\u00c9g hef l\u00edti\u00f0 lesi\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga \u2013 e\u00f0a lesi\u00f0 h\u00e6gt, b\u00f3k um s\u00f6gu bl\u00fassins sem \u00e9g er hvergi n\u00e6rri b\u00fainn me\u00f0 \u2013 en miki\u00f0 horft og ekkert dokumentera\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 eru margir p\u00f3star sem \u00fearf a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 og \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta m\u00edn \u00e1 a\u00f0 segja ekki of miki\u00f0 um hvern og einn. Svo er reyndar l\u00edka merkilegt hva\u00f0 \u00feetta er flj\u00f3tt a\u00f0 hverfa \u00far minninu. *** De kommer att drunkna i sina m\u00f6drars t\u00e5rar eftir Johannes Anyuru. H\u00fan fjallar um konu \u00far hli\u00f0arveruleika sem rankar vi\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed mi\u00f0ri hry\u00f0juverkaa\u00f0ger\u00f0. \u00cd veruleikanum sem h\u00fan \u00e1 heima \u00ed \u00e1tti \u00feessi a\u00f0ger\u00f0 s\u00e9r l\u00edka sta\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan t\u00e6ki ekki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed henni, og var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 fasistar t\u00f3ku v\u00f6ldin og m\u00faslimar ur\u00f0u k\u00faga\u00f0ur og pynta\u00f0ur minnihlutah\u00f3pur me\u00f0 svipu\u00f0um a\u00f0fer\u00f0um og \u00ed helf\u00f6rinni og\/e\u00f0a abu ghraib. Konan lifir a\u00f0ger\u00f0ina af og endar \u00e1 h\u00e6li og rith\u00f6fundur \u2013 Johannes Anyuru sj\u00e1lfur? \u2013 fer reglulega og r\u00e6\u00f0ir vi\u00f0 hana um hennar s\u00fdn \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0. \u00deetta er \u00ed senn sci-fi og har\u00f0kjarna rauns\u00e6i \u2013 s\u00f3s\u00edal-real\u00edsk b\u00f3k sem samt einbl\u00ednir \u00e1 s\u00e1larl\u00edfi\u00f0. Mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0 og me\u00f0m\u00e6list innilega. Eini gallinn, fyrir mig, var einhver asnalegur kj\u00e1nahrollur yfir vissum elementum \u00ed hli\u00f0arveruleikanum. Hann var \u00fev\u00ed betri sem hann var real\u00edskari en eitthva\u00f0 hall\u00e6rislegur \u00feegar fari\u00f0 var a\u00f0 tala um \u201esensogram\u201c (sem er Facebook me\u00f0 bara texta) og anna\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka d\u00f3t \u00ed hli\u00f0arveruleikanum. Fullkominn \u00f3\u00fearfi \u2013 passar \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00ed annars konar b\u00e6kur en reif mann alltaf upp \u00far \u00feessari, svona einsog ma\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri anna\u00f0 veifi\u00f0 staddur \u00ed einhverju Andr\u00e9sbla\u00f0i. *** Kl\u00e1ra\u00f0i lokaser\u00eduna \u00ed Orange is the new black kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur en vi\u00f0 \u00e1ttum a\u00f0 fara fr\u00e1 Hond\u00faras (vi\u00f0 lentum \u00ed afar d\u00fdrum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um og l\u00f6g\u00f0um ekki af sta\u00f0 heim fyrren degi seinna en vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlu\u00f0um). Eftirminnilegasta senan fyrir mig ver\u00f0ur alltaf s\u00fa \u00feegar Blanca \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 elta manninn sinn, sem hefur veri\u00f0 v\u00edsa\u00f0 \u00far landi, og fl\u00fdgur til San Pedro Sula: Hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 gera h\u00e9r, \u00ed mor\u00f0h\u00f6fu\u00f0borg heimsins, \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir veri\u00f0 hvar sem er annars sta\u00f0ar? spyr Diablo. Fyrir \u00e1stina, svarar Blanca. \u00c9g \u00e1tti hins vegar v\u00f6l \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka \u00e1stina me\u00f0 m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 San Pedro Sula og er mj\u00f6g \u00feakkl\u00e1tur fyrir \u00fea\u00f0. Lokaser\u00edan var langdregin og \u00fea\u00f0 ger\u00f0ist ekkert n\u00fdtt e\u00f0a \u00e1hugavert \u00ed henni. \u00dea\u00f0 var talsvert veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 strj\u00faka s\u00faper-a\u00f0d\u00e1endunum og v\u00e6mnast yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri b\u00fai\u00f0 \u2013 sem var \u00e1byggilega gott fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem voru dj\u00fapt sokknir en minna fyrir okkur hin sem vorum farin a\u00f0 missa \u00e1hugann. M\u00e9r finnst l\u00edka bara almennt fleiri og fleiri svona ser\u00edur lenda \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0inn \u2013 \u00feetta er allt byggt \u00ed kringum einhverra narrat\u00edfuh\u00fakka og \u00feegar \u00feeim sleppir \u00e1ttar ma\u00f0ur sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 pers\u00f3nurnar eru, \u00ed allri sinni dj\u00fapu baks\u00f6gu, vo\u00f0alega keiml\u00edkar \u2013 e\u00f0a a.m.k. einsog \u00fe\u00e6r hafi allar or\u00f0i\u00f0 til \u00ed sama think-tankinu sem manna\u00f0 var f\u00f3lki me\u00f0 mj\u00f6g keiml\u00edkan og \u00fer\u00f6ngan bakgrunn (kannski \u00f3l\u00edkan h\u00fa\u00f0lit og kynhneig\u00f0 en \u00fatskrifa\u00f0 \u00far s\u00f6mu sk\u00f3lunum, me\u00f0 s\u00f6mu gr\u00e1\u00f0urnar) hafandi lesi\u00f0 s\u00f6mu b\u00e6kurnar). \u00c1hugaver\u00f0ast \u00ed lokaser\u00edunni var \u00fat\u00fard\u00farinn \u2013 fangab\u00fa\u00f0ir h\u00e6lisleitenda og fl\u00f3ttamanna \u2013 en virka\u00f0i eiginlega bara fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 karaktera sem vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fain a\u00f0 kynnast. Egypska kynf\u00e6ralimlesta lesb\u00edan sem \u00feaut inn \u00ed l\u00edf okkar og hvarf svo aftur marka\u00f0i l\u00edtil spor \u00ed tilfinningal\u00edf mitt \u2013 e\u00f0a svona, bara einsog l\u00edtil fr\u00e9tt \u00ed bla\u00f0i hef\u00f0i gert. Mj\u00f6g sorglegt en \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 kynnast henni a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i og kannski s\u00e9rstaklega ekki vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00f6fundar reyndu a\u00f0 tv\u00edhenda henni ofan \u00ed koki\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Annars f\u00ednt. \u00c9g er a\u00f0 kvarta meira en \u00feetta \u00e1tti skili\u00f0. *** Good Place \u2013 3. ser\u00eda. Eftirl\u00edfsk\u00f3med\u00eda sem er skemmtileg me\u00f0an \u00e9g horfi \u00e1 hana \u2013 kannski bara af \u00fev\u00ed allir eru svo myndarlegir \u2013 en \u00e9g man ekki alveg um hva\u00f0 \u00feetta var. Fallegt f\u00f3lk held \u00e9g, sem er dautt. Ted Danson alltaf flottur. *** Kvikmyndin US virka\u00f0i \u00e1g\u00e6tlega. F\u00edn hrollvekja. Svol\u00edti\u00f0 einsog \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri b\u00fai\u00f0 fullmiki\u00f0 b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 t\u00falka merkingu hennar ofan \u00ed \u00e1horfendur \u2013 t\u00e1knsagan a\u00f0eins of auglj\u00f3s, \u00e9g hef\u00f0i vilja\u00f0 vinna meira af vinnunni sj\u00e1lfur og a\u00f0 merkingin v\u00e6ri svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3lj\u00f3sari. Merking myndl\u00edkingarinnar er annars sirka: Byltingin er a\u00f0 koma og r\u00edkt forr\u00e9ttindaf\u00f3lk ver\u00f0ur skori\u00f0 milli eyrnanna og heimurinn ferst og sennilega er byltingarf\u00f3lki\u00f0 sk\u00edtugt og lj\u00f3tt og vont og h\u00e6ttulegt (einsog raunar l\u00edka \u00ed T\u00edmakistunni, sem vi\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin erum a\u00f0 lesa \u2013 b\u00e6\u00f0i verk sem vir\u00f0ast h\u00e1lfvegis me\u00f0 byltingunni \u00ed li\u00f0i en sj\u00e1 hana l\u00edka sem stj\u00f3rnlaust ey\u00f0ileggingarafl). \u00deetta birtist okkur sem zomb\u00edsaga me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed tvisti a\u00f0 zomb\u00edarnir eru doppelgangerar. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt h\u00fan v\u00e6ri meira art\u00ed. Var \u00ed \u00feannig stellingum. Anna\u00f0 hvort meira Guillermo del Toro e\u00f0a Romero \u2013 en \u00feetta var meira bara svona Single White Female. G\u00e6ti algerlega or\u00f0i\u00f0 einhvers konar klass\u00edk en pr\u00f3d\u00faksj\u00f3nin er samt mj\u00f6g meinstr\u00edm og hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt vera voga\u00f0ri. *** G\u00edtarn\u00f6rd elska John Mayer. \u00deetta hefur m\u00e9r skilist \u00e1 poddk\u00f6stum og youtubemyndb\u00f6ndum. Hann er me\u00f0 besta s\u00e1ndi\u00f0, t\u00e6knilega flottastur, spilar og syngur af ofsalegri tilfinningu. Svo er hann l\u00edka mj\u00f6g s\u00e6tur. \u00c9g hef nokkrum sinnum reynt a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu s\u00e9ns en aldrei fatta\u00f0 neitt. \u00deegar Josh Scott (pedalah\u00f6nnu\u00f0ur; JHS) nefndi svo \u00e1 youtubinu s\u00ednu a\u00f0 Continuum me\u00f0 John Mayer, fr\u00e1 2006, hef\u00f0i breytt g\u00edtarheiminum \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu s\u00e9ns. \u00deetta er \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r f\u00ednasta popp. En sennilega ekkert fyrir mig. \u00dea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist ekki mega gefa \u00fat t\u00f3nlist nema ofpr\u00f3d\u00fasera hana svol\u00edti\u00f0 hressilega. Og \u00fe\u00f3tt g\u00edtarleikurinn s\u00e9 a\u00f0 s\u00f6nnu g\u00f3\u00f0ur fer bara frekar l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir honum \u2013 nema kannski \u00ed Bold as Love koverinu. \u00dea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r finnst skemmtilegt \u00ed g\u00edtarleik \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 sem kveikir \u00ed m\u00e9r \u2013 er stj\u00f3rnleysi\u00f0 og h\u00e1va\u00f0inn. \u00deegar skepnunni er hleypt \u00e1 skei\u00f0 og rei\u00f0ma\u00f0urinn gerir sitt besta til a\u00f0 halda aftur af henni \u2013 missa ekki sj\u00f3nar \u00e1 b\u00edtinu og reyna svona sirkab\u00e1t, en ekki alveg, a\u00f0 halda sig innan hins mel\u00f3d\u00edska sl\u00f3\u00f0a. \u00deetta gera Charley Patton og Son House, \u00feetta gera Hendrix og Stevie Ray, \u00feetta gera Django og Wes \u2013 meira a\u00f0 segja Steve Vai og Eddie Van Halen gera \u00feetta. John Mayer reynir aldrei \u00e1 \u00feolm\u00f6rk \u00feessa nornak\u00fastar, hvorki \u00ed lagasm\u00ed\u00f0um n\u00e9 spilamennsku, heldur er hann svol\u00edti\u00f0 einsog \u2026 h\u00e9rna \u2026 sko. \u00deegar \u00e9g var barn og unglingur l\u00e9k \u00e9g oft t\u00f6lvuleiki. Einhvern t\u00edma uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0i \u00e9g s\u00ed\u00f0an svok\u00f6llu\u00f0 cheat. Ef ma\u00f0ur h\u00e9lt ni\u00f0ri fimm \u00f3l\u00edkum t\u00f6kkum \u00ed 10 sek\u00fandur og \u00fdtti svo \u00e1 tvo a\u00f0ra f\u00e9kk ma\u00f0ur endalaus l\u00edf og var\u00f0 \u00f3drepandi og gat va\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed gegnum \u00f6ll bor\u00f0in. John Mayer er svol\u00edti\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is. R\u00edfur \u00ed sig t\u00f6lvuleikinn einsog alger meistari \u2013 \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vera meistari, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 taka nokkra \u00e1h\u00e6ttu. \u00deetta er einsog lei\u00f0inlegustu hli\u00f0ar Claptons, nema lei\u00f0inlegra. Wonderful Tonight \u00e1 f\u00ednna k\u00f3ka\u00edni. *** \u00c9g horf\u00f0i \u00e1 Antman. H\u00fan var held \u00e9g f\u00edn. Mest til a\u00f0 drepa t\u00edmann \u00ed flugv\u00e9l. Minnir a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hafi \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan \u00e1g\u00e6t. *** \u00c9g horf\u00f0i l\u00edka \u00e1 Captain Marvel. \u00c9g man a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst h\u00fan betri en Antman. En um hva\u00f0 var h\u00fan aftur? Einmitt j\u00e1, h\u00fan h\u00e9lt h\u00fan v\u00e6ri geimvera en var mannvera (spoiler alert, sorr\u00ed). \u00c6tli m\u00e9r hafi ekki \u00fe\u00f3tt leikkonan g\u00f3\u00f0 l\u00edka, \u00e9g held \u00fea\u00f0. S\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e6\u00f0irnir \u00ed \u00feessum myndum renna svol\u00edti\u00f0 saman fyrir m\u00e9r. En \u00e9g f\u00edla \u00fe\u00e6r samt. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki allt a\u00f0 vera eftirminnilegt og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki eini m\u00e6likvar\u00f0inn \u00e1 g\u00e6\u00f0i. *** Sideways. Gamall klass\u00edker. L\u00edka \u00ed flugv\u00e9l. Ekki n\u00f3gu woke, held \u00e9g, sennilega myndi \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3lki finnast h\u00fan fullmiki\u00f0 normal\u00edsera eitthva\u00f0 tox\u00edskt. H\u00fan fjallar um tvo misheppna\u00f0a n\u00e1unga. Annar \u00e1 b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 leyfa f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 elska sig af \u00fev\u00ed hann hatar sig sj\u00e1lfur svo miki\u00f0 og hinn \u00e1 b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 elska a\u00f0ra, sennilega af \u00fev\u00ed hann er of sj\u00e1lfselskur. \u00deeir fara \u00ed fer\u00f0alag um v\u00ednekrur Kaliforn\u00edu til a\u00f0 velja v\u00edn \u00ed br\u00fa\u00f0kaup \u00feess sj\u00e1lfselska \u2013 sem hefur einnig hugsa\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessum lokametrum fyrir hnappheldu, og koma hinum vonlausa vini s\u00ednum upp \u00e1 kvenmann. B\u00e6\u00f0i tekst \u00ed sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r en hefur alls konar neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar aflei\u00f0ingar. \u00deegar myndin var ger\u00f0 haf\u00f0i enginn vit \u00e1 v\u00edni. A\u00f0 hafa vit \u00e1 v\u00edni \u2013 e\u00f0a bj\u00f3r e\u00f0a \u00f3l\u00edfum e\u00f0a s\u00fardeigsbrau\u00f0i e\u00f0a \u00f6llu hinu \u2013 var eitthva\u00f0 sem ofl\u00e1tungar h\u00f6f\u00f0u. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti mj\u00f6g fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heyra \u00feessi merkikerti r\u00edfast um merlot. \u00deetta hefur breyst mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0. N\u00fa hafa allir sko\u00f0un \u00e1 merlot \u2013 e\u00f0a, flestir eru komnir \u00ed n\u00e1tt\u00faruv\u00edn, held \u00e9g. Eru \u00feau l\u00edka merlot? \u00c9g er svo mikill ofl\u00e1tungar a\u00f0 \u00e9g er yfir \u00feetta hafin \u2013 grobba mig beinl\u00ednis af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kaupa bara v\u00ednfl\u00f6skur \u00fat fr\u00e1 ver\u00f0inu (\u00e9g er svona 2.500-3.000 kr\u00f3na fl\u00f6sku ma\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00edkinu \u2013 fer h\u00e6rra \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni og geymi \u00fe\u00e6r fl\u00f6skur fyrir s\u00e9rst\u00f6k tilefni). \u00cd alv\u00f6ru er \u00feetta samt bara af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef ekki t\u00edma til a\u00f0 vita allt og \u00fea\u00f0 eru of m\u00f6rg v\u00edn \u00ed r\u00edkinu. *** Once upon a time in Hollywood. N\u00fa er h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i ofsalega margor\u00f0ur en \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 standast \u00fea\u00f0. \u00deetta er besta mynd Quentins Tarantino fr\u00e1 Pulp Fiction \u2013 e\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 minnsta Kill Bill \u2013 og hugsanlega s\u00fa sem h\u00f6f\u00f0a\u00f0i mest til m\u00edn. \u00c9g er or\u00f0inn rosalega \u00fereyttur \u00e1 s\u00f6gum sem draga mig \u00e1fram \u00e1 plottpunktum og vendingum \u2013 \u00feessu netflix-heilkenni, keppninni um athygli okkar, \u00feetta horf\u00f0u \u00e1 mig horf\u00f0u \u00e1 mig horf\u00f0u \u00e1 mig \u2013 og var eiginlega bara mj\u00f6g \u00feakkl\u00e1tur fyrir a\u00f0 f\u00e1 svona s\u00f6gu \u00fear eru engir eiginlegir plottpunktar fyrren \u00ed lokin. Fyrstu tveir og h\u00e1lfi t\u00edminn eru bara einsog lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00far kvikmyndaminnum og fegur\u00f0arbl\u00e6ti \u2013 svo kemur ofsalegt \u00feriggja m\u00edn\u00fatna ka\u00fearsis. Kn\u00fas og k\u00f3med\u00ed \u00ed lokin. \u00c9g lenti \u00ed stuttri rimmu um myndina \u00e1 Facebook \u2013 vi\u00f0 Gunnar Sm\u00e1ra. Hann t\u00f3k woke-afst\u00f6\u00f0una og las \u00ed \u00feetta kvenhatur, barnaskap og h\u00e6grimennsku \u2013 kva\u00f0 meira a\u00f0 segja upp Reagan og sag\u00f0i myndina andsn\u00fana hippum. Gekk meira a\u00f0 segja svo langt a\u00f0 segjast ekki vita \u201ehvers kyns f\u00f3lk Manson og hans li\u00f0 var\u201c \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri kannski bara b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 dem\u00f3n\u00edsera \u00feau svona. Sm\u00e1ri er yfirleitt mj\u00f6g l\u00e6s \u00e1 st\u00f3rs\u00f6guna, \u00fe\u00f3tt hann eigi til a\u00f0 missa sj\u00f3nar \u00e1 d\u00edteilum og mikilv\u00e6gum undantekningum, en eitthva\u00f0 held \u00e9g hann hafi misst \u00far nokkra kafla \u00ed menningars\u00f6gunni \u00feegar hann er farinn a\u00f0 lesa Reaganisma \u00fat \u00far h\u00f6fundarverki Quentin Tarantino og einfalda hippa \u00far Manson og kompan\u00ed. Nema bara ver\u00f6ldin s\u00e9 \u00f6ll komin \u00e1 hvolf. Annars er \u00fea\u00f0 vel a\u00f0 merkja alveg satt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fdmislegt misfagurt \u00ed myndinni og sj\u00f3narhorni\u00f0 og karakterarnir eru ekki endilega neitt \u00e6\u00f0islega r\u00e9ttl\u00e1t \u2013 \u00feetta er mynd um misheppna\u00f0 en fallegt f\u00f3lk og sj\u00f3narhorni\u00f0 er \u00e1 t\u00edma sem voru misheppna\u00f0ir en fallegir. Einsog allt f\u00f3lk og allir t\u00edmar eru misheppnu\u00f0 og falleg strax og ma\u00f0ur st\u00edgur upp \u00far eigin skinhelgi og s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed perspekt\u00edfi. \u00deetta l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g af hippanum Allen Ginsberg (raunar m\u00e6tti segja a\u00f0 Howl\/\u00ddlfur Ginsbergs s\u00e9 svipa\u00f0 byggt og af \u00e1l\u00edka fetisjisma fyrir eigin s\u00f6gu \u2013 \u00ddlfur fjallar l\u00edka um galla\u00f0 og lj\u00f3tt f\u00f3lk sem er fallegt og heilagt). \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e1 reyndar lesa eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00f6guna um samt\u00edmann \u2013 \u00e9g segi \u00fea\u00f0 alls ekki \u2013 og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki allt einhver d\u00fdr\u00f0ars\u00f6ngur um (m\u00f3ralska) vinstrimenn. \u00c9g held \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki tilviljun a\u00f0 woke-drottningin Lena Dunham er l\u00e1tin tilheyra Mansongenginu. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki tilviljun a\u00f0 \u00feau halda r\u00e6\u00f0ur um skemmtanabransann \u2013 sem hafi gert \u00feau a\u00f0 mor\u00f0ingjum, spillt \u00feeim. M\u00f3ralska krafan sem hangir yfir Hollywood \u2013 sem er \u00e1samt t\u00f6lvuleikjah\u00f6nnu\u00f0um og t\u00f3nlistarm\u00f6nnum kennt um a\u00f0 b\u00faa til si\u00f0leysingja, mor\u00f0ingja, sj\u00e1lfsmor\u00f0ingja, aumingja, \u00farhr\u00f6k og svo framvegis \u2013 er \u00fer\u00fagandi og Tarantino hefur \u00e1byggilega fengi\u00f0 ka\u00fearsis \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sl\u00e1tra henni bara svona metafor\u00edskt. Og \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 alveg halda \u00fev\u00ed til haga a\u00f0 \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00e1 allra s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rum kom \u00feessi si\u00f0semiskrafa ekki s\u00edst fr\u00e1 h\u00e6gri \u2013 og a.m.k. ekki vestr\u00e6na vinstrinu \u2013 og n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 h\u00e1punkti s\u00ednum hj\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0urnefndum Reagan og hans \u00e1g\u00e6tu fr\u00fa, Nancy. \u00a0J\u00fa og Tipper Gore l\u00edka \u2013 ef vi\u00f0 viljum kalla hana \u201evinstri\u201c \u00fe\u00e1 er vinstri\u00f0 ekki alveg saklaust af \u00feessu heldur. *** Continuum gengur h\u00e9r \u00ed bakgrunninum. \u00deetta er n\u00fa soldi\u00f0 n\u00e6s \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feetta s\u00e9 gelt. Svo \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 sagt. \u00c9g er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00e1 r\u00e9tta aldrinum fyrir adult contemporary (sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i annars dellu fyrir \u00feegar \u00e9g r\u00e9tt skri\u00f0inn yfir tv\u00edtugt). Hann m\u00e6tti n\u00fa samt syngja af a\u00f0eins minni tilfinningu stundum, hann John. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 n\u00e1 neinum toppum ef ma\u00f0ur byrjar alltaf \u00ed botni. En hann getur l\u00edklega ekkert gert a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera svona rosalega tilfinningasamur ma\u00f0urinn. *** \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 Bossa Nova t\u00f3nleika \u00ed Edinborg. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edka eins gott \u2013 missti af Sal\u00f3me Katr\u00ednu \u00e1 Tj\u00f6ruh\u00fasinu og mun missa af austurr\u00edsku sveitinni Fr\u00e4ulein Hona \u00e1 H\u00fasinu \u00e1 laugardag (erum a\u00f0 fara \u00ed Flatey me\u00f0 gjafakort til a\u00f0 fagna 12 \u00e1ra br\u00fa\u00f0kaupsafm\u00e6li). Ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i misst af \u00f6llum \u00feremur hef\u00f0i \u00e9g or\u00f0i\u00f0 mj\u00f6g lei\u00f0ur. Ife Tolentino og \u00d3skar Gu\u00f0j\u00f3nsson l\u00e9ku a\u00f0allega l\u00f6g eftir \u2013 e\u00f0a \u00ed \u00fatsetningu \u2013 Joao Gilberto. \u00deetta var b\u00e6\u00f0i skemmtilegt og fr\u00f3\u00f0legt. Bossa Nova er \u00ed grunninn samba-taktar spila\u00f0ir \u00e1 klass\u00edskan g\u00edtar \u2013 endurframlei\u00f0sla \u00e1 n\u00edstandi toppum \u00e1sl\u00e1ttarhlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6ra \u00e1 hlj\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e6ri sem hefur enga toppa, er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega kompressa\u00f0, lj\u00faft og tami\u00f0. Hitinn og \u00feunginn hv\u00edldi \u00e1 Ife \u00e1 g\u00edtarnum allan t\u00edmann \u2013 hann s\u00f6ng l\u00edka, \u00ed \u00feessum s\u00e9rstaka s\u00f6ngst\u00edl sem \u00e1 uppruna sinn \u00ed einhverju h\u00e9ra\u00f0i \u00ed Brasil\u00edu sem \u00e9g man ekki hva\u00f0 heitir, og var tekinn upp \u00ed Bossa Nova (sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir bara \u201en\u00fdbylgja\u201c, vel a\u00f0 merkja). \u00d3skar leikur s\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feessu \u2013 a\u00f0 v\u00edsu var hann stundum a\u00f0eins of miki\u00f0 \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfst\u00fdringu, en \u00fea\u00f0 er helv\u00edti miki\u00f0 \u00e1 spunas\u00f3l\u00f3ista lagt a\u00f0 halda 100% einbeitingu allan t\u00edmann. Meira a\u00f0 segja Hendrix datt \u00f6\u00f0ru hverju \u00far z\u00f3ninu. \u00c9g tala n\u00fa ekki um \u00feegar menn eru hangandi \u00ed b\u00edl allan daginn milli gigga og spila \u00e1 hverju kv\u00f6ldi. Hann \u00e1tti l\u00edka geggja\u00f0a spretti og var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00d3skar Gu\u00f0j\u00f3nsson alla t\u00f3nleikana, og \u00fea\u00f0 leika ekki margir eftir, og \u00e9g er ekki a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00feetta hafi ekki veri\u00f0 fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt! *** \u00c9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 podcast-vi\u00f0tal vi\u00f0 Vanessu Place, lj\u00f3\u00f0sk\u00e1ld sem skrifa\u00f0i b\u00f3k sem er \u00ed grunninn ekkert anna\u00f0 en s\u00e6gur af nau\u00f0gunarbr\u00f6ndurum a\u00f0allega fr\u00e1 sj\u00f3narh\u00f3li gerenda. Einsog \u00fei\u00f0 geti\u00f0 kannski \u00edmynda\u00f0 ykkur t\u00f3k samt\u00edminn b\u00f3kinni ekki alveg fagnandi og h\u00fan var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 afbo\u00f0u\u00f0 og f\u00e6r sjaldan bo\u00f0 um upplestra e\u00f0a anna\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00f3kmenntakre\u00f0sunum \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum. H\u00fan var a\u00f0 v\u00edsu alltaf umdeild og var a.m.k. b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e1lfafbo\u00f0a hana fyrir a\u00f0 t\u00edsta allri Gone with the Wind, or\u00f0r\u00e9tt, \u00e1 twitter. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tti mj\u00f6g lj\u00f3t endurvinnsla \u00e1 ras\u00edskri b\u00f3k en vakti a\u00f0allega athygli og \u00falf\u00fa\u00f0 sem h\u00e1lfger\u00f0 framhaldsathygli og framhalds\u00falf\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3ve\u00f0rinu \u00feegar Kenneth Goldsmith \u2013 postuli \u201euncreative writing\u201c og fundinna texta \u2013 las upp krufningarsk\u00fdrslu Michael Browns \u00e1 upp\u00e1komu \u00ed Bandar\u00edkjunum fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum. \u00de\u00e1 var Vanessa afbo\u00f0u\u00f0 eiginlega bara af \u00fev\u00ed f\u00f3lki\u00f0 var hvort e\u00f0 er me\u00f0 kv\u00edslarnar \u00e1 lofti og h\u00fan \u00fev\u00e6ldist fyrir \u00feeim \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim. Rape Jokes hefur veri\u00f0 \u00ed Amazonk\u00f6rfunni minni um nokkra hr\u00ed\u00f0 en \u00e9g hef ekki keypt hana enn \u2013 en hef heyrt Vanessu lesa n\u00e6stum alla b\u00f3kina \u00e1 netinu. \u00deetta er fyndi\u00f0 og alls ekki fyndi\u00f0 og hrikalegt og allt \u00ed senn. Merkingarl\u00edti\u00f0 sem stakir brandarar en n\u00e6r einhverjum skri\u00f0\u00feunga svona hver \u00e1 f\u00e6tur \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00ed deadpan flutningi innanum f\u00f3lk sem veit ekkert hvernig \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0. Annars er h\u00fan l\u00edka umdeild fyrir fr\u00e6\u00f0ist\u00f6rf s\u00edn. H\u00fan er l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur og raunar l\u00f6gma\u00f0ur \u2013 ver verstu sk\u00edtsey\u00f0in, f\u00f3lk sem er saka\u00f0 um n\u00e6r \u00f3l\u00fdsanlega lj\u00f3ta gl\u00e6pi \u2013 og hefur skrifa\u00f0 b\u00f3k \u00feeim og s\u00e9r til varnar. \u00de\u00e1 b\u00f3k hef \u00e9g lesi\u00f0 og man kannski helst eftir \u00fev\u00ed sem h\u00fan skrifa\u00f0i um DNA-ranns\u00f3knir \u00ed gl\u00e6pam\u00e1lum og oftr\u00fa okkar \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 annars \u00e1g\u00e6tu t\u00e6kni. J\u00fa og almennt um takmarkanir laganna og hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 eigum erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta okkur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00f6gin skuli ekki leysa \u00f6ll vandam\u00e1l, a\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ti\u00f0 s\u00e9 hreinlega ekki alltaf \u00ed bo\u00f0i. M\u00e9r var reyndar bent \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00feetta vi\u00f0tal v\u00e6ri hr\u00e6\u00f0ilega pr\u00f3d\u00fasera\u00f0. \u00deetta er s\u00edmavi\u00f0tal \u00e1 einhverju heimapoddkasti og gaurinn sem tekur \u00fea\u00f0 er me\u00f0 meira agenda en Vanessa, sem er k\u00fal. Annars er svo miki\u00f0 af lj\u00f3\u00f0apoddk\u00f6stunum sem \u00e9g hef hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 svo brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega lo-fi \u2013 bara eitthva\u00f0 f\u00f3lk me\u00f0 iphone \u00e1 milli s\u00edn \u00ed klukkut\u00edma \u2013 a\u00f0 \u00e9g tek ekki eftir svona lengur. *** Vi\u00f0 Aino l\u00e1sum Hvernig \u00e1 a\u00f0 passa afa eftir Jean Reagan. H\u00fan fjallar um str\u00e1k sem passar afa sinn me\u00f0an foreldrar hans fara \u00fat. Er eins konar lei\u00f0arv\u00edsir. Textinn er skr\u00edtinn, \u00e9g \u00e1tta mig ekki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvort b\u00f3kin er illa \u00fe\u00fddd e\u00f0a bara illa skrifu\u00f0, en \u00feetta er ruglingslegt. Aino finnst h\u00fan samt skemmtileg. Verksmi\u00f0julegar teikningar. Vi\u00f0 l\u00e1sum l\u00edka \u00dea\u00f0 er t\u00edgrisd\u00fdr \u00ed gar\u00f0inum eftir Lizzy Stewart. H\u00fan er n\u00fa ekki illa \u00fe\u00fddd! Enda amma Ainoar Magneu og h\u00e1lfnafna, Herd\u00eds Magnea, sem \u00fe\u00fdddi og h\u00fan kastar sko ekki til hendinni. B\u00f3kin fjallar um stelpu sem lei\u00f0ist heima hj\u00e1 \u00f6mmu sinni (sem er held \u00e9g undarlegur og \u00f3kunnur veruleiki fyrir Aino og \u00f6mmu hennar) og er send \u00fat \u00ed gar\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeirri forsendu a\u00f0 \u00fear s\u00e9 t\u00edgrisd\u00fdr, \u00edsbj\u00f6rn og \u00fdmislegt fleira \u00e6vint\u00fdralegt. Stelpan er vantr\u00fau\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feetta en fer samt og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 stendur \u00feetta allt heima. Mj\u00f6g skemmtileg b\u00f3k og fallegar teikningar. *** \u00dea\u00f0 er kannski ekki beinl\u00ednis menningarvi\u00f0bur\u00f0ur en \u00e9g gekk \u00ed fangi\u00f0 \u00e1 einu upp\u00e1halds lj\u00f3\u00f0sk\u00e1ldinu m\u00ednu \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum, hinum su\u00f0ur-k\u00f3reska Ko Un. \u00dea\u00f0 var eiginlega alveg f\u00e1r\u00e1nlegt. Ko Un var einn allra l\u00edklegasti kand\u00eddatinn til \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00f3belsver\u00f0laun \u00fear til hann lenti \u00ed einhverjum \u00e1reitniskandal sem \u00e9g kann ekki miki\u00f0 um \u2013 en held hafi veri\u00f0 m\u00edn\u00edmal \u2013 og svo \u00feegar akadem\u00edan lenti sj\u00e1lf \u00ed ep\u00edskum \u00e1reitnisskandal \u2013 fremur max\u00edmal \u2013 \u00fe\u00e1 d\u00f3 s\u00fa von held \u00e9g alveg. Ko Un er samt alltaf og ver\u00f0ur eitt allra besta sk\u00e1ld samt\u00edmans \u2013 \u00e9g held a\u00f0 enginn tali jafn sterkt til m\u00edn. Og svo bara birtist hann h\u00e9rna \u2013 einsog hver annar Alexander Skarsg\u00e5rd (sem Andri Sn\u00e6r dr\u00f3 mig einu sinni \u00fat \u00ed bj\u00f3r me\u00f0 \u00e1 Tj\u00f6ruh\u00fasinu). \u00c9g var lasinn heima og f\u00e9kk skilabo\u00f0 fr\u00e1 kunningja m\u00ednum \u00e1 Flateyri, Ey\u00fe\u00f3ri J\u00f3vinssyni, sem sag\u00f0i Ko Un hafa ramba\u00f0 inn \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0ina s\u00edna. \u00cd svona fimm m\u00edn\u00fatur sat \u00e9g bara og velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0. Hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri of gamall til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta einsog \u00e9g v\u00e6ri fimmt\u00e1n \u00e1ra, \u00e1ri\u00f0 v\u00e6ri 1965 og Ko Un v\u00e6ri John Lennon. \u00c1tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u00e1ritunarvei\u00f0ar? Var \u00e9g of k\u00fal fyrir \u00fea\u00f0? Var kannski ekkert l\u00fa\u00f0alegra en a\u00f0 vera of k\u00fal fyrir \u00e1ritunarvei\u00f0ar \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur veit af \u00e1tr\u00fana\u00f0argo\u00f0i \u00e1 n\u00e6stu sl\u00f3\u00f0um? \u00c1 endanum \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki minna gert en fari\u00f0 \u00far h\u00fasi og n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00e6kurnar m\u00ednar ef \u00e9g skyldi f\u00e1 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja um \u00e1ritun. \u00c9g hj\u00f3la\u00f0i ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 kont\u00f3r, n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6r upp \u00ed hillu og \u00feegar \u00e9g kom \u00fat aftur var Ko Un og fj\u00f6lskylda hans fyrsta f\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem \u00e9g s\u00e1. Hann t\u00f3k m\u00e9r vel og \u00e1rita\u00f0i b\u00e6kurnar og \u00feau s\u00f6g\u00f0u m\u00e9r a\u00f0eins af fer\u00f0um s\u00ednum og a\u00f0 \u00feau v\u00e6ru a\u00f0 vonast til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i einhver vi\u00f0bur\u00f0ur \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk \u00feann 23. \u00e1g\u00fast en stranda\u00f0i \u00e1 einhverju, sem \u00e9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig ekki \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera. Svo \u00feakka\u00f0i \u00e9g bara fyrir mig af \u00f6llum innileik og l\u00e9t mig hverfa. \u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur gr\u00e6\u00f0i neitt \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynnast \u00e1tr\u00fana\u00f0argo\u00f0um s\u00ednum \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 er kannski bara til a\u00f0 gera \u00fat af vi\u00f0 galdurinn. Hluti af m\u00e9r er svo au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i bara \u00e1tt a\u00f0 elta hann \u00fat \u00e1 enda veraldar, sitja vi\u00f0 f\u00f3tsk\u00f6r hans og nema eil\u00edf\u00f0arv\u00edsindin. En \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur ekki sleppt og haldi\u00f0 og sennilega hef\u00f0i fj\u00f6lskyldunni hans bara \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegt. *** G\u00edtarleikari vikunnar er John Mayer. \u00c9g reyndi a\u00f0 finna eitthva\u00f0 live og svol\u00edti\u00f0 hr\u00e1tt en hann ver\u00f0ur bara ekkert hr\u00e1rri en \u00feetta. Samt mj\u00f6g g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u2013 og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt lag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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