eftir Hauk M\u00e1 og Nihil Obstat, sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0. Sigurj\u00f3n \u00ed Letri prenta\u00f0i og fr\u00e6ddi okkur um allar \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00f6gufr\u00e6gu b\u00e6kur sem hann haf\u00f0i prenta\u00f0 \u00ed gegnum t\u00ed\u00f0ina \u2013 fyrir Dag Sigur\u00f0arson og fleiri. Sennilega fannst okkur vi\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: id““:““6d99l““<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}