{"id":5760,"date":"2024-09-24T16:21:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T16:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=5760"},"modified":"2024-09-24T16:21:18","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T16:21:18","slug":"beiskja-og-vanthakklaeti-eda-take-this-job-and-shove-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=5760","title":{"rendered":"Beiskja og van\u00feakkl\u00e6ti (e\u00f0a \u201etake this job and shove it\u201c)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cdsafj\u00f6r\u00f0ur vir\u00f0ist eiga upp \u00e1 pallbor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed menningarl\u00edfinu \u00feessi misserin \u2013\u00a0og ekki bara t\u00f3nlist \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kannski \u00fea\u00f0 sem b\u00e6rinn er \u00feekktastur fyrir. Ekki er n\u00f3g me\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f3mynd Sn\u00e6vars S\u00f6lva, Lj\u00f3sv\u00edkingar , s\u00e9 a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00f6ll met heldur hefur reyfarinn Hildur  eftir Satu R\u00e4m\u00f6 l\u00edka fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 himinskautum og n\u00fa stefnir \u00ed a\u00f0 \u00de\u00fa ringla\u00f0i karlma\u00f0ur  eftir R\u00fanar Helga ver\u00f0i a\u00f0aldebatb\u00f3k \u00e1rsins. \u00c6tli kirkjut\u00farinn hans Mugisons s\u00e9 ekki s\u00ed\u00f0an st\u00e6rsti t\u00f3nlistarvi\u00f0bur\u00f0ur \u00e1rsins? 100 kirkjur \u00ed 100 p\u00f3stn\u00famerum. Segjum \u00fea\u00f0. Didda (Gu\u00f0laug J\u00f3nsd\u00f3ttir) er svo a\u00f0 koma me\u00f0 s\u00edna a\u00f0ra barnab\u00f3k, Bauka\u00f0 og bralla\u00f0 \u00ed Skollav\u00edk  \u2013\u00a0s\u00fa fyrri f\u00e9kk tilnefningu til \u00edslensku b\u00f3kmenntaver\u00f0launanna \u2013\u00a0og mamma (Herd\u00eds H\u00fcbner) er a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat \u00e6vis\u00f6gu Auriar Hinriksson, \u00c9g skal hj\u00e1lpa \u00fe\u00e9r . Ef vi\u00f0 leggjum svo Vestfir\u00f0ina alla undir m\u00e6tti b\u00e6ta vi\u00f0 \u00fatg\u00e1funni Skri\u00f0u \u00e1 Patreksfir\u00f0i \u2013\u00a0\u00fear koma tv\u00e6r lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00e6kur \u00fat \u00e1 fimmtudaginn, heimkynni eftir \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0 S\u00e6var J\u00f3nsson og Svefnhof eftir Sv\u00f6vu \u00deorsteinsd\u00f3ttur. Svo var Margr\u00e9t S. H\u00f6skuldsd\u00f3ttir a\u00f0 senda fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r reyfara sem gerist \u00ed \u00cdsafjar\u00f0ardj\u00fapi, \u00ed heimavistarsk\u00f3lanum \u00e1 Reykjanesi og \u00ed Laugardal eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g kemst n\u00e6st. S\u00e1 heitir \u00cd Dj\u00fapinu \u2013 titillinn minnir kannski einhvern \u00e1 sk\u00e1lds\u00f6guna Dj\u00fapi\u00f0  eftir Benn\u00fdju Sif sem kom \u00fat fyrir \u00feremur \u00e1rum og gerist \u00ed sama sk\u00f3la. *** \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 gera neitt. A\u00f0 minnsta kosti ekki a\u00f0 skrifa um \u00cdsafj\u00f6r\u00f0. Og ekki \u201eme\u00f0 b\u00f3k\u201c \u00ed haust \u2013\u00a0\u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u201eme\u00f0\u201c sennilega fj\u00f3rar b\u00e6kur \u00fe\u00e1 kemur engin \u00fat fyrren \u00ed fyrsta lagi \u00ed vor. N\u00e1tt\u00farul\u00f6gm\u00e1lin var l\u00edka svo l\u00f6ng a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er eiginlega enginn b\u00fainn me\u00f0 hana \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan hafi komi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed fyrra. Svo hef \u00e9g l\u00edka n\u00f3g a\u00f0 gera vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa \u00feessa h*$#*s ritlaunaums\u00f3kn. \u00c9g var ekki byrja\u00f0ur um daginn \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 senda einhverjar (l\u00e9ttar og \u00f3ver\u00f0skulda\u00f0ar) pillur \u00e1 Einar K\u00e1rason sem var a\u00f0 kvarta undan \u00feessu. N\u00fa er \u00feetta a\u00f0 gera mig vitlausan og \u00e9g er or\u00f0inn einsog Einar K\u00e1rason \u00ed fimmta veldi. \u00c9g \u00e6tla l\u00edka a\u00f0 vera p\u00ednu til\u00e6tlunarsamur og koma upp um skefjalausa forr\u00e9ttindablindu m\u00edna me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnist asnalegt \u2013\u00a0ef ekki f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt \u2013\u00a0a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja um vinnuna m\u00edna \u00e1 12 m\u00e1na\u00f0a fresti og vita aldrei hvort \u00e9g ver\u00f0i \u00e1 launum \u00e1 n\u00e6sta \u00e1ri. \u00dea\u00f0 er t\u00f3mt m\u00e1l um \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 tala a\u00f0 \u00edslenskir rith\u00f6fundar \u2013\u00a0hugsanlega me\u00f0 svona 2-3 undantekningum\u00a0\u2013 geti haft nema smotter\u00ed upp \u00far b\u00f3ks\u00f6lu. M\u00e9r hefur oft \u00e1 \u00feessum aldarfj\u00f3r\u00f0ungi gengi\u00f0 vel en aldrei komist neitt n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9na nema sk\u00edt og kanil. Vi\u00f0 erum f\u00e1menn \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 og\u00a0pr\u00f3sentan sem ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r erlendis er miklu l\u00e6gri \u2013\u00a0og \u00fea\u00f0 er litlar aukatekjur a\u00f0 hafa nema ma\u00f0ur vilji vera \u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0ugu harki (og \u00fe\u00e1 skrifar ma\u00f0ur minna), megni\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed er l\u00edka hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega launa\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 tala endilega um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 veita f\u00f3lki listamannalaun \u00ed 36 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i \u2013\u00a0sem hefur stundum veri\u00f0 gert \u2013\u00a0heldur a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti bara a\u00f0 setja f\u00f3lk \u00e1 f\u00f6st laun. Segja f\u00f3lki bara: Hana, \u00fe\u00fa ert r\u00e1\u00f0in(n), ekki gleyma a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed vinnuna. Ekkert \u00f6llum og engum strax \u2013\u00a0en \u00e1 einhverjum t\u00edmapunkti hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera e\u00f0lilegt a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur f\u00e1i bara djobbi\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 tekjutengja launin \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00feau ver\u00f0i ekki \u00f3\u00fearfa vi\u00f0b\u00f3t vi\u00f0 einhverjar \u00e6gilegar s\u00f6lutekjur (sem allar dreymir au\u00f0vita\u00f0 um) en \u00feetta er bara rugl. A\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 detta \u00ed fimmtugt og vita aldrei fyrren um \u00e1ram\u00f3t hvort \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed vinnu, hvort \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed h\u00e1lfri vinnu e\u00f0a engri vinnu \u2013\u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 \u00e9g b\u00fd\u00f0 fj\u00f6lskyldunni minni l\u00edka s\u00edfellt upp \u00e1 \u00feetta. F\u00f6rum vi\u00f0 \u00ed sumarfr\u00ed? Ver\u00f0a b\u00f6rnin \u00e1fram \u00ed t\u00f3nlistarsk\u00f3la? Ver\u00f0a bara hr\u00edsgrj\u00f3n og sojas\u00f3sa \u00ed matinn \u00ed ma\u00ed? \u00c9g hef \u00fea\u00f0 alveg \u00e1g\u00e6tt n\u00fana \u2013\u00a0en \u00e9g hata \u00feetta, a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 aldrei nema \u00ed mesta lagi t\u00f3lf m\u00e1nu\u00f0i fram \u00ed t\u00edmann (og einsog n\u00fana ekki nema \u00ferj\u00e1 \u2013\u00a0og \u00feeim f\u00e6kkar og f\u00e6kkar \u00fear til enginn er eftir). \u00deetta er \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ulaust nema til \u00feess a\u00f0 gera mig vitlausan.  \u00c9g skil heldur ekki alveg forsendurnar. \u00c9g hef gefi\u00f0 \u00fat n\u00e1nast b\u00f3k \u00e1 \u00e1ri \u00ed aldarfj\u00f3r\u00f0ung \u2013\u00a0og ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g naut nokkurrar velvildar hj\u00e1 sj\u00f3\u00f0num (sem \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00f3 gert um g\u00f3\u00f0a hr\u00ed\u00f0). \u00dearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 sanna eitthva\u00f0 frekar a\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00e9 alvara me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 starfa a\u00f0 b\u00f3kmenntum? Hefur f\u00f3lk \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ef \u00e9g fengi bara laun \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja um vinnuna m\u00edna \u00e1rlega \u00fe\u00e1 myndu b\u00e6kurnar versna? \u00dearf nau\u00f0synlega s\u00f6nnun fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g kunni enn a\u00f0 fylla \u00fat ums\u00f3kn og \u00e1fangask\u00fdrslu? E\u00f0a er vandam\u00e1li\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti til d\u00e6mis veikst og \u00e1tt erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa \u00ed einhvern t\u00edma \u2013 \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri n\u00e1tt\u00farulega hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i einhverjar tekjur, skiljanlegt a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk svitni yfir \u00fev\u00ed, veikt f\u00f3lk \u00e1 helst bara a\u00f0 drepast. E\u00f0a er f\u00f3lk stressa\u00f0 yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti \u00feegi\u00f0 tekjur og hreinlega h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 skrifa? Fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 kl\u00f3ra m\u00e9r \u00ed rassinum fr\u00e1 morgni til kv\u00f6lds. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. \u00deetta ums\u00f3knarferli ertir kannski bara einhverjar gremjutaugar \u00ed m\u00e9r. En \u00e9g er vel a\u00f0 merkja ekki bara a\u00f0 tala um sj\u00e1lfan mig \u2013\u00a0\u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 e\u00f0lilega \u00ed a\u00f0alhlutverki \u00e1 m\u00edns eigins bloggi! Fyrr m\u00e6tti n\u00fa vera. \u00deetta myndi l\u00edka gera Einari l\u00edfi\u00f0 b\u00e6rilegra og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er enn f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegra a\u00f0 Gyr\u00f0ir El\u00edasson s\u00e9 launalaus \u00fat af einhverju skriffinnskurugli. Og \u00fea\u00f0 myndi spara r\u00edkinu ums\u00fdslukostna\u00f0 \u00ed kringum ums\u00f3knir. Fyrst og fremst lei\u00f0ist m\u00e9r \u00feetta. Lei\u00f0ist \u00e1rleg betlfer\u00f0in. M\u00e9r finnst h\u00fan ni\u00f0url\u00e6gjandi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cdsafj\u00f6r\u00f0ur vir\u00f0ist eiga upp \u00e1 pallbor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed menningarl\u00edfinu \u00feessi misserin \u2013\u00a0og ekki bara t\u00f3nlist \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kannski \u00fea\u00f0 sem b\u00e6rinn er \u00feekktastur fyrir. Ekki er n\u00f3g me\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f3mynd Sn\u00e6vars S\u00f6lva, Lj\u00f3sv\u00edkingar , s\u00e9 a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 \u00f6ll met heldur hefur reyfarinn Hildur eftir Satu R\u00e4m\u00f6 l\u00edka fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 himinskautum og n\u00fa stefnir \u00ed a\u00f0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=5760\" class=\"more-link\">Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Beiskja og van\u00feakkl\u00e6ti (e\u00f0a \u201etake this job and shove it\u201c)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}