{"id":6071,"date":"2025-05-15T16:15:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-15T16:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=6071"},"modified":"2025-05-15T16:15:44","modified_gmt":"2025-05-15T16:15:44","slug":"rassgat-a-floti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/?p=6071","title":{"rendered":"Rassgat \u00e1 floti"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum sat \u00e9g einn \u00e1 kaffih\u00fasi. \u00c1 n\u00e6sta bor\u00f0i voru tv\u00e6r konur me\u00f0 ungbarn. Latt\u00e9mamma og vinkona hennar sem var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 barni\u00f0 \u00ed fyrsta skipti. \u201eHann er algert rassgat,\u201c sag\u00f0i vinkonan um ungbarni\u00f0. Og \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0i: Er \u00feetta ekki svol\u00edti\u00f0 eitra\u00f0ur talsm\u00e1ti? Af hverju \u00fearf h\u00fan a\u00f0 l\u00edkja barninu vi\u00f0 s\u00f3\u00f0alegasta op l\u00edkamans? \u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert vi\u00f0 ungb\u00f6rn \u2013 og alls ekki \u00feetta ungbarn \u2013\u00a0sem kallar \u00e1 svona talsm\u00e1ta. Ungb\u00f6rn eru einmitt yfirleitt s\u00e9rstaklega hrein, einhvern veginn \u2013\u00a0meira a\u00f0 segja \u00fea\u00f0 sem kemur \u00fat um \u201erassgati\u00f0\u201c \u00e1 \u00feeim sj\u00e1lfum er undarlega hreint. \u00c9g bj\u00f3st vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 n\u00fa yr\u00f0i uppi f\u00f3tur og fit en m\u00e9r til fur\u00f0u virtist latt\u00e9mamman alls ekki taka \u00feetta n\u00e6rri s\u00e9r. Og raunar \u00fevert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti. \u201e\u00c9g veit!\u201c hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i h\u00fan upp yfir sig. Og hl\u00f3. \u00dea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i bara a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00feakka\u00f0i vinkonu sinni fyrir \u00feessa h\u00e1rf\u00ednu en n\u00e1kv\u00e6mu greiningu \u00e1 barninu hennar. Hva\u00f0 er \u00e9g eiginlega a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1? hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00b4a n\u00e6sta bor\u00f0i. Eru m\u00e6\u00f0ur or\u00f0nar svo uppteknar af instagramfullkomnuninni a\u00f0 minnsti \u201egalli\u201c \u00e1 b\u00f6rnum \u00feeirra ver\u00f0i til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r taki undir me\u00f0 lj\u00f3tustu sv\u00edvir\u00f0ingum vina sinna \u00ed \u00feeirra gar\u00f0 \u2013 svona einsog \u00fe\u00e6r hef\u00f0u \u00f3vart keypt \u00f3l\u00f6gulega peysu \u00e1 Shein! E\u00f0a kl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0ri myndl\u00edkingu. \u00c9g gat vel a\u00f0 merkja ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 neinn galla \u00e1 \u00feessu barni, \u00fea\u00f0 virtist alveg jafn fullkomi\u00f0 og \u00f6nnur ungb\u00f6rn, en eitthva\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 hafa kalla\u00f0 fram \u00feessi vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0. Kannski var \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 asnalegan f\u00e6\u00f0ingarblett, sem \u00e9g gat ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 (\u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g v\u00e6ri n\u00fa reyndar farinn a\u00f0 teygja h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 svol\u00edti\u00f0) \u2013\u00a0en jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3 svo v\u00e6ri! Hall\u00f3!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e9r var\u00f0 svo aftur hugsa\u00f0 til \u00feessa \u00feegar \u00e9g las fr\u00e9tt \u00ed DV<\/a> um hla\u00f0varpsstj\u00f3rnanda sem haf\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir svipa\u00f0ri reynslu nema hann sat n\u00e6rri h\u00f3pi karla sem k\u00f6llu\u00f0u hver annan aumingja og vi\u00f0h\u00f6f\u00f0u alls kyns v\u00e6gast sagt \u00f3vinalegar sv\u00edvir\u00f0ingar hver \u00ed gar\u00f0 annars. Miki\u00f0 er, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g, a\u00f0 einhver er farinn a\u00f0 taka tungum\u00e1li\u00f0 alvarlega. Miki\u00f0 er a\u00f0 einhver skilur a\u00f0 or\u00f0in sem vi\u00f0 beitum hafa b\u00f3kstaflega merkingu sem m\u00e1 fletta upp \u00ed or\u00f0ab\u00f3k og samskipti f\u00f3lks eru ekki einhver \u201eleikur\u201c \u00fear sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 sk\u00fdla s\u00e9r \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur hafi meint eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en ma\u00f0ur sag\u00f0i B\u00d3KSTAFLEGA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u00f0g\u00e1t skal h\u00f6f\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6rveru s\u00e1lar, segi \u00e9g n\u00fa bara. Kurteisi kostar ekkert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cd algerlega \u00f3tengdum fr\u00e9ttum held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 m\u00e6tti alveg vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a l\u00e6sari \u00e1 texta \u2013\u00a0tala\u00f0an og rita\u00f0an.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fyrir mj\u00f6g l\u00f6ngu s\u00ed\u00f0an kenndi \u00e9g st\u00f3rkostlegum ungum manni ritlist. \u00deessi ma\u00f0ur var me\u00f0 einhverja greiningu sem var \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0 fyrir m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 en \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki haft eftir n\u00fana. En h\u00fan birtist me\u00f0al annars me\u00f0 \u00feeim h\u00e6tti \u00ed skrifum hans a\u00f0 hann \u00e1tti gr\u00ed\u00f0arlega erfitt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja \u00f3satt og gat eiginlega ekki skili\u00f0 \u00e1 milli \u00feess a\u00f0 lj\u00faga og a\u00f0 sk\u00e1lda. Til a\u00f0 byrja me\u00f0 skila\u00f0i hann bara inn verkefnum sem voru sanns\u00f6guleg \u2013\u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 er sannarlega allt\u00edlagi, m\u00f6rg bestu sk\u00e1ld heimsins lj\u00faga aldrei (viljandi). En eina vikuna ba\u00f0 \u00e9g hann s\u00e9rstaklega a\u00f0 gera tilraun til \u00feess a\u00f0 segja upplogna s\u00f6gu \u2013 b\u00fa\u00f0u til pers\u00f3nur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, sem eru ekki til, og l\u00e1ttu \u00fe\u00e6r gera eitthva\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 vera merkilegt. Viku s\u00ed\u00f0ar f\u00e9kk \u00e9g \u00feannig s\u00f6gu \u2013\u00a0mj\u00f6g einfalda s\u00f6gu um karl og kerlingu \u00ed koti s\u00ednu nema hver einasta setning innih\u00e9lt einhvers konar fyrirvara. \u201eKarl og kerling bjuggu \u00ed koti s\u00ednu nema \u00fea\u00f0 var ekki til \u00ed alv\u00f6ru, bara h\u00e9rna \u00ed s\u00f6gunni. \u00deau \u00e1ttu son sem var ekki heldur til en \u00e9g b\u00fd hann til h\u00e9rna af \u00fev\u00ed Eir\u00edkur sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0.\u201c Og svo framvegis. \u00deetta var alveg d\u00e1samlegur texti og til marks um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 h\u00f6mlur geta veri\u00f0 skapandi \u2013\u00a0hvernig \u00fe\u00e6r geta \u00fevinga\u00f0 okkur til \u00feess a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 virkilega frumlegt. Og \u00feegar \u00fe\u00e6r eru okkur jafn e\u00f0lisl\u00e6gar og \u00feessar h\u00f6mlur \u00feessa manns \u00fe\u00e1 eru \u00fe\u00e6r l\u00edka n\u00e1nast hjartskerandi einl\u00e6gar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Gosi er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 gefa \u00fat pl\u00f6tuna \u00c1 floti. \u00cd dag sem sagt \u2013\u00a0\u00e1 streymisveitum og v\u00ednyl. Gosi er fyrst og fremst Andri P\u00e9tur \u00derastarson en stundum miklu fleira f\u00f3lk og \u00ed hlj\u00f3msveitaruppstillingu erum vi\u00f0 Baldur P\u00e1ll H\u00f3lmgeirsson sennilega algengustu me\u00f0limirnir. Vi\u00f0 spilum \u00ed tveimur l\u00f6gum \u00e1 pl\u00f6tunni \u2013\u00a0Anda Klaka og Hafi\u00f0\u00a0\u2013 en kunnum \u00feau or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f6ll og \u00e6tlum a\u00f0 spila \u00feau me\u00f0 fleirum (allavega S\u00f6ru Hrund Sign\u00fdjard\u00f3ttur og \u00c1stu Krist\u00ednu Pjetursd\u00f3ttur og M\u00f6rtu Sif \u00d3lafsd\u00f3ttur) \u00feann 29. \u00feessa m\u00e1na\u00f0ar \u00ed Edinborgarh\u00fasinu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Smelli\u00f0 h\u00e9r til a\u00f0 hlusta<\/a> hj\u00e1 s\u00e6nsku ar\u00f0r\u00e1nsmaf\u00edunni. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c1 d\u00f6gunum sat \u00e9g einn \u00e1 kaffih\u00fasi. \u00c1 n\u00e6sta bor\u00f0i voru tv\u00e6r konur me\u00f0 ungbarn. Latt\u00e9mamma og vinkona hennar sem var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 barni\u00f0 \u00ed fyrsta skipti. \u201eHann er algert rassgat,\u201c sag\u00f0i vinkonan um ungbarni\u00f0. Og \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0i: Er \u00feetta ekki svol\u00edti\u00f0 eitra\u00f0ur talsm\u00e1ti? Af hverju \u00fearf h\u00fan a\u00f0 l\u00edkja barninu vi\u00f0 s\u00f3\u00f0alegasta op l\u00edkamans? … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa: Rassgat \u00e1 floti<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6073,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071\/revisions\/6073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/norddahl.org\/fjallabaksleidin\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}