R\u00e1\u00f0herra vill a\u00f0 leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rar tali \u00edslensku. Er fyrirs\u00f6gn \u00ed einhverju bla\u00f0anna sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0an. M\u00e9r finnst svo sem \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem stundar \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00f6rf \u00e1 \u00cdslandi geri \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00edslensku, einsog \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0ur vi\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst ekkert \u00f3e\u00f0lilegt a\u00f0 ger\u00f0 s\u00e9 krafa um \u00fea\u00f0. En er ekki d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 skr\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja l\u00f6g um \u00fea\u00f0? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00feegar \u00e9g var \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk \u00feurfti \u00e9g sj\u00e1lfur a\u00f0 stimpla g\u00f6tuheiti\u00f0 inn \u00ed google maps leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rans af \u00fev\u00ed hann skildi ekki hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 segja \u2013\u00a0altso g\u00f6tuheiti\u00f0. Og rata\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekkert sj\u00e1lfur. M\u00e9r var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til sk\u00e1lds\u00f6gunnar The Book of Dave<\/em> eftir Will Self sem fjallar um leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3ra \u00ed London fyrir tilkomu gps-t\u00e6kja (a.m.k. \u00ed hverjum vasa). Og pr\u00f3fsins sem allir leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rar \u00feurftu a\u00f0 taka. The Knowledge, var \u00fea\u00f0 kalla\u00f0, \u00deekkingin \u2013\u00a0og var n\u00e1nast gu\u00f0leg a\u00f0 st\u00e6r\u00f0. A\u00f0 rata um London. Hugsa s\u00e9r. En \u00feeir \u00feurftu au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00edslensku. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Vill r\u00e1\u00f0herra a\u00f0 rith\u00f6fundar tali \u00edslensku? \u00c9g hj\u00f3 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 dagskr\u00e1 B\u00f3kmenntah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ar var sem fyrr \u00f6ll \u00e1 ensku. Meira a\u00f0 segja p\u00f6bbkvissi\u00f0. \u00de\u00f3 gat \u00e9g ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fear v\u00e6ru neinir \u00edslenskir rith\u00f6fundar a\u00f0 tala hver vi\u00f0 annan \u00e1 ensku\u00a0einsog hefur gerst og er mj\u00f6g l\u00fa\u00f0alegt. \u00cd \u00e1r voru einfaldlega engir vi\u00f0bur\u00f0ir nema me\u00f0 erlendum gestum. Upplestrar f\u00f3ru reyndar fram \u00e1 m\u00f3\u00f0urm\u00e1li h\u00f6funda. \u00deetta er held \u00e9g af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 B\u00f3kmenntah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk er \u00ed raun eins konar s\u00f6lumessa. St\u00f3r hluti gesta eru erlendir \u00fatgefendur. Erlendu h\u00f6fundarnir presentera sig fyrir \u00edslenskum lesendum \u2013\u00a0sumir me\u00f0 b\u00f3k \u00e1 m\u00e1linu, a\u00f0rir ekki \u2013\u00a0og \u00edslensku h\u00f6fundarnir presentera sig fyrir erlendum \u00fatgefendum. \u00dea\u00f0 sk\u00fdtur \u00feannig sk\u00f6kku vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1 me\u00f0an m\u00e9r finnst l\u00fa\u00f0alegt a\u00f0 h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0in fari fram \u00e1 ensku \u00fe\u00e1 sakna\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feess l\u00edka a\u00f0 vera ekki bo\u00f0inn \u2013\u00a0\u00e9g vildi l\u00edka f\u00e1 a\u00f0 kynna mig fyrir erlendum \u00fatgefendum. Me\u00f0al annars vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 m\u00e9r gengur b\u00f6lvanlega a\u00f0 koma N\u00e1tt\u00farul\u00f6gm\u00e1lunum \u00fat \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum m\u00e1lum. \u00c9g \u00e1tti erindi \u00ed \u00e1r. Hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 selt mig! A\u00f0 v\u00edsu myndi b\u00f3kmenntah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 kannski ekki hj\u00e1lpa \u00fear miki\u00f0 til af \u00fev\u00ed sta\u00f0reyndin er einfaldlega s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fatgefendur eru mj\u00f6g hikandi gagnvart l\u00f6ngum b\u00f3kum. Og h\u00fan ver\u00f0ur ekkert styttri vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e1i a\u00f0 tala um hana \u00e1 ensku \u00ed I\u00f0n\u00f3. Og \u00e9g er l\u00edka hr\u00e6\u00f0ilegur networker \u2013\u00a0er feiminn og kem illa fyrir og segi bara vitlausa hluti e\u00f0a ekkert (\u00e9g skrifa af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g kann ekki a\u00f0 tala). En af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i a\u00f0 koma og kynna sig \u00fe\u00e1 finnst m\u00e9r endilega einsog \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i au\u00f0vita\u00f0 gert herslumuninn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Er dagskr\u00e1 Iceland Noir \u00f6ll \u00e1 ensku l\u00edka? \u00dea\u00f0 er eina h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0in (\u00ed heiminum) sem \u00e9g hef be\u00f0i\u00f0 um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u2013\u00a0og eina sem hefur synja\u00f0 m\u00e9r. A\u00f0 minnsta kosti pers\u00f3nulega. B\u00f3kmenntah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e1 Flateyri, sem skarta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3nokkrum erlendum h\u00f6fundum, var \u00e1 \u00edslensku alls sta\u00f0ar \u00fear sem \u00fea\u00f0 gekk \u2013 sem var langoftast. Um a\u00f0rar al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0legar b\u00f3kmenntah\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ir \u00e1 \u00feessu landi er v\u00edst ekki a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a. Svo \u00e9g viti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Stundum hugsa \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 hafa einhvern vettvang \u00fear sem \u00edslenskir rith\u00f6fundar g\u00e6tu m\u00e6st \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vera \u00ed j\u00f3lab\u00f3kafl\u00f3\u00f0sg\u00edrnum e\u00f0a r\u00e9ttindas\u00f6lug\u00edrnum. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00f3kaballi\u00f0? \u00c9g hef bara einu sinni fari\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u2013 2011 var m\u00e9r bo\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0inni. Man eftir \u00fatlenskum h\u00f6fundi sem \u00f6llum fannst vo\u00f0a fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 kl\u00edpa \u00ed allar konurnar \u00e1 dansg\u00f3lfinu. \u00deetta var fyrir metoo og \u00e9g man ekki hver h\u00f6fundurinn var og s\u00e1 \u00feetta ekki \u2013\u00a0st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00fati og reykti br\u00f3\u00f0urpartinn af kv\u00f6ldinu og fylgdist me\u00f0 konunum koma \u00fat, krossa sig og segja \u201ehann er rosalegur \u00feessi ma\u00f0ur!\u201c Og svo var hlegi\u00f0. F\u00edlingurinn var svol\u00edti\u00f0 einsog \u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0u sveitaballi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n M\u00e9r var reyndar \u2013\u00a0svo \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9 haldi\u00f0 til haga \u2013\u00a0bo\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 spila \u00ed b\u00f3kabandinu. Sem hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 ge\u00f0veikt. En \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00feurft a\u00f0 koma \u00ed b\u00e6inn \u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judag eftir p\u00e1ska til a\u00f0 \u00e6fa og \u00fea\u00f0 bara gekk ekki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Kannski finnst m\u00e9r bara svol\u00edti\u00f0 billegt a\u00f0 \u00e6tlast til \u00feess a\u00f0 leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rar tali \u00edslensku og h\u00eda \u00e1 forsetann fyrir a\u00f0 segja \u201epope Francis\u201c ef ma\u00f0ur getur svona au\u00f0veldlega gert hana a\u00f0 aukaatri\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfur. Og kannski myndi \u00fea\u00f0 gera heilmiki\u00f0 fyrir tungum\u00e1li\u00f0 ef vi\u00f0 myndum temja okkur a\u00f0 nota t\u00falka meira \u2013\u00a0einsog er gert mj\u00f6g v\u00ed\u00f0a. Okkur vantar fagst\u00e9tt af t\u00falkum \u2013\u00a0og h\u00fan ver\u00f0ur ekki til nema einhver skapi st\u00f6rfin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n p.s. \u00dea\u00f0 kemur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega ekkert um Lestryg\u00f3nakaflann \u00ed Ulysses fyrren \u00ed n\u00e6stu viku. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" R\u00e1\u00f0herra vill a\u00f0 leigub\u00edlstj\u00f3rar tali \u00edslensku. Er fyrirs\u00f6gn \u00ed einhverju bla\u00f0anna sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0an. M\u00e9r finnst svo sem \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem stundar \u00fej\u00f3nustust\u00f6rf \u00e1 \u00cdslandi geri \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00edslensku, einsog \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0ur vi\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst ekkert \u00f3e\u00f0lilegt a\u00f0 ger\u00f0 s\u00e9 krafa um \u00fea\u00f0. En er ekki d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 skr\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja l\u00f6g … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Bamm<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6032,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6031\/revisions\/6032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}