{"id":5899,"date":"2025-03-18T20:13:38","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T20:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=5899"},"modified":"2025-03-18T20:23:59","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T20:23:59","slug":"af-sprudlandi-fullnaegingarlysingum-og-smorrebrodsnautninni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=5899","title":{"rendered":"Af spr\u00fa\u00f0landi fulln\u00e6gingarl\u00fdsingum og sm\u00f8rrebr\u00f8dsnautninni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00deri\u00f0judagur. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ruv.is\/utvarp\/dagskra\/ras1\/2025-03-18\/5417318\">\u00c9g var \u00ed V\u00ed\u00f0sj\u00e1 \u00ed dag<\/a>. Vi\u00f0tali\u00f0 hefst \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 er svona h\u00e1lft\u00edmi li\u00f0inn af \u00fe\u00e6ttinum. \u00c9g hlusta mj\u00f6g sjaldan \u00e1 vi\u00f0t\u00f6l vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig en \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00feetta og \u00feetta var allt\u00edlagi \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt segja sjaldnar \u201eh\u00e9rna\u201c og \u201esko\u201c og \u201esem sagt\u201c og kannski tala a\u00f0eins h\u00e6gar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Annars hef \u00e9g teki\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert tala hratt \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 talar hratt. \u00dev\u00ed finnst \u00fea\u00f0 bara tala e\u00f0lilega. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cd morgun f\u00e9kk \u00e9g \u00feau skilabo\u00f0 a\u00f0 kontrabassinn minn v\u00e6ri kominn til Reykjav\u00edkur og f\u00e6ri af sta\u00f0 vestur \u00b4a morgun eftir uppsetningu. \u00c9g er rosalega peppa\u00f0ur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eFulln\u00e6gingarl\u00fdsingarnar \u00fe\u00f3ttu m\u00e9r v\u00e6gast sagt framandlegar\u201c. \u00deetta var fyrirs\u00f6gn \u00e1 b\u00f3kad\u00f3mi \u00ed Dagens Nyheter \u00ed morgun. \u201eJag k\u00e4nner mig djupt fr\u00e4mmande inf\u00f6r beskrivningarna av orgasmer.\u201c Um daginn var \u00f6nnur fyrirs\u00f6gn \u00ed sama bla\u00f0i: \u201eSkilna\u00f0arsk\u00e1ldsaga Helle Helle er jafn mikil nautn og sm\u00f8rrebr\u00f8d.\u201c Sennilega v\u00e6ri \u00fej\u00e1lla a\u00f0 segja \u201eA\u00f0 lesa skilna\u00f0arsk\u00e1lds\u00f6gu Helle Helle er jafn mikil nautn og a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a sm\u00f8rrebr\u00f8d\u201c en \u00e9g er bara ekki viss hvert gagnr\u00fdnandi var a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 \u00feessu og \u00feori ekki neinum t\u00falkunar\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingum. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 samt skemmtilegt enda er \u00e9g s\u00e9rstakur \u00e1hugama\u00f0ur um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig ma\u00f0ur tj\u00e1ir sig um nautnina a\u00f0 lesa \u2013\u00a0m\u00e9r finnst ekki endilega a\u00f0 gagnr\u00fdni eigi alltaf a\u00f0 vera anal\u00fdt\u00edsk fyrst og fremst, heldur megi h\u00fan l\u00edka bara l\u00fdsa lestrarupplifun tiltekins einstaklings. Og \u00feessi smurbrau\u00f0sl\u00fdsing segir eitthva\u00f0. Einsog \u00feetta me\u00f0 fulln\u00e6gingarl\u00fdsingarnar. \u00deetta er allavega skemmtilegra en konfektvi\u00f0l\u00edkingarnar og allt \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Annars t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u201espr\u00fa\u00f0landi\u201c var nota\u00f0 \u00ed augl\u00fdsingu fyrir Fimm lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 d\u00f6gunum. Reyndar var \u00fea\u00f0 nota\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa N\u00e1tt\u00farul\u00f6gm\u00e1lunum. \u201eFr\u00e1 h\u00f6fundi hinnar spr\u00fa\u00f0landi sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gu\u201c st\u00f3\u00f0, minnir mig. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00feetta or\u00f0 s\u00e9 eiginlega bara nota\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gum. <a href=\"https:\/\/truflun.net\/arngrimurv\/2006\/09\/06\/spru\u00f0landi\/\">Arngr\u00edmur V\u00eddal\u00edn skrifa\u00f0i a\u00f0eins um or\u00f0i\u00f0<\/a> fyrir n\u00e6rri 20 \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0an (\u00feegar hann var sennilega 13 \u00e1ra) og \u00e9g fann l\u00edka Facebook-umr\u00e6\u00f0u um \u00fea\u00f0 en allir st\u00f3\u00f0u svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 gati. Hins vegar \u00feykir m\u00e9r alveg lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 h\u00e9r s\u00e9 komin s\u00e6nska s\u00f6gnin \u201e<a href=\"https:\/\/svenska.se\/tre\/?sok=sprudla&amp;pz=8\">sprudla<\/a>\u201c \u2013&nbsp;sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 b\u00fabbla e\u00f0a tindra e\u00f0a i\u00f0a af l\u00edfi. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00de\u00f3rbergur hafi nota\u00f0 \u00feetta \u00ed lj\u00f3\u00f0i en \u00e9g hef P\u00e1l Baldvin gruna\u00f0an um a\u00f0 hafa komi\u00f0 \u00feessu \u00ed umfer\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00f3kad\u00f3mum. En \u00e9g finn l\u00edka eldri d\u00e6mi fr\u00e1 Soff\u00edu Au\u00f0i, sem hefur haldi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 \u00feetta \u00e1 t\u00edmabili \u2013 og elsta d\u00e6mi\u00f0 \u00far b\u00f3kad\u00f3mi er fr\u00e1 Dagn\u00fdju Kristj\u00e1ns 1980, sem fjallar um Hvunndagshetju Au\u00f0ar Haralds. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Framan af vir\u00f0ist \u00feetta l\u00edka hafa veri\u00f0 miki\u00f0 nota\u00f0 um leikh\u00fas en teki\u00f0 st\u00f6kk \u00ed notkun upp \u00far mi\u00f0jum fyrsta \u00e1ratug \u00feessarar aldar og \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0allega um b\u00f3kmenntir. Og kannski bara sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gur. Er lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00f3kum l\u00fdst sem spr\u00fa\u00f0landi? Eru pl\u00f6tur nokkurn t\u00edma spr\u00fa\u00f0landi? Sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6ttir?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c1 R\u00daV er vi\u00f0tal vi\u00f0 framkv\u00e6mdastj\u00f3ra kvikmynda\u00b4h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0arinnar Stockfish sem segir fj\u00f6lda kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1 \u00cdslandi \u201eumhugsunarefni\u201c. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00deessar h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir fylgja ekki beint frambo\u00f0i og eftirspurn. \u00deetta veltur meira \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hverjum dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 og framkv\u00e6mir \u00fea\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er hollt a\u00f0 taka st\u00f6\u00f0una og spyrja okkur hva\u00f0 \u00feurfum vi\u00f0 margar kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir og hverju eru \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3na?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 \u00e9g skil ekkert. Eiga kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir a\u00f0 fylgja frambo\u00f0i og eftirspurn? Eru \u00fea\u00f0 ekki Marvel-st\u00b4\u00fad\u00ed\u00f3in sem eiga a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0? Ef manni dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 halda kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 og kemur henni \u00ed framkv\u00e6md \u2013 er ma\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 valda einhverjum ska\u00f0a? Hef\u00f0i ma\u00f0ur betur sleppt \u00fev\u00ed? Hver \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u201etaka st\u00f6\u00f0una\u201c og \u00e1kve\u00f0a hversu margar kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir eru n\u00f3gu margar kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir og hversu margar of margar? Hver eru \u00feessi \u201evi\u00f0\u201c sem eiga a\u00f0 spyrja a\u00f0 \u00feessu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c1 \u00cdsafir\u00f0i er eitt b\u00ed\u00f3 og \u00fear eru tv\u00e6r kvikmyndah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir \u00e1 \u00e1ri. \u00c9g myndi alveg lifa \u00fea\u00f0 af \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00e6r v\u00e6ru fj\u00f3rar. Hugsanlega myndi \u00e9g meira a\u00f0 segja r\u00e1\u00f0a vi\u00f0 fimm. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00deri\u00f0judagur. \u00c9g var \u00ed V\u00ed\u00f0sj\u00e1 \u00ed dag. Vi\u00f0tali\u00f0 hefst \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 er svona h\u00e1lft\u00edmi li\u00f0inn af \u00fe\u00e6ttinum. \u00c9g hlusta mj\u00f6g sjaldan \u00e1 vi\u00f0t\u00f6l vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan mig en \u00e9g hlusta\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00feetta og \u00feetta var allt\u00edlagi \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hef\u00f0i m\u00e1tt segja sjaldnar \u201eh\u00e9rna\u201c og \u201esko\u201c og \u201esem sagt\u201c og kannski tala a\u00f0eins h\u00e6gar. 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