Highway to Hell, Back in Black og For Those About to Rock eru allt mj\u00f6g grand pl\u00f6tur me\u00f0 st\u00f3ru s\u00e1ndi og miklu flugeldum. E\u00f0a r\u00e9ttara sagt miklum fallbyssuskotum og \u00feungb\u00e6rum bj\u00f6lluhlj\u00f3mi. \u00deetta eru \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ferj\u00e1r pl\u00f6tur sem Mutt Lange pr\u00f3d\u00fasera\u00f0i og eftir \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ferj\u00e1r voru AC\/DC komnir me\u00f0 n\u00f3g. \u00de\u00e1 langa\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 d\u00fatla s\u00e9r \u00ed st\u00fad\u00ed\u00f3i m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman. \u00de\u00e1 langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 beisik. Og pr\u00f3d\u00faseru\u00f0u Flick of the Switch \u00fev\u00ed sj\u00e1lfir. \u00deegar \u00e9g var \u00ed menntask\u00f3la keypti Teddi vinur minn s\u00e9r Camaro Trans Am (lei\u00f0r\u00e9tt). \u00cdsfirskir unglingar \u00e1ttu (margir, ekki allir) alltaf f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega mikla peninga \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00e6g vinna, vi\u00f0 bjuggum hj\u00e1 foreldrum okkar, og Teddi var alltof reglusamur til a\u00f0 drekka \u00fe\u00e1 alla einsog vi\u00f0 hinir (\u00e9g \u00e1tti bara Mitsubishi Colt). CamaroTransAminn drakk samt d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 miki\u00f0 af peningunum hans. Nema hva\u00f0 \u2013 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur f\u00f3r \u00e1 r\u00fantinn me\u00f0 Tedda \u00feurfti ma\u00f0ur alltaf a\u00f0 sitja kyrr \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u00ed svona t\u00edu m\u00edn\u00fatur eftir a\u00f0 hann starta\u00f0i honum og \u00e1\u00f0ur en ma\u00f0ur keyr\u00f0i af sta\u00f0. Annars drap hann bara \u00e1 s\u00e9r. \u00deetta var rosalegt tryllit\u00e6ki og \u00fea\u00f0 var alveg svol\u00edti\u00f0 kikk a\u00f0 sitja bara \u00ed honum, finna allan \u00feennan kraft streyma \u00ed gegnum sig og keyra svo varlega af sta\u00f0 \u00feegar b\u00edllinn var tilb\u00fainn. \u00deetta lag er svol\u00edti\u00f0 einsog a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 r\u00fantinn me\u00f0 Tedda sumari\u00f0 1997. No bullshit, en samt einhvern veginn svo miki\u00f0 bullshit. Og \u00e9g meina \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g vel. Sumari\u00f0 1995 f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 Mitsubishi Coltinum m\u00ednum upp \u00e1 Brei\u00f0adalshei\u00f0i (\u00feessa sem er yfir Vestfjar\u00f0ag\u00f6ngunum). \u00dear var malarvegur og frekar skuggalegur \u00e1 k\u00f6flum en efst \u00e1 \u00feessum h\u00e6sta fjallvegi landsins var l\u00edka langur beinn spotti. \u00dear keyr\u00f0um vi\u00f0 Skarpi vinur minn einu sinni \u2013 e\u00f0a \u00e9g keyr\u00f0i, \u00e9g get ekki kennt neinum um nema sj\u00e1lfum m\u00e9r \u2013 og \u00e9g kreisti dolluna upp \u00ed 140 k\u00edl\u00f3metra hra\u00f0a \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g missti stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 b\u00edlnum \u00e1 m\u00f6linni, svo hann flaut bara stj\u00f3rnlaust \u00e1fram \u00fat \u00ed eil\u00edf\u00f0ina. \u00c9g vissi betur en a\u00f0 nau\u00f0hemla og ba\u00f0 bara b\u00e6nirnar upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00e6rum ekki \u00fat af. Sem vi\u00f0 ger\u00f0um ekki (\u00e9g \u00e1tti eftir a\u00f0 fara \u00fat af \u00e1 \u00feessari hei\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ar sama sumar, en \u00fea\u00f0 var bara \u00e1 40). Landslide er doldi\u00f0 einsog a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 r\u00fantinn yfir Brei\u00f0adalshei\u00f0ina me\u00f0 Skarpa. Veturinn 2004 gaf \u00e9g \u00fat fyrstu sk\u00e1lds\u00f6guna m\u00edna og keypti m\u00e9r b\u00edl fyrir fyrirframgrei\u00f0sluna. Vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g er ekki Camilla L\u00e4ckberg var fyrirframgrei\u00f0slan m\u00edn bara r\u00e9tt svo temmileg og dug\u00f0i fyrir 1989 m\u00f3deli af Nissan Pulsar, sem ger\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00feann grei\u00f0a reglulega a\u00f0 bila, a\u00f0allega \u00feegar \u00e9g keyr\u00f0i \u00ed gegnum H\u00f3lmav\u00edk \u2013 sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i ansi oft. \u00c9g enda\u00f0i sennilega \u00e1 a\u00f0 gefa \u00f6llum bifv\u00e9lavirkjum \u00ed H\u00f3lmav\u00edk eintak af Hugsj\u00f3nadruslunni fyrir a\u00f0sto\u00f0ina \u2013 sem var alla jafna mj\u00f6g lipur og \u00f3d\u00fdr. En einu sinni komst \u00e9g \u00ed gegnum H\u00f3lmav\u00edk og upp \u00e1 Steingr\u00edmsfjar\u00f0arhei\u00f0ina \u2013 sem gegnir hlutverki erki\u00f3vinar \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu \u00ed dag, en \u00e9g haf\u00f0i enn ekki lent neitt s\u00e9rstaklega illa \u00ed henni \u00fe\u00e1. \u00c9g slapp l\u00edka yfir hana \u00ferautalaust \u00ed \u00feetta sinn, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri snj\u00f3\u00feungt. \u00cd \u00cdsafjar\u00f0ardj\u00fapi var hins vegar flugh\u00e1lt \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 var hnaus\u00feykkt skautasvell yfir \u00f6llu og svo sn\u00f6gghl\u00fdna\u00f0i og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 rigna. \u00c9g keyr\u00f0i allt dj\u00fapi\u00f0 \u00ed fyrsta g\u00edr \u2013 f\u00f3r sennilega aldrei hra\u00f0ar en 20 km \u00e1 klukkustund. \u00c1 einum t\u00edmapunkti \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara \u00fat a\u00f0 pissa en \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g gat ekki st\u00f6\u00f0va\u00f0 b\u00edlinn \u2013 ef \u00e9g st\u00f6\u00f0va\u00f0i hann \u00fe\u00e1 rann hann bara \u00ed burtu, hvort sem var \u00e1 jafnsl\u00e9ttu e\u00f0a annars sta\u00f0ar. Og \u00fe\u00e1 ekkert a\u00f0 gera nema bara a\u00f0 halda honum \u00e1 yfirvega\u00f0ri siglingu og vona a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur k\u00e6mist \u00feetta \u00e1 \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0inni. \u00dea\u00f0 skall svo \u00e1 vetrarn\u00f3tt \u2013 \u00feetta var \u00ed desember og \u00e9g var a\u00f0 koma \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 t\u00fara landi\u00f0 sem upphitunaratri\u00f0i fyrir \u00d6dda Mugison \u2013 og tungli\u00f0 l\u00fdsti upp dj\u00fapi\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 var enga a\u00f0ra b\u00edla a\u00f0 sj\u00e1. Deep in the Hole er svol\u00edti\u00f0 svona, einsog a\u00f0 r\u00fanta einn um dj\u00fapi\u00f0 \u00e1 20 km hra\u00f0a undir tunglinu og n\u00f3ttinni. Einu sinni h\u00fakka\u00f0i \u00e9g m\u00e9r far \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fdskri bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0. E\u00f0a \u2013 \u00e9g h\u00fakka\u00f0i m\u00e9r alls ekkert far. \u00c9g steig \u00fat \u00far b\u00edlfari \u2013 \u00fea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g f\u00ednn Benz og b\u00edlstj\u00f3rinn var a\u00f0 koma fr\u00e1 Amsterdam, \u00fat\u00fark\u00f3ka\u00f0ur og haf\u00f0i \u00e6pt \u00e1 mig yfir brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega h\u00e1tt stillta Lenny Kravitz rokki\u00f0 sitt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri alveg fr\u00e1b\u00e6rt d\u00f3p \u00ed Amsterdam aftur og aftur \u00ed tvo-\u00ferj\u00e1 t\u00edma. \u00deegar hann setti mig \u00far \u00e1 \u00feessari bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0, sem \u00e9g man ekkert hvar var \u2013 n\u00e1l\u00e6gt Hamborg allavega \u2013 stoppa\u00f0i mig Marokk\u00f3ma\u00f0ur sem sat \u00e1 gangst\u00e9ttinni me\u00f0 kaffibolla og sag\u00f0ist \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur me\u00f0 g\u00edtarinn minn, kassag\u00edtarinn H\u00e9\u00f0inn, e\u00f0a n\u00e1nar tilteki\u00f0 l\u00edmmi\u00f0a \u00e1 honum sem \u00e1 st\u00f3\u00f0 \u201eAlle Menschen sind Ausl\u00e4nder \u2013 fast \u00fcberall\u201c (allt f\u00f3lk er \u00fatlendingar, n\u00e6stum alls sta\u00f0ar) og spur\u00f0i hvort \u00e9g (og k\u00e6rastan m\u00edn) v\u00e6rum a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 fari. \u00c9g j\u00e1nka\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed og hann sag\u00f0ist mj\u00f6g \u00fereyttur \u2013 hef\u00f0i keyrt \u00ed meira en s\u00f3larhring \u2013 og spur\u00f0i hvort vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum nokku\u00f0 me\u00f0 b\u00edlpr\u00f3f. Sem vi\u00f0 vorum me\u00f0 (k\u00e6rastan meira a\u00f0 segja me\u00f0 meirapr\u00f3f). Hann sag\u00f0ist \u00e6tla a\u00f0 keyra a\u00f0eins lengra en svo v\u00e6ri gott ef vi\u00f0 g\u00e6tum teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 st\u00fdrinu. Hann var ekkert a\u00f0 gr\u00ednast me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00fereyttur \u2013 hann dotta\u00f0i vi\u00f0 st\u00fdri\u00f0 \u00e1 Mazdadruslunni sinni \u00e1 fimm m\u00edn\u00fatna fresti, hr\u00f6kk vi\u00f0 \u00e1 150 km hra\u00f0a og sl\u00f3 sig utan undir, teyg\u00f0i sig \u00ed kaffibollann, og alltaf spur\u00f0um vi\u00f0 hvort vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum ekki a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0, \u00feetta v\u00e6ri ekki n\u00f3gu gott, hann g\u00e6ti hv\u00edlt sig. Hann sag\u00f0i j\u00e1j\u00e1, j\u00e1j\u00e1, skiptum \u00e1 n\u00e6stu bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0 \u2013 og bruna\u00f0i svo framhj\u00e1 henni (kannski sofandi). Eftir nokkrar klukkustundir af \u00feessu \u00e1kva\u00f0 hann einfaldlega a\u00f0 stoppa og sofa \u00ed b\u00edlnum, enda komi\u00f0 kv\u00f6ld, og vi\u00f0 k\u00e6rastan f\u00f3rum inn \u00ed eitthva\u00f0 rj\u00f3\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 sofa sj\u00e1lf. Badlands er svol\u00edti\u00f0 einsog a\u00f0 keyra eftir Autobahn me\u00f0 syfju\u00f0um Marokk\u00f3manni \u2013 fur\u00f0u spennandi \u2013 og Brainshake er einsog a\u00f0 keyra eftir Autobahn me\u00f0 \u00fat\u00fark\u00f3ku\u00f0um \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0verja. #ACDC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Highway to Hell, Back in Black og For Those About to Rock eru allt mj\u00f6g grand pl\u00f6tur me\u00f0 st\u00f3ru s\u00e1ndi og miklu flugeldum. E\u00f0a r\u00e9ttara sagt miklum fallbyssuskotum og \u00feungb\u00e6rum bj\u00f6lluhlj\u00f3mi. \u00deetta eru \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ferj\u00e1r pl\u00f6tur sem Mutt Lange pr\u00f3d\u00fasera\u00f0i og eftir \u00fe\u00e6r \u00ferj\u00e1r voru AC\/DC komnir me\u00f0 n\u00f3g. \u00de\u00e1 langa\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 d\u00fatla s\u00e9r … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: id““:““6jctc““<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}