\u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k mig of langan t\u00edma a\u00f0 komast inn \u00e1 \u00feennan vef \u00ed dag. Mundi ekki lykilor\u00f0i\u00f0 og vefurinn neita\u00f0i a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00fdtt. Critical error. \u00c9g er or\u00f0inn of gamall fyrir t\u00f6lvur. \u00cd s\u00ed\u00f0ustu viku var Starafuglsvefurinn hakka\u00f0ur og \u00e9g \u00feurfti a\u00f0 borga einhverjum t\u00f6lvus\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingum fyrir a\u00f0 koma honum aftur \u00ed lag. M\u00e9r er sagt \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 gera hann \u00feannig \u00far gar\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 hakka hann \u2013\u00a0hann er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 l\u00edti\u00f0 uppf\u00e6r\u00f0ur n\u00faor\u00f0i\u00f0, enda aldrei neitt n\u00fdtt efni. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf a\u00f0 koma honum \u00ed einhvers konar stafr\u00e6nt formal\u00edn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 beinl\u00ednis bara t\u00f6lvan sem \u00e9g hati heldur hata \u00e9g bara allt vesen. \u00deessa dagana. \u00derek mitt gagnvart hlutum sem ganga ekki upp er n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekki neitt. \u00c9g f\u00e6 endalausar augl\u00fdsingar \u00e1 samf\u00e9lagsmi\u00f0lum um b\u00f6rn\u00e1t og kortis\u00f3l og tai chi st\u00f3la\u00e6fingar sem muni bjarga l\u00edfi m\u00ednu og \u00e9g er farinn a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast a\u00f0 alg\u00f3ritminn \u00feekki mig betur en \u00e9g \u00feekki mig sj\u00e1lfur \u2013\u00a0en a\u00f0 \u00e1 sama t\u00edma \u00fe\u00b4\u00e1 hafi hann ekkert gott \u00ed hyggju, hann vill bara sj\u00faga \u00far m\u00e9r meiri orku og hafa af m\u00e9r pening, undir \u00fev\u00ed yfirskini a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa m\u00e9r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa alls konar fyrir alls konar. Sk\u00e1ldsaga mjakast \u00e1fram, kannski hefst eitthva\u00f0 fyrir vori\u00f0 (til \u00fatg\u00e1fu \u00ed haust) ef \u00e9g tek ekki upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed (eina fer\u00f0ina enn) a\u00f0 henda bara \u00f6llu \u00ed rusli\u00f0. Mestur t\u00edmi fer \u00ed styttri t\u00edma deadline. S\u00ed\u00f0ustu sex vikur hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 pistla \u00ed Lestinni. \u00c9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 \u00feeir ver\u00f0a margir, held bara \u00e1fram \u00feanga\u00f0 til \u00e9g ver\u00f0 rekinn. \u00c9g hef heldur ekkert kanna\u00f0 hver er p\u00f3lis\u00edan me\u00f0 a\u00f0 t.d. endurbirta pistlana h\u00e9r. \u00deeir hafa flestir veri\u00f0 d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttatengdir og eru kannski bara \u00fareltir. \u00c9g skrifa\u00f0i um Ren\u00e9e Good og ICE, um yfirvofandi innr\u00e1s \u00ed Gr\u00e6nland, um draum formanns Sv\u00ed\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ardem\u00f3krata, Jimmie \u00c5kesson, sem enda\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann fleyg\u00f0i s\u00e9r \u00e1 spegil (\u00ed raunveruleikanum), um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig best s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hantera eineltisseggi og \u00f6fgah\u00e6grimenn, um hyster\u00edska og \u00fereytandi leit mannskepnunnar a\u00f0 l\u00edfsfyllingu og pistillinn sem fer \u00ed lofti\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun er um n\u00fdju brottv\u00edsunarl\u00f6gin, sem f\u00f3ru m\u00f3tatkv\u00e6\u00f0alaust \u00ed gegnum \u00feingi\u00f0. Hann \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera \u00ed dag en \u00ed dag ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1ttur um K\u00edna og K\u00edna er bara svo pl\u00e1ssfrekt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pistillinn um l\u00edfsfyllinguna var sennilega bara eitthva\u00f0 andlegt \u00f3p. \u00c1 hj\u00e1lp. E\u00f0a eftir n\u00fdju \u00e1hugam\u00e1li. Anna\u00f0 hvort. E\u00f0a b\u00e6\u00f0i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Svo hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa fyrir Myndlist \u00e1 \u00cdslandi og Reykjav\u00edk Grapevine og \u00d6rnen och Kr\u00e5kan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g hef l\u00edka \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 skrifa ekki meira um fyrstu kaflana \u00ed Ulysses, einsog \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i. A.m.k. ekki a\u00f0 svo st\u00f6ddu. \u00b4\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 endurlesa Penel\u00f3pu \u00e1 n\u00e6stu d\u00f6gum og skrifa um hana og segja \u00feetta gott. \u00c9g missti svol\u00edti\u00f0 m\u00f3tivasj\u00f3nina \u00feegar Dublinfer\u00f0in datt af dagskr\u00e1. \u00c9g hugsa a\u00f0 m\u00e9r dugi alveg a\u00f0 skrifa vel um Penel\u00f3pu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g sendi l\u00edka Alfabet \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0inguna \u00e1 \u00fatgefanda og b\u00ed\u00f0 svars. \u00c9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 pota \u00ed safn lj\u00f3\u00f0a\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0inga sem \u00e9g kem sennilega aldrei \u00fat. Eitthva\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed efni hefur reyndar \u00feegar birst, fyrst \u00ed safni sem kom ekki \u00fat \u00ed nema \u00f6rf\u00e1um eint\u00f6kum \u2013\u00a0kannski 30-40 \u2013 \u00e1ri\u00f0 2007 og h\u00e9t 131.839 sl\u00f6g me\u00f0 bilum. Og \u00ed T\u00edu \u00fe\u00fasund tregaw\u00f6ttum e\u00f0a Starafugli og svona h\u00e9r og \u00fear. En lj\u00f3\u00f0a\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ingar eru erfi\u00f0ar. \u00c9g sendi lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00far \u00feessu safni \u00e1 valin h\u00f3p f\u00f3lks fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum \u2013 bara 3-4 lj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 hvern \u2013 til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 f\u00e1 einhvern yfirlestur en \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i aldrei m\u00fakk fr\u00e1 neinu \u00feeirra (en haf\u00f0i vel a\u00f0 merkja fengi\u00f0 sam\u00feykki fyrir a\u00f0 senda lj\u00f3\u00f0in, \u00feau voru ekki send upp \u00e1 neina \u00f3von). \u00dea\u00f0 var samt f\u00f3lk sem \u00e9g reikna\u00f0i fyrirfram me\u00f0 a\u00f0 myndi hafa mikinn \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00feessu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
En Alfabet hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 koma \u00fat. Alfabet er eitt af allra st\u00e6rstu verkum evr\u00f3pskra lj\u00f3\u00f0b\u00f3kmennta s\u00ed\u00f0ustu 70 \u00e1rin. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i m.a.s. gervigreindina til \u00feess a\u00f0 vera viss um a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ekki a\u00f0 taka of st\u00f3rt upp \u00ed mig \u2013\u00a0h\u00fan setti Alfabet \u00ed fimmta s\u00e6ti (\u00ed selskap me\u00f0 Szymborsku, Transtr\u00f6mer, Heany, Celan, Rilke og fleirum). Ef h\u00fan m\u00e1 segja \u00feetta, sem hefur ekkert raunverulegt vit, \u00fe\u00e1 hl\u00fdt \u00e9g, sem er svona g\u00e1fa\u00f0ur, a\u00f0 mega halda \u00fev\u00ed fram l\u00edka. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 hefur gengi\u00f0 \u00e1? \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed menningarreisu til Reykjav\u00edkur til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00d3resteiu. \u00dea\u00f0 er engu upp \u00e1 hana logi\u00f0 \u2013\u00a0m\u00edn st\u00e6rsta upplifun \u00ed leikh\u00fasi hinga\u00f0 til. Ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi ekki veri\u00f0 gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 Beint \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Litla leikkl\u00fabbnum (sem Hilmir Sn\u00e6r l\u00e9k einmitt \u00ed fyrir r\u00famlega \u00e1ratug, \u00feegar hann var a\u00f0 hita upp fyrir \u00d3resteiu). \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edka uppselt \u00e1 allar s\u00fdningar og vi\u00f0 (\u00e9g er \u00ed stj\u00f3rn leikf\u00e9lagsins) b\u00e6ttum vi\u00f0 aukas\u00fdningu, sem er alveg a\u00f0 fyllast l\u00edka. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g spila\u00f0i \u00e1 t\u00f3nleikum me\u00f0 Sk\u00fala mennska. \u00c1 bassa. \u00dea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g gaman. Paranoid hitu\u00f0u upp. \u00deeir eru \u00e1 fullu a\u00f0 semja og \u00e6fa og \u00e6tla a\u00f0 freista \u00feess a\u00f0 taka \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed M\u00fas\u00edktilraunum. Mj\u00f6g efnilegt, Sabbath-insp\u00edrera\u00f0 \u00feungarokk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 \u00deorrabl\u00f3t. \u00dea\u00f0 var mj\u00f6g \u00e1\u00feekkt fyrri \u00feorrabl\u00f3tum. Nema maturinn var heldur betri. Og \u00e9g reykti ekkert (\u00e9g hef stundum bara sta\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir utan f\u00e9lagsheimili\u00f0 allt kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00ed kallah\u00f3pi og reykt einsog \u00e9g hafi aldrei h\u00e6tt). \u00dea\u00f0 var samt ekki me\u00f0vitu\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cd kv\u00f6ld er svo fyrsta \u00e6fingin hj\u00e1 hlj\u00f3msveitinni sem \u00e6tlar a\u00f0 flytja Dylanpr\u00f3gram \u00ed Edinborgarh\u00fasinu 11. apr\u00edl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Annars heyrumst vi\u00f0 bara. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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